English people have a tendency to shove cheese up their noses.I believe that's France you're thinking of.
English people have a tendency to shove cheese up their noses.
English people have bad teeth.
Some do, like my sister.
English people drink tea all day.
Some do, like my GF.
English people think that they should still own America.
Some do, like my friend.
All I've heard...
English people have bad teeth.The bad teeth thing stems back from the tudor times where because of the high amount of sugar consumed it was true
English people drink tea all day.
English people think that they should still own America.
All I've heard...
That one's very true for the french :mrgreen:English people have a tendency to shove cheese up their noses.I believe that's France you're thinking of.
Some do, like my GF.
Irish drink beer all day. Thats another one we have over here.And also typically wear green and like fighting ;)
Full o' chavs.Too true
English people think that they should still own America.
Full o' chavs.Too true
Well actually ACAMS, North America was once part of the British Empire.
English people think that they should still own America.
They never did own America, so I doubt ANY think they SHOULD own America.
Actually IRW, where I come from chav's are the large majority :mad:Which is why sometimes, I feel a desire to ride around various high-streets in a Jeep with a Minigun attached :evilsmile:
And having met and hidden myself among the chav community, I can report that nfx's stereotypes for chavs are also true.
Being Scottish, this should be a fair and unbiased judgement. =P
Something I think is a stereotype, is they do tend to talk about the Second World War and 1966 quite a lot. If they're from around then.
More stereotypes that I have heard.
Young adults tend to get drunk over the weekend and end up on CCTV
They get a Vauxhall Corsa for their first car and install a £6,000 stereo in the boot
They go on holiday and are disgraced when people do not speak English.
Well actually ACAMS, North America was once part of the British Empire.
@Scorp: What part of England? I'm from Oxfordshire, so not many chavs. The same can't be said for Bucks, though.
First discovery of America: Your ancestors arrived from Europe. The only resistance was Native Americans. England owned part of America then, hence New England.Well actually ACAMS, North America was once part of the British Empire.
I hope you don't really believe that!
Those brits came over here to claim America, and Paul Revere warned everybody the british were coming and the Americans whupped british ass so bad they decided not to claim anything over here!
Yes, you were part of the empire once. And judging by your depiction of events, who was your history teacher in school, Mel Gibson?Well actually ACAMS, North America was once part of the British Empire.
I hope you don't really believe that!
Those brits came over here to claim America, and Paul Revere warned everybody the british were coming and the Americans whupped british ass so bad they decided not to claim anything over here!
Well actually ACAMS, North America was once part of the British Empire.
I hope you don't really believe that!
Those brits came over here to claim America, and Paul Revere warned everybody the british were coming and the Americans whupped british ass so bad they decided not to claim anything over here!
Oi i used to live in bucks you know@Scorp: What part of England? I'm from Oxfordshire, so not many chavs. The same can't be said for Bucks, though.
:P
And as for the part about us not getting anything Stateside, you're forgetting Canada and most of the Caribbean Islands.
New England was named that by the sioux Indians as a joke!Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, ACAMS.
The French took Canada a gift, because NOBODY wanted it!
People from England talk funny.It's called intelligence on World History. Try it sometime :p
EDIT: One of my houses is in Tylers Green, High Wycombe, so :P
People from England talk funny.Hell no. We from the South talk without a hint of an accent. Only East London, Liverpool and the entire North have a considerable accent, but don't talk funny either.
I say old chap, could you pour me a spot of tea?To most English people, I imagine you would probably sound quite daft. Although England is apparently a very tolerant nation.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Did I sound as stupid as they do?
I don't like tea...the smell of herbal tea is quite nice, though.Even if it does look like piss.
Near amersham
I used to go to chesham high
Yes but we do have our limitsI say old chap, could you pour me a spot of tea?To most English people, I imagine you would probably sound quite daft. Although England is apparently a very tolerant nation.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Did I sound as stupid as they do?
@gk we had to for private reasons
Has anything taken over the old woolworths yet though?
We are quite tollerant, yes. And that did sound daft, yes. However, that sort of blind stereotyping gets on my nerves.
Yes but we do have our limits
And acams is about to cross mine if he makes another derogatory post like that
First of all, it was a joke. Secondly, stereotypes are inherently insulting.English people have a tendency to shove cheese up their noses.
Please, guys, no insulting. Let's try to keep it clean.
And at the moment:
- One stereotype at a time
- The country stated ONLY.
So you're saying you shove cheese up your nose on a regular basis?Of course I do. All the cool kids are doing it.
RightBritish people tend to jump off cliffs? That's a stereotype I've never heard of. I mean, I knew they liked to put jam on french fries, but I had no idea they liked to an hero.
And all the cool kids are also jumping off cliffs
Run along now
RightBritish people tend to jump off cliffs? That's a stereotype I've never heard of. I mean, I knew they liked to put jam on french fries, but I had no idea they liked to an hero.
And all the cool kids are also jumping off cliffs
Run along now
ooooo GK you salty dog.Some do, like my GF.
:O
I'm from the north, very north indeed actually (cumbria TBH).People from England talk funny.Hell no. We from the South talk without a hint of an accent. Only East London, Liverpool and the entire North have a considerable accent, but don't talk funny either.
ooooo GK you salty dog.Some do, like my GF.
