I used to play ice hockey until I realized I was a bad skater.
Uhhh... unless you were playing on the parapalegic retard team that should've taken mabye two, mabye three seconds max to figure out :S
Not really. I used to play soccer, and I thought I was the best goalkeeper since sliced bread. My friends were all too polite to tell me otherwise, for a couple of years anyways.
The difference is that not being able to skate is the equivalent of not being able to walk, let alone run in soccer. I'm pretty sure you'd be able to tell quickly if you woke up one morning and promptly dropped like a sack of potatoes :3