Song: Kung-Fu Rap
Artist: Hyadain
Via: YouTube
Hi! I'm the first one! A master with the Bang wearing blue tights, let's do this.
With my metabolic state, I'm going to give you quite a beating today.
But I don't guard the lower half of my body, a blind spot I wasn't prepared for.
Maybe if I attach myself to my Ryuji Jingu Bang, maybe I can be self-confident in the respect, ha ha!
Yi Er San Si
My specialty is fire breathing
With the cost of oil rising and its effect on our finances, makes it hard for me to breathe out fire...
Earthquakes, thunders, fires, wives, and giving your allowance up to momma.
Today I'll work for the sake of my family. Tomorrow it'll be my Yoga Fire!
Normalising problems by the day, Yie Ar Kung-Fu
Yeah, I'm the one who uses chains. Yeah, chains * chains * chains.
I like chains and getting myself completely bound by them.
Asking for some S&M, my chains are quick to respond, because they want to * D O M *.
One of these days, I wanna get bound by a Venus Love-Me Chain.
Hey, wanna go do it?
I took an oath never to be defeated by anyone.
In the corner, I held onto this tightly to my chest.
Wait! I'm the one that established this character! What happened to that, Capcom!?
I was already prepared for anything! Konami, don't underestimate me!
Tianjin Ganli with Wulong Cha, Yie Ar Kung-Fu
Soar to the skies, soar to the skies! Ignoring Earth's gravity by flying over the skies!
My right hand knocks you down with a frontal thrust like Ultraman, Ultraman Seven!
Godman, Zone, Chargeman and Spiderman have nothing on me!
My white pantaloons, my proof as the hero, are turning kind of yellow.
The pioneer of hand-to-hand fighting games, Yie Ar Kung-Fu, Yeah!
