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Offline Paranoia

Cookie Clicker
« on: August 27, 2013, 09:50:52 PM »
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Discuss about the most addictive game which involves clicking a giant cookie to earn more <s>bragging rights</s> cookies.

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2013, 07:48:36 AM »
Bah, who needs discussions when you can just calculate EVERYTHING?


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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2013, 07:42:13 PM »
Bah, who needs discussions when you can just calculate EVERYTHING?

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2013, 10:34:41 PM »
fffft

who needs calculations when you can use javascript

1.) Open console
2.) Game.cookies=1e1000
3.) ???
4.) Profit
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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 12:26:56 AM »
fffft

who needs calculations when you can use javascript

1.) Open console
2.) Game.cookies=1e1000
3.) ???
4.) Profit
Because math is the only fun part about this game.

It would be like solving a crossword puzzle by looking at the answer sheet.

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2013, 09:52:39 AM »
why in the nine hells would you go that metagamey about this game

also i have clicked 318 times on that cookie i won't click more than once

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2013, 01:14:46 PM »
72 million cookies produced per second, 69 upgrades

even with the one mind upgrade this is starting to get boring imo

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 04:48:50 PM »
welp 027 is addicted now

help me D:

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 05:15:35 PM »

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 07:55:06 PM »
Well, that's 30 seconds of my life I'm not getting back.

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 08:05:10 PM »
played CC classic, got bored of that after a hour or 2, played CC deluxe(?) and got bored after that after a hour or 2.

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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 10:07:52 PM »
and i thought i wasn't an addictive person

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Re: Cookie Clicker
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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 11:40:39 AM »
Oh dear. I clicked the link.

Now I'm stuck to it. It's not even that good...
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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 06:11:26 PM »
Great. Now i'm addicted too.
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Re: Cookie Clicker
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2013, 04:49:47 PM »
already forgot about this excuse for a game

excuse me i'm going to play some dwarf fortress