Or you can also use BFE, but people BAWWW
I'm just glad retarded isn't contagious. If it was, Scorpion would be patient Zero.
I'm Fine with the 4 half sheets...
But what you can do, if you don't fancy axle loading, is to wire a control to the skirt hinge, and attach a Behemoth Plow onto it. Have the skirt hinge point relatively downwards at the start of the motion, and as far up as you can by the end of the motion. Leave it at the end of the motion, and hover a halfsheet over it, then fire. The collision mesh on the Behemoth Plow allows you to do this fairly easily, and you should be able to wait until the skirt hinge is point downwards again, then attach the two fullsheets that you want.
I see nothing wrong with speedy trappers. It's just that the weapon setup can be made better. :P