WeeGee board stories

[GarvinTheGreat]

So I made a WeeGee board last night with my freind. We waited about 20 minuetes and nothing happened. We told spirits to come forth.Nothing. Then as we were saying GOODBYE, The quarter moved ever so slightly but also ever so smoothly. It looked like it was headed toward MAYBE, but we put it right back on GOODBYE. My freind swore he didnt move it and I didnt think I moved. Now that I think back im POSITIVE I didnt move it. And it moved smoothly, when me and my freind move it goes not smooth. What do you think of that. Post your expereences if you have any, or if you survied that is. Anywa- OH MY GOD LOOK BEHIND YOU QUICK!

[Hydro]

Thee is mad, boi

[GarvinTheGreat]

Thee is mad, boi

Um okayyy?

[System32]

That's it.
 
I'm adopting you as my Squire. I'm giong to make you roamthis forum and cause general havok with me, gang-bang and peddle coke.
 
...
 
Actually I mean help the poor and follow my lead, which may still involve peddling coke and gang-banging.
 
Anyway, rules of the aquired Squires of System32 the Hippocratic Squire:
 
1) If you have a question not relating to RA2, ask me first. If I can't answer and it doesn't sound stupid, I'll give you the signal to either: Post it in the General Chatter Thread or make a new topic.
2) Think before you post. If your thought sounds dumb 5 minutes from now, you'll be glad it wasn't posted.
3) Make fun of Naryar. It's relaxing.
4) Ignore number four, make fun of ACAMS instead.
5) Don't get into arguments. Seriously. I'll defend you, but sooner or later I'll let you to the wolves. I'm not here to pull your ass away from the shark-snake-man-bear-pigs.
6) There is no rule number six.
 
Got that? Good. I'll be keeping tabs on you.
 

[TeamXtreemer]

 A SPORK HIT ME IN THE EYE BY A GOST ON A WIJI BORD.

[S.T.C.]

and you do NOT want to mess with that...

[kill343gs]

That's it.
 I'm adopting you as my Squire. I'm giong to make you roamthis forum and cause general havok with me, gang-bang and peddle coke.

you did this with someone before and it didn't work

[Sparkey98]

Has anyone ever thought there was a subliminal brain body connection? That maybe one side of your brain moves you hands to spell out it's thoughts while the other side does't realize?

[123savethewhales]

Has anyone ever thought there was a subliminal brain body connection? That maybe one side of your brain moves you hands to spell out it's thoughts while the other side does't realize?

^Lol that sounds like an excuse people used when they are caught browsing gay porn.

Back on topic:  In any situations involving only 2 people and something happens, you can assume at least one person must have done it.  I don't know what makes this so different.  So the possibilities are

1.  You alone moved it and are lying
2.  Your friend alone moved it and is lying
3.  Both of you moved it, resulting in a direction that neither of you can predict.

[Resetti's Replicas]

It's spelled "Ouija."  Kids toady, right?

[System32]

That's it.
 I'm adopting you as my Squire. I'm giong to make you roamthis forum and cause general havok with me, gang-bang and peddle coke.

you did this with someone before and it didn't work

...As well as it could have. I mean it when I say I'll release the wolves. I starve them and bang on the cages. They'll kill everyone.

[kill343gs]

if this was the old ra2 forum WE would be the wolves.

[frezal]

http://www.skepdic.com/ouija.html

[FOTEPX]

Aww, i thought I was your squire...

[FOTEPX]

DP

Oh, Garvin... Garvin, garvin, Garvin... This is how you write a horror story:

As I write this, he is coming. He is coming faster and faster than ever. In order for me
to ward him off, I have to play "Can You Feel the Sunshine" over and over again. God,
I wish I didn't have to do this. If I even stop, even for one minute, he will kill me. He'll
probably kill me anyway, knowing what a sick **** he is. Oh god, I am so lucky I got out
of that house in time.

My story begins with me and my mate called Jacob all the way back in 1996. We were
at his house playing games and chilling, eating Doritos. Nothing wrong with that, as far
as I see it. Me and my friend were video game fanatics, I loved Mario and my friend
loved sonic, so sometimes we would fall out over which game was best.. After seeing
Sonic 3D blast he said "Why in the holy mother of f*** don't they make a real 3d game,
in stead of this crap?" I agreed with him. They needed a good game, otherwise they
would just drop off the market and shrivel up into a speck so tiny, you couldn't even
see it if the sun was out and you had a 300X microscope!

A few months later he got a Saturn and Sonic R. Me and my friend played it for days,
and we loved every second. We enjoyed racing each other. Then the message came
along. I knew something was wrong because as soon at the screen said 'you have
unlocked the Tails Doll', there was nothing there! Not even any background! Just the
red-tinged words, "Tails Doll." Then we watched a wrestling match on TV. My friends
favourite wrestler was on, The Rock. As soon as he came on stage, however, the
music reversed, so it said 'He's coming' over and over. Then I got creeped out, so I
slowly turned the TV off. No sooner had I turned it off, a levitating Tails Doll came
bursting through the window and asked the dreaded question in an voice dredged
with insanity.

