why not
*i was born in oklahoma to a loving mother and alcoholic dad
*dad would sometimes come home raging mad because of drinking which would sometimes lead to him beating my ass
*i started working with computers n sh** when i was about 6 years old whenever i started playing doom 2 which helped start gaining my interests in how computer work and other sh**.
*my mom died in a card accident when i was 13
*because of this i became really depressed for about a year and almost successfully OD'd because of it
*ever since then i've stopped taking sh** seriously and just take things at face value and laugh at them if i know it's dumb
*i have a pretty based social lie
*i work the counter at a porno shop
*i'm amateur computer programmer
*i smoke weed and drink sometimes not because it's my only outlet for having fun but just because i like to use them
*the only reason i made ian apparently leave was because he was being a dumbass and for my own personal entertainment. i didn't know he has a disease that keeps him from eating junkfood or whatever and frankly i don't give a sh** he was still being a dumbass and i'd do the to a 9/11 survivor if they were being retarded.
*i like black metal
*my life's pretty swag overall, i didn't make this thread to show you all that i'm suffering in life from being a permavirgin or some sh** because i live in an upper middle class family and i'm white so i really don't have anything to complain about.