misc advice from fotepx

[FOTEPX]

Never take eggs off of a poor man's table.

I am a little teapot, short and stout.

It's not easy being cheesy.

Remember - music is a weapon.

Snorlax is the greatest pokémon.

An incident involving a weasel has left hundreds dead and several missing. Occupants of Upper Cheltenham remain confused and worried.

Cosham, Portsmouth is a terrible tourist destination.

Flesh is to grass what mesh is to ass.

Please turn the tape over to side B to continue SUPERMAN II.

Barry, Larry, Gary and Steve. One of these things doesn't belong.

A black hole only exists because nobody turned the lights on.

Printer error! Your ink cartridge is empty! Press the "PAPER FEED" button.

[FOTEPX]

I adore scallops, and have been serving them on all of my menus for 19 years.

[FOTEPX]

Your field of view changes depending on your monitor's aspect ratio.

[FOTEPX]

Maris Piper potatoes are treasured for their flavour, and are often regarded as the highest quality potatoes available.

[FOTEPX]

Contrary to popular belief, the sky is not actually blue. The clouds are every other colour other than blue, so the sky simply looks blue via contrast.

[FOTEPX]

Little of what I say has any consequence or value.

[FOTEPX]

A properly maintained goldfish will be tested for drugs every 6 months. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Emperor Hirohito.

[FOTEPX]

Jerry was a race-car driver. He drove so god-damned fast.

[botomatic1000]

nice primus reference you got there.

[Reier]

cool

[PixelCrunchRA2]

give us some more cool and random advice, FOX!