"Can you feel the sunshine?"

It asked this question, before laughing like a maniac. I stared at him with my jaw
dropped. My friend rushed for the air gun on his bed and opened fire. It did not have
and effect. The bullets just seemed to deflect off of him. The bullets ricocheted off the
walls, all over the room and eventually went in him. As he fell to the floor, smeared in
blood, screaming, the Tails Doll entangled in his insides. I jumped out of the window
and ran. I landed in some garbage. Fortunately, it cushioned my fall, considering we
were on the top floor. I decided I had to get out, so I ran. I ran and ran and ran until I
could see him no more; and even then I carried on. I heard distant voice in my head
that said 'Run, rabbit, run'.

I made my way back to my house.  As soon as I was inside, I dialled 999, but there was
no answer.

"Please wait while we put you on hold!"

Police shouldn't put you on hold! And the hold music was "Can you Feel the
Sunshine!" At this point I discovered my mum, but she was just a lifeless, sad doll with
eyes that gave off no emotions. My dad was dead too. No life in him, either.

Eleven years have passed since then. I have all of my friends possessions. Recently I
tried to forgot that the Tails Doll existed, and told myself that he is just a lie. Now he is
coming closer and closer, and I cannot stop him if I'm lucky I might
just…OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD HE'S HERE!!!!!

...................................................

He stood against me. We were practically head-to-head. I looked at him and said
through gritted teeth "You're pathetic."

He suddenly grabbed a knife from out of nowhere and plunged it into me. Hot red
blood gushed from my deep knife wound. I screamed and screamed. I knew I was
going to die. The Tails Doll grabbed my insides and stuffed them into him mouth. My
whole vision was…shaking. I was just…lifeless. My body…felt like wool. I was stuck.

I am still stuck now, in this empty house, waiting for somebody to find the answers.
And if you find this book, run. Just run. He will come for you. He never loses a meal.
And he is never full. Escape from this house if you live in it. Don't stay. By the way, If
you are wondering what I am, well…It's too gruesome. Let's just say, half doll, half
man. My blood has already clotted from the wool, and now, my blood is like paste. I
can't move. I never will be able to again.

Please…help me…My name…John. Jonathan Mazamachumphys. Laugh it up if you
will, but don't laugh at the fact that you're next. He could be behind you right now,
lurking in the shadows, yet you read on, curious to find out what will happen in my
miserable life. It's people like you that make me happy I can't explore the world
anymore. Just…don't feel the sunshine. Stay away from the sun. And if you see the
sun and the moon in the same place…Watch out.

Why have you read this far anyway? You know he's coming for you, so why don't you
get a knife or something? Or call the police. Every second he could be getting closer
and closer. He moves very quick…for a doll. The sad thing about this story is that by
reading this far, you have sealed your doom. There is no way out now. He knows
where you are. He is the devil incarnate. He is the guy that the FBI always missed. He
was the guy who made hell. You will go there, actually. He grabs your soul and takes
it to his fiery lair, and if you fall…Suffer with burns and a broken spine. After all, you
are a spirit. What do you care? If you are reading this early in the morning, that's a
good choice. He doesn't like sunlight much.

How do I know all this? Good question. Well, it's like this. Tails Doll come and kills us.
Or, should I say, Tails Dolls. Anyway, they come and eat you up. Then they steal your
soul and put it into a woollen skin. And you have to drag about your soft woollen body
around peoples houses and just kill them if you don't like them. It's like the Godfather,
except everyone's the Don. Me? No…I was a hybrid. A prototype. An experiment of
flesh and wool. There are a few like me. About fifty, actually. I hate it here, just sitting
here, collecting dust, talking to myself over and over about broken dreams and olden
times. Sometimes the odd spider runs across my nose.

Well, I gotta go. I've got kill someone. Oh no…On my death list, you're next. I might as
well tell you, because you cannot defend yourself. Hide. Kill yourself. Anything! Just
don't go into the light. Become nocturnal. Just…die. Rot in hell. I don't care. Honest!
There are many ways to die. You see that computer or laptop, there? Yeah. Just
whack yourself over the head with that. It'll only hurt the first few times. Then you'll be
dead. Makes it easier to eat out your insides, actually. You're also quite young, by the
looks of my files.  All the better! The younger, the tastier! These are all true words,
you know. All real. They all make perfect sense if you... connect the dots.

(Webmasters note:  We do not recommend taking your own life.  That's exactly what
the Doll wants.)

(Oh, and BTW, I wrote that half a year ago.)

[GarvinTheGreat]

Wow nice story. I wasnt even alive then. System is your Squire too.

[TeamXtreemer]

I Never used one.

[GarvinTheGreat]

I Never used one.

You can make one. Thats what I did. I would look up saftey on using a weegee board though. The spirits can get out and kill,possess,hauntyou ect.

[Sparkey98]

No. Just no.

[J]

I really cannot tell if this thread is sarcasm or not.