The General Chatter Thread.

[Team 9]

best i did was 6th out of 15

[Chaosmancer]

I lose as much stamina by sprinting as I do by attempting long distance, so I would've probably done better in the faster parts if it actually started in the faster parts rather than at a pace that you could walk it.

I didn't even pass the first round

I assume you just couldn't be arsed. In all honesty, I can't blame you, the beep test was really just a pile of sh**. As was most of PE. The most amusing highlight was football (oddly enough for me). I was being a defender, and just stood there doing nothing. I got ranted at, then one of the opponents came rather close with the ball. I sprinted at him, got the ball, and booted it up the field to one of our people up there, who proceeded to score. That stopped the insults for all of five seconds, but oh well, it's probably the most constructive thing I did in PE other than get accused of being anorexic (this was before they saw what I was going to eat for lunch), and scare people with just how white and numb my hands went in the cold.

[NFX]

I was surprisingly good at the 200m in high school, I seem to remember. I never liked football. There was one time that I got an earful from one of my teammates for failing to chip the ball over the diving goalkeeper. I did once score a try in rugby after a dummy pass got me round the back of the opponent's defense. Then I tried the same trick again and got the wind knocked out of me. Fool me once, and so forth.

I always liked dodgeball, personally. I wasn't great at catching, or throwing accurately, but I was pretty good at dodging, and I had some great strategies. Such as waiting until the opponents had thrown, charging forward from the back and belting the ball in their general direction. Rarely hit anyone, because they'd all scramble towards the corners in fear, but there were few things I enjoyed more than watching burly sixth-years fleeing from me in terror.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I didn't even pass the first round

No comment

Say it.

I run the 100m in 21.3 seconds

Say it, motherf*cker

I didn't even pass the first round

I assume you just couldn't be arsed.

That and I really am that slow

[Chaosmancer]

I detested most of the sports, football and Rugby especially...rugby was only amusing in primary school, year six, when I was just standing around, doing as little as possible, the ball went rather high in the air, hit me on the top of the head (didn't hurt) and landed in a team mate's hand. He then proceeded to score.

One of the funniest things I saw was my teacher throw a cricket ball, the batter hit it, and it whacked the tutor straight in the nuts. It was absolutely brilliant...the same batter then got a cricket ball to the nuts when the teacher 'accidentally' threw it too hard (I really don't believe it was an accident, but it was amusing either way).

[Mr. AS]

I didn't even pass the first round

No comment

Say it.

I run the 100m in 21.3 seconds

Say it, motherf*cker

slow

there i did it

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

I didn't even pass the first round

No comment

Say it.

I run the 100m in 21.3 seconds

Say it, motherf*cker

slow

Thank you

[Mr. AS]

lol I had a dream I got banned.

teh irony

[haz]

beep test, i came last due to me wanting a sit down but mainly becuse i avoid sport like the plauge, all who have ever seen me will see i am not built for speed. or movement.

speaking of dreams, i have just begun dreaming again, started sunday night. now i remembered why i stopped

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

speaking of dreams, i have just begun dreaming again, started sunday night. now i remembered why i stopped

How're the nightmares treating you? You get used to 'em after a few years

[Jonzu95]

lol'd at MR. As

[haz]

nightmares, not got them as yet or at least they have become really bloody sneaky, presenting themselves as just my retardedness

for some reason i was on a tandem bicycle thing going down a motorway to get to yorkshire and i had to stop for every bloody sign, ended up in an orchard which was owned by waitrose.

not that bad i spose, its just its the first time i have dreamed in over a year (and can clearly remember it)

[Enigm@]

lol my dreams make no ****ing sense.
like last night apparently it was a pig's birthday, and it squealing was driving my friend insane, he described (in the dream) about how the pig had murdered me and all of our friends, and that we needed to calm him down.

[Team 9]

just got spheres of chaos. an old arcade game

http://www.spheresofchaos.com/p/download.php

it's Psychadelic, colourful fun

[NFX]

I can't remember my dreams, for the most part, but I can distinctly remember having a knife pressed into my back, just below and to the left of the center in one of them. Also a small round portal thing  on the floor that had a purple lid with a golden "16" on it.

[Enigm@]

in another dream i was chased by freddy kruger and he stabbed me in the stomach.

The oddest part was that i could feel it and it ****ing hurt.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

The oddest part was that i could feel it and it ****ing hurt.

Now try being stabbed repeatedly, run over by a truck, run through with a scythe, thrown overboard from a boat, nearly drowning, and then being eaten alive before getting incinerated and tortured in general

It freakin SMARTS

[Enigm@]

The oddest part was that i could feel it and it ****ing hurt.

Now try being stabbed repeatedly, run over by a truck, run through with a scythe, thrown overboard from a boat, nearly drowning, and then being eaten alive before getting incinerated and tortured in general

It freakin SMARTS

ok

[Incredirobotwars]

I didn't even pass the first round

No comment

Say it.

I run the 100m in 21.3 seconds

Say it, motherf*cker

You...
...are probably faster than me.

[Enigm@]

Weeeeee time to go to werk