Because I'm almost certain that the college wouldn't tolerate me writing porn in class, or indeed my free time
Sam was being far too boring, I'd rather brutally kill orphans with a crowbar while screaming "GORDON FREEMAN"Besides, I'm certain Hellmoo is Educational likely to make any day more epic.
Yes it does.
Also, I should read my book out loud today to piss you off in Joes class.
*ahem*"fire paw stretched having just woken up fro-...."