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Off-Topic => Off-Topic Discussion => Topic started by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:30:59 PM

Title: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:30:59 PM
Never take eggs off of a poor man's table.

I am a little teapot, short and stout.

It's not easy being cheesy.

Remember - music is a weapon.

Snorlax is the greatest pokémon.

An incident involving a weasel has left hundreds dead and several missing. Occupants of Upper Cheltenham remain confused and worried.

Cosham, Portsmouth is a terrible tourist destination.

Flesh is to grass what mesh is to ass.

Please turn the tape over to side B to continue SUPERMAN II.

Barry, Larry, Gary and Steve. One of these things doesn't belong.

A black hole only exists because nobody turned the lights on.

Printer error! Your ink cartridge is empty! Press the "PAPER FEED" button.

Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:36:54 PM
I adore scallops, and have been serving them on all of my menus for 19 years.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:37:31 PM
Your field of view changes depending on your monitor's aspect ratio.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:39:30 PM
Maris Piper potatoes are treasured for their flavour, and are often regarded as the highest quality potatoes available.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:44:51 PM
Contrary to popular belief, the sky is not actually blue. The clouds are every other colour other than blue, so the sky simply looks blue via contrast.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:45:15 PM
Little of what I say has any consequence or value.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 01:52:34 PM
A properly maintained goldfish will be tested for drugs every 6 months. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Emperor Hirohito.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: FOTEPX on July 18, 2016, 02:00:16 PM
Jerry was a race-car driver. He drove so god-damned fast.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: botomatic1000 on July 18, 2016, 02:53:19 PM
nice primus reference you got there.
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: Reier on July 18, 2016, 11:08:07 PM
cool
Title: Re: misc advice from fotepx
Post by: PixelCrunchRA2 on July 19, 2016, 07:35:08 AM
give us some more cool and random advice, FOX!