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Offline Mr. AS

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BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« on: November 23, 2014, 01:53:09 AM »
HERE'S HER NUMBER:

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 03:40:36 AM »
oh wow what a tragedy /endthread
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 05:01:02 AM »
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 07:51:09 AM »
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 08:23:24 AM »
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 08:56:28 AM »
rimp rimp rimp
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 09:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Mr. AS on November 23, 2014, 01:53:09 AM
HERE'S HER NUMBER:

LIKE YOU WOULD EVEN HAVE A GURL IN THE FIRST PLACE
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 11:00:47 AM »
Quote from: 090901 on November 23, 2014, 09:02:51 AM
Quote from: Mr. AS on November 23, 2014, 01:53:09 AM
HERE'S HER NUMBER:

LIKE YOU WOULD EVEN HAVE A GURL IN THE FIRST PLACE
I'M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER

I'M NOT A RAPPER

BOOM

BAM

BOP

BADADA BOOP

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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2014, 11:48:38 AM »
Such great banter
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2014, 03:58:22 PM »
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2014, 04:07:43 PM »
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 09:57:13 PM »
McDonald's ice tea
I drink that
Red hot fire
I spit that
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2014, 11:59:18 AM »
Call me Glasses, Jacket, Shirt.

Jacket to keep me hot

Shirt to keep me cool

GLASSES TO SEE YOU LOSE
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Re: BROKE UP WITH MY EX-GURL
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2014, 03:59:29 PM »
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