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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16540 on: August 20, 2011, 05:36:55 PM »
It's all in the power of heavy basslines.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16541 on: August 20, 2011, 05:41:42 PM »
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I know nothing more.
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16542 on: August 20, 2011, 06:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Aaron Joerger
[error]Q: What do you think of Shish-Kabot's web it used against Enforcer (video)?[/error]

[okay]A: It looks like the 'web' did more harm than good. The soft aluminum angle used to support the web bent badly and looked far worse than any damage 'Enforcer' likely could have done to the polycarbonate top of 'Shish-Kabot' (that is polycarbonate, I hope). I think the web was a mistake.

[/okay]

Could someone explain to me why Aaron Joerger is such an asshole and hates me/my robots?

It's not even a fair assessment of the D-Fence "web". Really, saying that "the damage would have been far less" is complete horse sh**. If you've ever cut lexan you know what I mean. Shish has a lovely .5" deep 3" long battle scar from Enforcer to say that would have been less is wrong. The "Soft Almuminum" was 1/16" 6061 grade (also what Aaron constantly recommends to use) It seems to me like Aaron has been away from the arena and out of touch for too long...

Oh...

Wait he has been away for a long time. Infact it's been 8 years since he last competed with his toy (robot)

Why is it that people even go to him for advice? He isnt particulary helpful and worms his way out of hard questions with "I'm not an engineering service" or "I answered that already, now go find it yourself in the archives"

I'm sorry if this isn't exactly PG-13 but it's how I think is best to get my point across.

Please boycott his site and do not point anyone towards him for help because they will get insulted and be fed bad information.

 


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16543 on: August 20, 2011, 06:39:08 PM »
*Cut*
I've never heard of the guy TBH, seems like a tosser though.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16544 on: August 20, 2011, 06:42:21 PM »
 :bigsmile: How y'all doing over here?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16545 on: August 20, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16546 on: August 20, 2011, 06:44:18 PM »

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16547 on: August 20, 2011, 06:44:52 PM »
I never understood why the guy became such an authority on combat robots anyway. All the questions he answers I can answer with sh** I already know and 2 seconds on google.

not to mention if he is so knowledgeable why did Runaway suck so hard

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16548 on: August 20, 2011, 06:47:55 PM »
not to mention if he is so knowledgeable why did Runaway suck so hard

QFT Thats what I always thought
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16549 on: August 20, 2011, 07:14:23 PM »
Well atleast some people agree with me.

Also Phoenix could beat Runaway. :P

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16551 on: August 20, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »
Well atleast some people agree with me.

Also Phoenix could beat Runaway. :P

Malc 1.5 could beat Runaway. AFTER it lost the wheels.
I built that big robot on that TV show that time


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16552 on: August 20, 2011, 09:02:52 PM »
Please boycott his site and do not point anyone towards him for help because they will get insulted and be fed bad information.

I will gladly campaign this, I read his site once and never again, its exactly the kind of person you dont need in this sport..


Quote from: Aaron Joerger
[okay] looked far worse than any damage 'Enforcer' likely could have done to the polycarbonate top of 'Shish-Kabot' [/okay]

Isnt the point of the web to be sacrificial so the robot itself remains untouched?

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16553 on: August 20, 2011, 09:04:48 PM »
I'm with you.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16554 on: August 20, 2011, 09:06:40 PM »
If he isn't mentally challenged I have no ****ing clue what was going on during robot wars.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16555 on: August 20, 2011, 09:42:49 PM »
Please boycott his site and do not point anyone towards him for help because they will get insulted and be fed bad information.

I will gladly campaign this, I read his site once and never again, its exactly the kind of person you dont need in this sport..


Quote from: Aaron Joerger
[okay] looked far worse than any damage 'Enforcer' likely could have done to the polycarbonate top of 'Shish-Kabot' [/okay]

Isnt the point of the web to be sacrificial so the robot itself remains untouched?

Thanks for your support Joe, I read his site and asked on question two years ago about chromoly vs TI and got a smart ass answer from him. I only got word of this when another builder who shall remain nameless tipped me off about it.

Yes the whole point of D-Fence (Not the 'Web') was to be expendable and protect my $40 top armor for one fight.


Also thanks Nate, Scrap and Somebody for your support.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16556 on: August 20, 2011, 11:29:05 PM »
5:30am. I'm going to sleep. =D
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16557 on: August 21, 2011, 12:51:47 AM »
If he isn't mentally challenged I have no ****ing clue what was going on during robot wars.

I'm no doctor, but I'd wager good money that he and his father Mark both have Aspergers.  The phrase "Don't feed the trolls" is completely alien to them.  They're incapable of leaving alone any idiotic question that comes through on "Ask Aaron."  They just can't resist having a go at someone, thinking that they've embarassed the user by poking fun at the question he anonymously submitted.

It doesn't help that they like to poke fun at people with serious questions; maybe they don't realize that tone of voice isn't transmitted in written form.

If it weren't for my good-citizen nature and the fact that he can track IP's, I'd be gettign my kicks seeing how they react to Robot Wars UK questions.

And that whole business of not accepting UK Robot Wars questions?  Don't they realize that giving any kind of response to said questions is a sign of weakness? 

Pray that you never need a favor from the Oregon Dept. of Transportation - if Mark is a typical employee.  In fact, I'm really starting to doubt Mark's version of the Ram Force story at Robotica 1, given how apt he is to cry "oppression!"


This was what pushed me over the edge.  You'll notice that it is a UK Robot Wars question, which makes them look like real pushovers:
Q: Can a robot beat [Retired European Hydraulic Piercer Robot] by making itself tall enough to make [Retired European Hydraulic Piercer Robot] cannot bite it? 

  A: Being taller than the jaw opening of the well-known 'Retired European   Hydraulic Piercer Robot' would make it very difficult for the piercer   to get a bite. 'Terrifying Overhead Axe Robot' did show up at an   internationally  televised event with extra-tall polycarbonate side   armor to take advantage of this approach, but did not draw 'Retired   European Hydraulic Piercer Robot' in the tournament. 'Retired European   Hydraulic Piercer Robot' was surprisingly lucky(?) in avoiding   competitors who had the best chance of beating it.
I couldn't help but blurt out "Just say Razer you stupid f***."


Oh, and this was cute too (BTW when I say "cute" I mean "why bother?"):

       Q: When your team fought in the US & UK tag team championship it   looked like Run Away ran into the arena wall then shut down. What do you   think happened to it?     A: You're talking about the Tag Team event in the Nickelodeon Robot   Wars? I know exactly what happened to our robot -- but we no longer   answer questions about UK Robot Wars.


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16558 on: August 21, 2011, 01:18:20 AM »
No idea what just happened.




I'm off to northampton anyway after my family decided to go on holiday while i didn't know >.>
See you in a few days then.
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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #16559 on: August 21, 2011, 01:47:48 AM »

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.