Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread. (Read 1637819 times)

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #46540 on:** April 16, 2015, 01:31:58 PM »

Quote from: Omegle

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Stranger: ummm jelly wobbles
You: I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Stranger: wow. pick up line unstoppable
You: I know, right?
Stranger: ummm
You: Show me your tits.
Stranger: oh demanding.
You: Well you liked my pick up line.
Stranger: I never said that
You: Oh well. Show me your tits.
Stranger: how do you know I'm not a guy
You: Then show me your dick.
Stranger: oh your bi
You: I don't know. I'm only 8.
Stranger: wow. lies
You: Yeah, you got me.
Stranger: haha. cleaver I am
You: Show me your tits and/or dick.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Old enough to go to jail for enticement.
Stranger: come on tell me
You: You first.
Stranger: 16
You: Let's just say I'm the next multiple of 8.
Stranger has disconnected.

kek

Domanating · « **Reply #46541 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:13:51 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 01:31:58 PM

Quote from: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Stranger: ummm jelly wobbles
You: I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Stranger: wow. pick up line unstoppable
You: I know, right?
Stranger: ummm
You: Show me your tits.
Stranger: oh demanding.
You: Well you liked my pick up line.
Stranger: I never said that
You: Oh well. Show me your tits.
Stranger: how do you know I'm not a guy
You: Then show me your dick.
Stranger: oh your bi
You: I don't know. I'm only 8.
Stranger: wow. lies
You: Yeah, you got me.
Stranger: haha. cleaver I am
You: Show me your tits and/or dick.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Old enough to go to jail for enticement.
Stranger: come on tell me
You: You first.
Stranger: 16
You: Let's just say I'm the next multiple of 8.
Stranger has disconnected.

kek

Brilliant

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #46542 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:28:51 PM »

Quote from: Domanating on April 16, 2015, 02:13:51 PM

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 01:31:58 PM
Quote from: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Stranger: ummm jelly wobbles
You: I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Stranger: wow. pick up line unstoppable
You: I know, right?
Stranger: ummm
You: Show me your tits.
Stranger: oh demanding.
You: Well you liked my pick up line.
Stranger: I never said that
You: Oh well. Show me your tits.
Stranger: how do you know I'm not a guy
You: Then show me your dick.
Stranger: oh your bi
You: I don't know. I'm only 8.
Stranger: wow. lies
You: Yeah, you got me.
Stranger: haha. cleaver I am
You: Show me your tits and/or dick.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Old enough to go to jail for enticement.
Stranger: come on tell me
You: You first.
Stranger: 16
You: Let's just say I'm the next multiple of 8.
Stranger has disconnected.

kek

Brilliant

I know, right? Math is hard.

In other news, I got banned from a Kurt Cobain fan page.

Philippa · « **Reply #46543 on:** April 16, 2015, 02:35:21 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 02:28:51 PM

Quote from: Domanating on April 16, 2015, 02:13:51 PM
Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 01:31:58 PM
Quote from: Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's the difference between jam and jelly?
Stranger: ummm jelly wobbles
You: I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Stranger: wow. pick up line unstoppable
You: I know, right?
Stranger: ummm
You: Show me your tits.
Stranger: oh demanding.
You: Well you liked my pick up line.
Stranger: I never said that
You: Oh well. Show me your tits.
Stranger: how do you know I'm not a guy
You: Then show me your dick.
Stranger: oh your bi
You: I don't know. I'm only 8.
Stranger: wow. lies
You: Yeah, you got me.
Stranger: haha. cleaver I am
You: Show me your tits and/or dick.
Stranger: how old are you
You: Old enough to go to jail for enticement.
Stranger: come on tell me
You: You first.
Stranger: 16
You: Let's just say I'm the next multiple of 8.
Stranger has disconnected.

kek

Brilliant
I know, right? Math is hard.

In other news, I got banned from a Kurt Cobain fan page.

(Image removed from quote.)

Good ****ing riddance.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #46544 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:04:10 PM »

"I'm the next multiple of 8" sounds like an excerpt of a math problem from my 2nd grade homework. I can see why he was getting some "To Catch A Predator" vibes.

Mr. AS · « **Reply #46545 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:20:37 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 02:28:51 PM

In other news, I got banned from a Kurt Cobain fan page.

(Image removed from quote.)

Thank you for your thoughts, Danielle Carter. I will be sure to take your oh-so-important thoughts into consideration next time I go sh**posting.

Naryar · « **Reply #46546 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:37:50 PM »

Andrew likes to be EDGY

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #46547 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:39:48 PM »

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 16, 2015, 04:04:10 PM

"I'm the next multiple of 8" sounds like an excerpt of a math problem from my 2nd grade homework. I can see why he was getting some "To Catch A Predator" vibes.

You don't think he may have gotten a weird vibe when I said I was old enough to go to jail for enticement?

Natef · « **Reply #46548 on:** April 16, 2015, 04:41:10 PM »

Happy birthday Christian Carlberg!

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #46549 on:** April 16, 2015, 08:22:35 PM »

I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #46550 on:** April 16, 2015, 10:10:36 PM »

Quote from: HurricaneAndrew on April 16, 2015, 04:39:48 PM

Quote from: Sonny_Resetti on April 16, 2015, 04:04:10 PM
"I'm the next multiple of 8" sounds like an excerpt of a math problem from my 2nd grade homework. I can see why he was getting some "To Catch A Predator" vibes.
You don't think he may have gotten a weird vibe when I said I was old enough to go to jail for enticement?

Sounds like something I would've said when I was 12 years old and was trying to pass for being old enough on Runescape.

Natef · « **Reply #46551 on:** April 16, 2015, 10:12:23 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #46552 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:01:57 AM »

le going to paris, will post pictures

helloface · « **Reply #46553 on:** April 17, 2015, 11:27:34 AM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 17, 2015, 04:01:57 AM

le going to paris, will post pictures

Post pic with baguette

cephalopod · « **Reply #46554 on:** April 17, 2015, 12:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Natef on April 16, 2015, 10:12:23 PM

omg

Was pretty happy to find this in my inbox this morning. I know they say it's a very rough cut but if the rest is even that good, I'm happy.

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #46555 on:** April 17, 2015, 12:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on April 17, 2015, 04:01:57 AM

le going to paris, will post pictures

Of your sister?

090901 · « **Reply #46556 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:30:38 PM »

Quote from: Meganerdbomb on April 17, 2015, 12:50:57 PM

Quote from: Naryar on April 17, 2015, 04:01:57 AM
le going to paris, will post pictures
Of your sister?

pls

Natef · « **Reply #46557 on:** April 17, 2015, 07:16:38 PM »

Anyone have any good DSL3 IRL HW bots on the exchange? want to expand my bot library.

Paranoia · « **Reply #46558 on:** April 17, 2015, 07:50:19 PM »

Quote from: Natef on April 17, 2015, 07:16:38 PM

Anyone have any good DSL3 IRL HW bots on the exchange? want to expand my bot library.

paranoia ai has some heavyweights you could use. ~~definitely not blatantly advertising or anything.~~

Natef · « **Reply #46559 on:** April 17, 2015, 07:55:03 PM »

Quote from: Paranoia on April 17, 2015, 07:50:19 PM

Quote from: Natef on April 17, 2015, 07:16:38 PM
Anyone have any good DSL3 IRL HW bots on the exchange? want to expand my bot library.

paranoia ai has some heavyweights you could use. ~~definitely not blatantly advertising or anything.~~

I already have them :)