ITT: Retarded sh** you see people you know say on facebook

[Badger]

No ironic sh**, only genuine retards/autists. I'll start






Same person in both pics

[Meganerdbomb]

Ehh, I see nothing wrong here.

[Mr. AS]

tell him socialism doesn't work and see what happens

[Badger]

Ehh, I see nothing wrong here.

>abolish all prisons

tell him socialism doesn't work and see what happens

Genuinely don't know its gender, it's a friend of a friend. They'd probably get triggered that I didn't launch a 2-year academic study into their pronouns or some sh**.

[Asbestosstar]

I have the best idea! What if,
I went to McDonalds.
Bought Some Nuggets, and asked for tons of sauce,
and sell each pack for 988$.
Wouldn't that be Awesome?
I would Be rich.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nothing-Read-Description-/282417022938?hash=item41c15dc7da:i:282417022938
Or I can sell Nothing and make up a Stupid excuse.
Oh, and for the 2nd,
Did he mean at a time?

[Badger]

Found another one

[Asbestosstar]

Here

[Badger]

Here
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Not great censoring when you have it uncensored in your sig, now I know who said that.

[Philippa]

They'd probably get triggered that I didn't launch a 2-year academic study into their pronouns or some sh**.

edgy

[Badger]

They'd probably get triggered that I didn't launch a 2-year academic study into their pronouns or some sh**.

edgy

great contribution

[Mr. AS]

My pronouns are  ௵er and  ௵self. Respect them or else I'm telling Trov on you for hate speech.

[Meganerdbomb]

Ehh, I see nothing wrong here.

>abolish all prisons

Yee, **** prisons. They're modern day slave labor camps, and they do nothing to actually rehabilitate people.

[Asbestosstar]

Here
(Image removed from quote.)

Its not good censoring when the person you insulted is right on top of you on the same page.

And hey,
Whey censor? All stupid people You ,me,
Guy selling nothing on ebay,
deserve to get there name in the stupid act.

[Badger]

different tard this time

[yugitom]

Fairly sure that's ironic, tbf.

Edit: Scratch that, I just visited the page on FB. Is this a form of ultimate sarcasm or are they serious about this stuff?

[Badger]

Fairly sure that's ironic, tbf.

Edit: Scratch that, I just visited the page on FB. Is this a form of ultimate sarcasm or are they serious about this stuff?

Dunno bout the page, but the guy did not like it ironically.

[Dreamcast]

Can I just pretend FSTDT is facebook?

"If the sun’s light could reach 'so-called' Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

Now many come-back replies will be; 'there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?' But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).

...

Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD"
~Punisher on "Godlike Productions"

[toAst]

this is me reading

Can I just pretend FSTDT is facebook?

oh now i have to read the words to figure out the acronym through context

"If the sun’s light could reach 'so-called' Mars as the photos from NASA depict, then our night skies would not be dark.

huh idk fam

If the Earth was truly spherical then when the earth would spin on its axis away from the sun, the earth's skies would still remain lit-up. Think of it in this matter, when you walk into a room lit-up by a lamp, upon facing the lamp you have the light directly before you, and if you turned your back against the lamp the light would be no longer before you but the surrounding spaces of that room would still be lit-up, same would apply for the space earth is in.

kind of zoned in and out what now

Now many come-back replies will be; 'there’s nothing to reflect the sun’s light between earth and Mars to light up our night skies?' But its not the reflection of anything that manages to get the sun’s light to reach us here on Earth in the first place.

im out doe

Use the room and lamp example again; there could be shiny reflective objects in the room, say a ninja sword, or an over & under shotgun above the fireplace but its not these objects reflections that are illuminating the surrounding space of the room, it’s the lamp (Sun).

ninja swords lol

...

same

Planets don't EXIST, if the sun's light could reach ten's of millions of miles passed Earth reaching Mars no-body would be getting any rest at night, there would still be light, and there would be no GOD"
~Punisher on "Godlike Productions"[/size]

tuned back in because i thought it was a quote from punisher like the movie or something with the bad ass red text saying something super hard core but it wasnt. i read a cool thing about nasa once that this made me think of, but i couldnt think of it all the way like, so i cant relate to you what it was. it was definitely cool though, and good. thanks i guess

sorry if this was not the desired effect of your post :shrug:

[Dreamcast]

this is me reading

Can I just pretend FSTDT is facebook?

oh now i have to read the words to figure out the acronym through context

http://www.fstdt.com

It's a repository of stupid things said by sexists, racists, conspiracy theorists, SJWs and Congressmen who believe articles from "The Onion"
Here's the original stupid post: http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message705297/pg1?disclaimer=1

[toAst]

ooh those are some of my favorite kind of internet people