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COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING
« on: March 05, 2018, 04:54:19 PM »


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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2018, 05:02:26 PM »
Daddy Derek is back, folks  :claping
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Re: COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2018, 05:20:55 PM »
Jesus daddy Derek your really going all out CD and everything. Cool cat is my hero TBH I remember the time he stopped me from telling a lie, man I wonder what my life would have been like if I hadn't said that lie  :really_makes_you_think:
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Re: COOL CAT STOPS A SCHOOL SHOOTING
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2018, 05:53:35 PM »
Seriously wtf at the title
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