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ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« on: July 04, 2017, 12:00:20 AM »
Reason 1: freedom
Reason 2: guns

Feel free to add more reasons, GTM. All Britbong apologists and GODDAMN COMMIES* will be REPORTED and subsequently DEPORTED for treading on me.

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*p.s. the part about communists is only half-joking. if you're unironically a so-called "socialist" or, dare I say it, a full-blown Stalinist/AnCom please gb2 venezuela kthx

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« Last Edit: July 04, 2017, 03:37:48 PM by Mr. AS »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2017, 12:06:14 AM »
We have Kix Mrox
Unless he's lying on where he lives.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2017, 12:10:42 AM »
Nice bait.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2017, 12:24:11 AM »
Quote from: TheRoboteer on July 04, 2017, 12:10:42 AM
Nice bait.
Truly, nothing gets past TheRoboteer. Peak britbong perfomance tbqh
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2017, 12:59:37 AM »
美国是个失败了的国家。中国永远
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2017, 02:35:45 AM »
This is some top-quality ****posting that I see before me, which calls for another Britbongs vs Amerifats tournament.
As with an extra note. We invented the English language, and without us you Americans would be speaking Spanish. What would you like to prefer?
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2017, 02:57:45 AM »
Quote from: Guldenflame on July 04, 2017, 12:06:14 AM
We have Kix Mrox
Unless he's lying on where he lives.
I'm not from UKyou ****er, and yeah. USA is > UK
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2017, 04:28:51 AM »
Now these are some rather good reasons. Its also good that USA has free healthca-oh wait.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2017, 05:02:36 AM »
Does living in Asia count?
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2017, 05:43:05 AM »
Quote from: DemonOfTomorrow on July 04, 2017, 04:28:51 AM
Now these are some rather good reasons. Its also good that USA has free healthca-oh wait.
it'sjokeplsnokillme
Even more so, our health care system hasn't been doing great recently with all the cuts around Staffs and Hospitals, attempts of privatization of the NHS, the closure of many smaller hospitals like Ashburton Hospital in Devon, and then the NHS complaining about not having enough beds, despite these closures. But having the NHS is better than having no free healthcare like our "American" friends, despite all of the above happing.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2017, 05:55:00 AM »
I love not getting shot.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2017, 06:45:40 AM »
Quote from: Mouldy on July 04, 2017, 05:55:00 AM
I love not getting shot.
honestly, with recent news it's hard to tell which side this is supposed to support
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2017, 07:08:32 AM »
the best part of independence day is when you cant tell if the noises you hear are fireworks or gunshots

bonus points if one of them is illegal and it isnt the guns
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2017, 08:41:56 AM »


tfw britbongs will never know what it feels like to live in the GOAT country
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2017, 08:58:21 AM »
America is fantastic. Just look at their President :D
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2017, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from: Dark-Al on July 04, 2017, 02:35:45 AM
As with an extra note. We invented the English language, and without us you Americans would be speaking Spanish. What would you like to prefer?

¿Por qué?

And the only places that still speak proper English are renaissance fairs.
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2017, 10:56:45 AM »
>2017
>People still identify themselves as part of nation states
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2017, 10:59:57 AM »
Quote from: Squirrel_Monkey on July 04, 2017, 10:56:45 AM
>2017
>People still identify themselves as part of nation states

Moviebob is that you?
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Re: ITT we discuss why USA > UK
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2017, 03:30:28 PM »
is it time to start blocking british IPs?  :cool:
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