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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2012, 03:05:48 PM »
Look, Jonzu, everyone who cares has done your silly map at least twice already. Let them have their fun
No shut up woman and make me a sammich
...I would never say anything like that to Scourge

You ought to.  Maybe she can put some of those "art" skills to work making the best looking sandwich ever.
Look mate, I appreciate that you're one of my colleagues on GTM, and one of Naryar's BFFs besides, but shut up and leave her alone. She's not doing anything to you.


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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2012, 03:36:11 PM »
how did i manage to get -147 points to spend
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2012, 03:42:51 PM »
Look, Jonzu, everyone who cares has done your silly map at least twice already. Let them have their fun
No shut up woman and make me a sammich
...I would never say anything like that to Scourge

You ought to.  Maybe she can put some of those "art" skills to work making the best looking sandwich ever.
Look mate, I appreciate that you're one of my colleagues on GTM, and one of Naryar's BFFs besides, but shut up and leave her alone. She's not doing anything to you.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2012, 03:43:22 PM »
managed to kill erryone in pandemic 1 but i only got 4209 score :S

Look, Jonzu, everyone who cares has done your silly map at least twice already. Let them have their fun
No shut up woman and make me a sammich
...I would never say anything like that to Scourge

You ought to.  Maybe she can put some of those "art" skills to work making the best looking sandwich ever.
Look mate, I appreciate that you're one of my colleagues on GTM, and one of Naryar's BFFs besides, but shut up and leave her alone. She's not doing anything to you.

(Image removed from quote.)

Enjoy your herpes. :gawe:
 
How did you get negative points? The Virus gave me bucketloads of points to spend, I'd check my emails, come back, and I'd have about 60-odd points.
i had -1 infectivity
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2012, 03:44:25 PM »
This is chatterbox here, no flaming is allowed !

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 15, 2012, 03:50:18 PM »
Look, Jonzu, everyone who cares has done your silly map at least twice already. Let them have their fun
No shut up woman and make me a sammich
...I would never say anything like that to Scourge

You ought to.  Maybe she can put some of those "art" skills to work making the best looking sandwich ever.
Yo, art school's for people who have nothing better to do with their time than sit and draw naked, fat, middle-aged men. I never have, and never will, attend an art school.

Besides, being self-taught is far too fun to waste on an art education. I study computing
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 15, 2012, 03:57:19 PM »
To steer this thread ever so slightly back on topic:
I just got a final score of 148,678. Still haven't managed to infect Madagascar which is slightly annoying.


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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 15, 2012, 03:59:44 PM »
To steer this thread ever so slightly back on topic:
I just got a final score of 148,678. Still haven't managed to infect Madagascar which is slightly annoying.
How you do that? I've never gotten above 75,000 or so.
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 15, 2012, 04:05:45 PM »
To steer this thread ever so slightly back on topic:
I just got a final score of 148,678. Still haven't managed to infect Madagascar which is slightly annoying.
How you do that? I've never gotten above 75,000 or so.

I really don't know to be perfectly honest. It seems like my score is random each time I play it. I'm not sure if the type that you choose at the beginning affects it in any way.


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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 15, 2012, 04:19:39 PM »
just infected the whole world with a virus, I think the faster you kill the whole world the more score you get.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 15, 2012, 04:35:18 PM »
Score 88378 or something like that.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2012, 01:56:20 PM »


Why are my scores so high?


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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2012, 02:16:25 PM »
I got 250,000 (-ish) on the app with a virus. If you don't have it, it's called Pandemic 2.5, and IMO it's better than the flash version, and only 69p.
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2012, 02:19:45 PM »
Wow, nice. I don't have anything to download it with so I'll stick with the flash version for now. :)
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2012, 02:59:00 PM »
Look, Jonzu, everyone who cares has done your silly map at least twice already. Let them have their fun
No shut up woman and make me a sammich
...I would never say anything like that to Scourge

You ought to.  Maybe she can put some of those "art" skills to work making the best looking sandwich ever.
Yo, art school's for people who have nothing better to do with their time than sit and draw naked, fat, middle-aged men. I never have, and never will, attend an art school.

Besides, being self-taught is far too fun to waste on an art education. I study computing
No, art school is for people who splatter paint on a canvas and call it AVANT GARDE.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2012, 04:47:12 PM »
B.O.T. please, Sparkles. Keep that for GCT ;)

Anyone got any strategies to share? I would, if anyone's interested.
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2012, 04:58:03 PM »
I start out by selling all my symptoms to get no visibility, then buy level 1 of heat, cold and moisture, level 4 drugs, then all the transmission stuff. Wait until NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is on every region, then buy stuff that helps it spread. Once everyone's infected, give them Encephalitis so they die. It's obviously too long, because the most I've gotten from that method is about 75,000.
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2012, 05:25:45 PM »
On the app:

Buy all of the symptoms that have 0 lethality, then Waterborne.

Then the Endurer, Swarmer and Swimmer traits

By this time, all continents should be infected. Buy full drug resistance.

By this time, 90% of the world will be infected. Put on the most lethal symptoms. GG.

Works evey time. ;) Although I find it funny that everyone's head suddenly explodes after having a cold for a few weeks.
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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2012, 05:43:16 PM »
On the app:

Buy all of the symptoms that have 0 lethality, then Waterborne.

Then the Endurer, Swarmer and Swimmer traits

By this time, all continents should be infected. Buy full drug resistance.

By this time, 90% of the world will be infected. Put on the most lethal symptoms. GG.

Works evey time. ;) Although I find it funny that everyone's head suddenly explodes after having a cold for a few weeks.


Does that work every time?  If it does, then that means you've found a game breaker.

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Re: Pandemic Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2012, 07:19:15 PM »
B.O.T. please, Sparkles. Keep that for GCT ;)

Anyone got any strategies to share? I would, if anyone's interested.

Don't tell me what to do.