Author Topic: The General Chatter Thread.  (Read 1637825 times)

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26220 on: December 12, 2011, 03:49:17 PM »
On another note, I've just realised how depressing my life is.

In English today, I went to sit down with nobody next to me, so I put my stuff on the opposite table.

Halfway through class, the supply teacher asks me (loudly, in front of the class).

"Ben, why do you have your stuff on the other table? Is it to make you look like you actually have friends?"

I hate my life.

Let me guess, this teacher tries to be down with the kids/a plain jackass?

You're lucky, The guy next to me is one of my good mates, but he is damn annoying. He pinches me, takes my stuff, closes my book at random intervals. I do this back, but much less.
No, it was quite out of character, but it pretty much cut me off from the rest of the friends that I had, which was a bloody pain.

Oh and guys, I can happily say I've never been bullied. Grammar schools are great when it comes to lack of bullying. At least mine is, anyway...

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26221 on: December 12, 2011, 03:52:44 PM »
The most recent bully I've had was almost expelled for saying that a kid in the year above, who had been killed a few days ago in a car accident, was his birthday present. He was a verbal bully, and easy to ignore.

Team 9

Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26222 on: December 12, 2011, 03:56:32 PM »
i regularly have sugar poured over me by the same group of jerks. it got to the point of being pelted with a kilo bag of the stuff.

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26223 on: December 12, 2011, 03:57:04 PM »
On another note, I've just realised how depressing my life is.

In English today, I went to sit down with nobody next to me, so I put my stuff on the opposite table.

Halfway through class, the supply teacher asks me (loudly, in front of the class).

"Ben, why do you have your stuff on the other table? Is it to make you look like you actually have friends?"

I hate my life.
That shouldn't really be the problem; generally I just laugh with the class when targeted like that.
*only just saw this*

Impossible for me.

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26224 on: December 12, 2011, 03:59:18 PM »
Is it to make you look like you actually have friends?

*Tries to contain smirk.*
Schadenfreude

And oh really? Anyone ever got their chest stamped on by a bully repeatedly until they went unconscious from lack of oxygen?

I could top that, being thrown from a climbing frame and getting concussion and getting booted in the head and getting concussion again and being stamped in the face and getting concussion yet again.

And those problems are sorted now, I'm fine now.
How about a knife to the back of the neck or to the abdomen? Or the eye? (Poor Suzume, that blow should've hit me but he took it instead)
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26225 on: December 12, 2011, 04:01:18 PM »
Blegh, just got repped down again.

FFFUUU

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26226 on: December 12, 2011, 04:02:24 PM »
Is it to make you look like you actually have friends?

*Tries to contain smirk.*
Schadenfreude

And oh really? Anyone ever got their chest stamped on by a bully repeatedly until they went unconscious from lack of oxygen?

I could top that, being thrown from a climbing frame and getting concussion and getting booted in the head and getting concussion again and being stamped in the face and getting concussion yet again.

And those problems are sorted now, I'm fine now.
How about a knife to the back of the neck or to the abdomen? Or the eye? (Poor Suzume, that blow should've hit me but he took it instead)
That's not bullying as such, that's attempted murder.
Thankfully, I live in a very peaceful part of Wales, still a rowdy city, still a lot of drugs, but no murders.

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26227 on: December 12, 2011, 04:03:28 PM »
Blegh, just got repped down again.

FFFUUU

Sorry, but it was perfectly valid. Everyone had agreed to stop and you made another post that could be considered flaming.

Team 9

Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26228 on: December 12, 2011, 04:03:34 PM »
got a concussion from three kilo backs of flour (tied together) dropped on my head from 20 feet up.

Offline Scourge of teh Galaxy

  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6428
  • Rep: 0
  • Where do folks go when they die?
    • http://www.facebook.com/b
    • houndoomrulz
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
  • Skype: houndoomrulz
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26229 on: December 12, 2011, 04:04:17 PM »
Is it to make you look like you actually have friends?

*Tries to contain smirk.*
Schadenfreude

And oh really? Anyone ever got their chest stamped on by a bully repeatedly until they went unconscious from lack of oxygen?

I could top that, being thrown from a climbing frame and getting concussion and getting booted in the head and getting concussion again and being stamped in the face and getting concussion yet again.

And those problems are sorted now, I'm fine now.
How about a knife to the back of the neck or to the abdomen? Or the eye? (Poor Suzume, that blow should've hit me but he took it instead)
That's not bullying as such, that's attempted murder.
That was the worse end of standard of bullying for me
Showcase     Wiki     deviantART     tumblr

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26230 on: December 12, 2011, 04:04:44 PM »
Blegh, just got repped down again.

FFFUUU

Sorry, but it was perfectly valid. Everyone had agreed to stop and you made another post that could be considered flaming.
It was supposed to be in good light.

Screw this, I'll just stop trying to be light-hearted and just post when really necessary.

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26231 on: December 12, 2011, 04:06:04 PM »
got a concussion from three kilo backs of flour (tied together) dropped on my head from 20 feet up.
[badjoke] Flour and sugar thrown at you? Are you sure you're not the gingerbread man? [/badjoke]

Offline Mr. AS

  • TheGloriousCarbideArstotzkanIronsideChaosProtocol
  • *
  • Posts: 7557
  • Rep: 19
    • robotarenagtm
  • Awards BOTM Winner
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26232 on: December 12, 2011, 04:06:36 PM »
got a concussion from three kilo backs of flour (tied together) dropped on my head from 20 feet up.
Ouch.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26233 on: December 12, 2011, 04:08:18 PM »
Try a cricket bat in the testicles.

That was actually a legit accident.

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26234 on: December 12, 2011, 04:10:07 PM »
On another note, this guy is a legend:

Team 9

Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26235 on: December 12, 2011, 04:12:39 PM »
basically, i like sugary tea, and three jerks decided to bully me over it. as for flour, i don't know where that originated from.

Offline smashysmashy

  • Posts: 2990
  • Rep: 0
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26236 on: December 12, 2011, 04:13:25 PM »
Reading through this thread has got me depressed D:

New topic guys?

Team 9

Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26237 on: December 12, 2011, 04:14:57 PM »
Reading through this thread has got me depressed D:

New topic guys?
good idea.

Offline That Robot is a Spy!

  • Ultra Heavyweight
  • Posts: 2041
  • Rep: -10
  • ^Best for Business
    • View Profile
    • Awards
  • See profile for gamer tags: Yes
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26238 on: December 12, 2011, 04:17:46 PM »
On another note, this guy is a legend:


Here's new topic.

Offline Badger

  • Permanent Artifact
  • Giga Heavyweight
  • Posts: 6298
  • Rep: 2
  • I wish to be with my people
  • Awards BOTM Winner Donated money for site hosting 2019
    • View Profile
    • Awards
Re: General Chatter Thread
« Reply #26239 on: December 12, 2011, 04:22:20 PM »
So, favourite Valve games, everyone?

I was going to say HL2, but recently I have been getting addicted to Team Fortress 2
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
Google Drive with my newer bots