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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41640 on: February 26, 2013, 10:04:47 PM »
So I got bored and started running some laps in LFS.  3rd lap in, and this happens:


I lel'd heartily


Also, it's happening:


And not only am I faster, I look better doing it:

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41641 on: February 27, 2013, 05:45:48 AM »
dat skin

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41642 on: February 27, 2013, 01:21:53 PM »
Two racers line up at a drag strip.
They start off, both are driving manual engines.
At the end of the race, the loser's transmission is ruined.
The winner walks up to the loser and says
"Did you even shift?"

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41643 on: February 27, 2013, 01:43:45 PM »
Two racers line up at a drag strip.
They start off, both are driving manual engines.
At the end of the race, the loser's transmission is ruined.
The winner walks up to the loser and says
"Did you even shift?"

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41644 on: February 27, 2013, 02:08:56 PM »
Two racers line up at a drag strip.
They start off, both are driving manual engines.
At the end of the race, the loser's transmission is ruined.
The winner walks up to the loser and says
"Did you even shift?"

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41645 on: February 27, 2013, 04:13:44 PM »

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Can you spot all the memes? Comment below! There are 18 total."

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41646 on: February 27, 2013, 04:19:51 PM »
That is the third gayest thing I have ever seen.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41647 on: February 27, 2013, 04:24:00 PM »
That is the third gayest thing I have ever seen.
youve seen things gayer than that? please tell me what would qualify as the gayest
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41648 on: February 27, 2013, 04:25:08 PM »
That is the third gayest thing I have ever seen.
youve seen things gayer than that? please tell me what would qualify as the gayest

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41649 on: February 27, 2013, 06:13:02 PM »
My laptop died .... I lost everything on it!!!!

Had to go to wally world way the hell down here in south Texas in a small town where they close at night.

ONLY one they had with windoze 7 was an HP

Got to work, opened the box ...... IT IS WHITE WITH ****ING BUTTERFLIES ON IT !!!!!!!!!

I AM BUMMMMMMED!!!!!!

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41650 on: February 27, 2013, 06:13:49 PM »
My laptop died .... I lost everything on it!!!!

Had to go to wally world way the hell down here in south Texas in a small town where they close at night.

ONLY one they had with windoze 7 was an HP

Got to work, opened the box ...... IT IS WHITE WITH ****ING BUTTERFLIES ON IT !!!!!!!!!

I AM BUMMMMMMED!!!!!!
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im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41651 on: February 27, 2013, 07:26:54 PM »
My laptop died .... I lost everything on it!!!!

Had to go to wally world way the hell down here in south Texas in a small town where they close at night.

ONLY one they had with windoze 7 was an HP

Got to work, opened the box ...... IT IS WHITE WITH ****ING BUTTERFLIES ON IT !!!!!!!!!

I AM BUMMMMMMED!!!!!!


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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41652 on: February 28, 2013, 08:05:29 AM »
My laptop died .... I lost everything on it!!!!

Had to go to wally world way the hell down here in south Texas in a small town where they close at night.

ONLY one they had with windoze 7 was an HP

Got to work, opened the box ...... IT IS WHITE WITH ****ING BUTTERFLIES ON IT !!!!!!!!!

I AM BUMMMMMMED!!!!!!


Krylon makeover.

rhino liner

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41653 on: February 28, 2013, 09:00:05 AM »
My laptop died .... I lost everything on it!!!!

Had to go to wally world way the hell down here in south Texas in a small town where they close at night.

ONLY one they had with windoze 7 was an HP

Got to work, opened the box ...... IT IS WHITE WITH ****ING BUTTERFLIES ON IT !!!!!!!!!

I AM BUMMMMMMED!!!!!!


Krylon makeover.

rhino liner

That would be ****ing awesome.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41654 on: February 28, 2013, 04:22:01 PM »
Rhino liner would look so badass. Or, give it a carbon fiber decal job because that'd be badass too.

Anyway, got a new clarinet a few days ago. 'Tis a used Selmer with the whole package (case, barrel, left + right, bell) and a Bundy mouthpiece and an archaic Vandoren 3 hiding in there which I keep for good luck (damn thing's so old that there is dust on it, instead of mold). It has a pretty quality tone (which, is a case of the instrument, not the player) and the throat tones are pretty nice as well. Cost 150$ which is ~50$ less then my sh**ty chinkhole Jean Baptiste clarinet, which is in a bad state at the moment; sporting ripped pads and bent keys, a broken thumbrest and Poland. It was also pretty crap when I got it too so whatever.

I've also got a physically challenged Bundy but I dropped it pretty hard on a pretty hard concrete block a few months ago and it has some of the same problems. Only difference is I can play the Jean Baptiste with no problem (other than being so sharp or so flat that tuners register the note as a different note), while I cannot, no matter how hard my manly lungs try, force a single note out of the Bundy.


So it goes.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41655 on: February 28, 2013, 06:20:17 PM »
Does anyone know where the fight between Biohazard and Brutality is? It's biohazard's last fight.
Man this needed an update. Anyways, Your local autistic idiot signing out.

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41656 on: February 28, 2013, 09:31:12 PM »
jonzu that avatar and sig
just why

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41657 on: February 28, 2013, 09:32:58 PM »
jonzu that avatar and sig
just why

becos i commissioned artist for draw my waifu xDDDD

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41658 on: March 01, 2013, 05:46:58 AM »
mfw I get DiRT Showdown (60$) for free from Giygas  :dumb)

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Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #41659 on: March 01, 2013, 06:24:55 AM »
Does anyone know where the fight between Biohazard and Brutality is? It's biohazard's last fight.

I looked for it but from what I read on the site where I first heard about it not many people were around to film it, so I suspect no one did.