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Duke nukem forever
« on: July 06, 2012, 10:28:36 AM »
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 10:30:16 AM »
Crappy game, stopped caring about it after 2005.
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 10:34:47 AM »
more like "duke nukem took forever to come out"
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 10:48:25 AM »
15 years that is a looooong time in development
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 05:49:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on July 06, 2012, 10:34:47 AM
more like "duke nukem took forever to come out"


I see what you did there


Quote from: courthousedoc on July 06, 2012, 10:48:25 AM
15 years that is a looooong time in development


it wasnt 15 years straight... it was dropped multiple times and companies went under, etc


personally I want 3D realms other game "Shadow Warrior" rebirthed.. always liked it better
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2012, 05:55:44 AM »
Get Duke Nukem 3D, it's a far better game.
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2012, 06:02:59 AM »
DNF is a game summed up in 3 words.

Boobs. Masculinity. Aliens.
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Re: Duke nukem forever
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2012, 10:41:46 AM »
DNF - Did not finish

......Wait, darn it did eventually finish. :P
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