The General Chatter Thread.

[NFX]

Oh yeah, best thing is, the simple minded, whorish, orange chavettes are all getting overly excited about it.
Honestly on the day it was announced, all you could here around my school was idiotic squealing about it.

I finally saw what hell would be like.

This describes my life at school. Idiots everywhere. I've honestly lost all hope for humanity if everyone's IQ seems to be below 32.

Kinda fits into my old high school as well. At least they keep themselves to fads such as facebook and twitter, so we know which places to avoid.

[Naryar]

No, more specifically here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barr,_Bas-Rhin

I lived here... but not now, I live in strasbourg now.

[Kujii]

I live in a rock.

[NFX]

I live in Edinburgh. For the next two weeks, at least. Then back to Fife for four months.

[Resetti's Replicas]

I finished "9 Doors" the other day and I am sorry to report that there is not an alternate ending where your character sleeps with the dancer.

Disappointing as it is, it turns out he really dodged a bullet.  Remeber how I guessed that she was 26? She's actually 40.  And that isn't a spoiler, it's presented in a way like you were supposed to know it all along.  Also she has kids, that's a mood killer for me.

[Kujii]

I finished "9 Doors" the other day and I am sorry to report that there is not an alternate ending where your character sleeps with the dancer.

Disappointing as it is, it turns out he really dodged a bullet.  Remeber how I guessed that she was 26? She's actually 40.  And that isn't a spoiler, it's presented in a way like you were supposed to know it all along.  Also she has kids, that's a mood killer for me.

PAHAHA!

Well now you know why he wasn't attracted.

[Hydro]

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/364820

*Para-para*

[Resetti's Replicas]

I finished "9 Doors" the other day and I am sorry to report that there is not an alternate ending where your character sleeps with the dancer.

Disappointing as it is, it turns out he really dodged a bullet.  Remeber how I guessed that she was 26? She's actually 40.  And that isn't a spoiler, it's presented in a way like you were supposed to know it all along.  Also she has kids, that's a mood killer for me.

PAHAHA!

Well now you know why he wasn't attracted.

In my defense, you don't know what Lotus looks like.  Here: (the guy in the picture is Junpei, your character):

There was a surprising lack of ecchi Lotus pictures on Google images, even with SafeSearch off.

[Meganerdbomb]

If a real girl looked like THAT? I'd hit it even if I knew she was 40 and had kids. sh**, I'd ****ing marry her.

[Kujii]

What if her personality sucked?

[Meganerdbomb]

Personality is overrated. 

[Resetti's Replicas]

Especially when you only have 9 hours to live (That's why the game is called "9 Doors 9 Persons 9 Hours").

[Meganerdbomb]

9 hours to live? In that case, I'd do her if she was 50!

[Resetti's Replicas]

When I say 9 hours to live, that's of course hinging on the condition that you don't manage escape.  Dunno if that changes your answer

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

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If I say she looks sexy, do I get kicked in the face? I mean, I'm supposed to be straight e_e

There was a surprising lack of ecchi Lotus pictures on Google images, even with SafeSearch off.

Hmm... I could probably fix that... *slapped*

[NFX]

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If I say she looks sexy, do I get kicked in the face? I mean, I'm supposed to be straight e_e

Nah. It's Japan, they can get away with stuff like that.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Yay, I won't get kicked in the face :D

On another note, how many characters can beat Yuyuko in the factor? (Some of you will remember this picture from the aptly-named Helifapper)

[Kujii]

...

I'd go with 14.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Show me and you get a cookie

[Kujii]

*paints a number 14 on a wall*