Quote from: TheRoyalBadger on June 07, 2012, 05:59:28 PMIt doesn't help that I hate every platformer involving Mario, I'm not a fan of Mario Kart, and I CBA to try Zelda, let alone buy a console just for it.Oh, and apparently, the Wii U hardware will be the same as the current gen 360/PS3. If so, this is another huge fail.Nintendo are going bust, trust me. It will sell very poorly outside the Nintendo fanbase because the Wii was so terrible.The Wii U will do fine. Here's why:-Nintendo Exclusives-It comes out at least a year ahead of Sony and Microsoft's next offerings-Offers an experience you can't get anywhere else-Backwards compatible with the highly successful Wii and Wii accessoriesIt may not do well with the teenagers who are too focussed on trying to seem more "adult", but it'll do well with families, non-gamers, and us older people who don't care about indulging our inner child.
It doesn't help that I hate every platformer involving Mario, I'm not a fan of Mario Kart, and I CBA to try Zelda, let alone buy a console just for it.Oh, and apparently, the Wii U hardware will be the same as the current gen 360/PS3. If so, this is another huge fail.Nintendo are going bust, trust me. It will sell very poorly outside the Nintendo fanbase because the Wii was so terrible.
Quote from: frezal on June 07, 2012, 10:56:03 PMQuote from: TheRoyalBadger on June 07, 2012, 05:59:28 PMIt doesn't help that I hate every platformer involving Mario, I'm not a fan of Mario Kart, and I CBA to try Zelda, let alone buy a console just for it.Oh, and apparently, the Wii U hardware will be the same as the current gen 360/PS3. If so, this is another huge fail.Nintendo are going bust, trust me. It will sell very poorly outside the Nintendo fanbase because the Wii was so terrible.The Wii U will do fine. Here's why:-Nintendo Exclusives-It comes out at least a year ahead of Sony and Microsoft's next offerings-Offers an experience you can't get anywhere else-Backwards compatible with the highly successful Wii and Wii accessoriesIt may not do well with the teenagers who are too focussed on trying to seem more "adult", but it'll do well with families, non-gamers, and us older people who don't care about indulging our inner child.That's what I (mostly) said. To be fair, they could've given it a more imaginitive name rather than naming it as a Wii 'sequel', but other than that it has all the components required to make a good console.
DPQuote from: TheRoyalBadger on June 07, 2012, 05:59:28 PMIt doesn't help that I hate every platformer involving Mario, I'm not a fan of Mario Kart, and I CBA to try Zelda, let alone buy a console just for it.Oh, and apparently, the Wii U hardware will be the same as the current gen 360/PS3. If so, this is another huge fail.Nintendo are going bust, trust me. It will sell very poorly outside the Nintendo fanbase because the Wii was so terrible.Because the Wii totally didn't colossally outsell all of its competitors.Also, ever tried any of the games on the Wii that are console exclusive that aren't Zelda/Mario? The Wii has Metroid Prime which far outscores many huge name competitor console games, Gamecube compatibility (so that's Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, Killer 7, Beyond Good and Evil, Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, ect. in there), Virtual Console (that's Castlevania, Super Metroid, Link To The Past, Sin And Punishment, Ocarina Of Time, Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Pilotwings, Paper Mario, Sonic The Hedgehog 1/2/3, Gradius, Super Mario Bros 1/2/3, Metroid, Starfox 64/Lylat Wars, Wave Race 64, 1080 Snowboarding, Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario RPG, Super Castlevania, R-Type, ect. down), and has a bunch of games like No More Heroes, Madworld, Sin And Punishment 2, The Last Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, ect, which overall just leaves the Wii as a console with much more value for money, less carbon copy games (sure, Mini Game Compilations are common, but it's hit the PS3 when it got Move and the Xbox when it got Kinect, and the Wii works far better than those) which a general lack of the generic FPS you tend to get on Xbox or PS3, and it has far more legendary games available to fight off the PS3's PS1 Classics and lack of PS2 compatibility, as well as the Xbox's arcade.As for the Wii U, if it pulls the same trick as the Wii and has a tone of back-compatibility, as well as some good 1st and 2nd party games, it's got extremely strong chances.
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Quote from: madman3 on June 08, 2012, 06:46:41 AMDPQuote from: TheRoyalBadger on June 07, 2012, 05:59:28 PMIt doesn't help that I hate every platformer involving Mario, I'm not a fan of Mario Kart, and I CBA to try Zelda, let alone buy a console just for it.Oh, and apparently, the Wii U hardware will be the same as the current gen 360/PS3. If so, this is another huge fail.Nintendo are going bust, trust me. It will sell very poorly outside the Nintendo fanbase because the Wii was so terrible.Because the Wii totally didn't colossally outsell all of its competitors.Also, ever tried any of the games on the Wii that are console exclusive that aren't Zelda/Mario? The Wii has Metroid Prime which far outscores many huge name competitor console games, Gamecube compatibility (so that's Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, Killer 7, Beyond Good and Evil, Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes, ect. in there), Virtual Console (that's Castlevania, Super Metroid, Link To The Past, Sin And Punishment, Ocarina Of Time, Majora's Mask, Super Mario 64, Pilotwings, Paper Mario, Sonic The Hedgehog 1/2/3, Gradius, Super Mario Bros 1/2/3, Metroid, Starfox 64/Lylat Wars, Wave Race 64, 1080 Snowboarding, Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario RPG, Super Castlevania, R-Type, ect. down), and has a bunch of games like No More Heroes, Madworld, Sin And Punishment 2, The Last Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, ect, which overall just leaves the Wii as a console with much more value for money, less carbon copy games (sure, Mini Game Compilations are common, but it's hit the PS3 when it got Move and the Xbox when it got Kinect, and the Wii works far better than those) which a general lack of the generic FPS you tend to get on Xbox or PS3, and it has far more legendary games available to fight off the PS3's PS1 Classics and lack of PS2 compatibility, as well as the Xbox's arcade.As for the Wii U, if it pulls the same trick as the Wii and has a tone of back-compatibility, as well as some good 1st and 2nd party games, it's got extremely strong chances.Yes, it did sell massively, but nobody I know that is vaguely into gaming thinks that it was a good console. And nobody I know will be getting it.You named many games that you thought were good. I bought starfox 64, which was good, except you couldn't save. I also bought Super Mario 64, and hated it. The only game I thoroughly enjoyed was SSBB, and I had to play it with a classic controller, because the wii's controller is terrible in every way.And I would most likely har disliked those exclusives, because of the wii's appalling control system.In short, getting an n64/GameCube, and a wii emulator if you had to play those exclusives, would be better than buying a wii.Plus, the companies actually lose money when selling consoles, they make all their money on the software, which nobody bought when they saw how bad the wii controls were.
^agreed^Also, I've never played Fire Emblem or Metroid (regrettably)...which titles do you suggest, madman?...and as for control scheme, nearly every game allows you to CHANGE IT :O [/shockhorror], so yeah...deal with it. Also, I've found that the Gamecube controller is the best I've ever used, but the Wiimote comes a tied second with the Xbox controller. Sometimes, you just need to accept or adapt to these things.
From what I've heard, Fire Emblem is a meh version of Zelda and Metroid is a poor man's Halo.
solitanze over at the ign board thought up this that i found interesting:(Image removed from quote.)also my thoughts on why watch Dogs should be on Wii U:(Image removed from quote.)