Here's one for consideration:
Replica Maker: Much like a shiny Zapdos, you may be fortunate enough to be graced by this person's glimmering radiance. In between wrestling bears and getting all the ladies hot in the club, this person designs painstakingly accurate robots using the crude tools available.
Wow Tommy those are some real bold statements. Not that I'm disagreeing, mind you.
That's pretty accurate, indeed.