:O
Everybody from the North has short 'a's. It's true, don't deny it.It's not true, I know people who speak like that, but i don't.
Maybe so, but it doesn't alleviate the fact that you still probably think that Burgers grow on trees and that Coca-Cola comes from natural springs in Wyoming.We are quite tollerant, yes. And that did sound daft, yes. However, that sort of blind stereotyping gets on my nerves.Yes but we do have our limits
And acams is about to cross mine if he makes another derogatory post like that
HEHEHE......I can come up with a good one every once in a while....can't I?
That stereotypical 'posh' accent comes from the South. How can we be chavs?Because there are TWO types of stereotypical English southerner. There is the upper-class posh person, who goes to private school, has a double-barrelled surname, goes hunting every third Sunday of the month and has a butler called Jeeves. Then there is the working-class yob, who goes out drinking at 8 o'clock sharp, wears a baseball cap back to front, has either a single letter or an adjective as their surname, and drives a car that is worth less than its own stereo.
I was explaining how the South of England can be both posh and chavs at the same time.The whole country's mostly chavs now, Labour FTW!
Labour? LABOUR???I was explaining how the South of England can be both posh and chavs at the same time.The whole country's mostly chavs now, Labour FTW!
Did nobody see my post? £9500 per ml!
:rotflmao:Labour? LABOUR???I was explaining how the South of England can be both posh and chavs at the same time.The whole country's mostly chavs now, Labour FTW!
What kind of a world do we live in if a party who ran the Empire into the ground and reduced Britain to the laughing stock of Western Europe is still supported?
Still, better than the SNP, I'll give you that.
HEHEHE......I can come up with a good one every once in a while....can't I?
Maybe so, but it doesn't alleviate the fact that you still probably think that Burgers grow on trees and that Coca-Cola comes from natural springs in Wyoming.
This is how and where ACAMS gets most of his
HEHEHE......I can come up with a good one every once in a while....can't I?
Maybe so, but it doesn't alleviate the fact that you still probably think that Burgers grow on trees and that Coca-Cola comes from natural springs in Wyoming.
Are you crazy?
I am from Texas.....we know everything about everything!
This is how and where ACAMS gets all of hisawesomenessopinions.
Right...then how many square centimetres of rust do you have on your pickup truck?
HEHEHE......I can come up with a good one every once in a while....can't I?
Maybe so, but it doesn't alleviate the fact that you still probably think that Burgers grow on trees and that Coca-Cola comes from natural springs in Wyoming.
Are you crazy?
I am from Texas.....we know everything about everything!
Labour? LABOUR???
What kind of a world do we live in if a party who ran the Empire into the ground and reduced Britain to the laughing stock of Western Europe is still supported?
Still, better than the SNP, I'll give you that.
Now that, I can relate to :approve:Labour? LABOUR???
What kind of a world do we live in if a party who ran the Empire into the ground and reduced Britain to the laughing stock of Western Europe is still supported?
Still, better than the SNP, I'll give you that.
Also, I support banning the Scottish Sun and the Daily Fail.
What about the price that you can get from american house spider venom?It doesn't matter whether or not they know how much people will pay for it. They need to know how to actually get the venom. I do, but I don't think they will.
But for that matter, why would anyone want House Spider Venom? :rageWhat about the price that you can get from american house spider venom?It doesn't matter whether or not they know how much people will pay for it. They need to know how to actually get the venom. I do, but I don't think they will.
Assassins as a paralysing venom? I dunno, but it is worth £9750 a millilitre. Petrol is only 1p a millilitre...Suppose. But apart from hitmen and doctors looking for antivenom, still don't see why people would want it!
Assassins as a paralysing venom? I dunno, but it is worth £9750 a millilitre. Petrol is only 1p a millilitre...Suppose. But apart from hitmen and doctors looking for antivenom, still don't see why people would want it!
Especially considering how hard it is to milk the little bastards of venom ;)
You're not alone Scorps.Well then Paddy, now I know your weakness in a Pub Fight :evilsmile:
I have gargantuan arachnophobia.(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/53278spider.jpg)
Was there really any need to post a picture of Tegenaria Duellica?Ain't I a stinker? :mrgreen:
I hate you all.Yeah me too, why do they know the individual names of them :confused:
| Scorpion | |
| (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Asian_forest_scorpion_in_Khao_Yai_National_Park.JPG/220px-Asian_forest_scorpion_in_Khao_Yai_National_Park.JPG) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Asian_forest_scorpion_in_Khao_Yai_National_Park.JPG) | |
| Scientific classification (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_classification) | |
| Kingdom: | Animalia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal) |
| Phylum: | Arthropoda (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropod) |
| Subphylum: | Chelicerata (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelicerata) |
| Class: | Arachnida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnid) |
| Subclass: | Dromopoda (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dromopoda) |
| Order: | Scorpiones C. L. Koch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Ludwig_Koch), 1837 |
| [/t] |
Well, I think we've all made some great progress today...=PWell, we certainly did prove to ACAMS that the British Empire did have success over in the Americas :approve:
They are my favourite pokémon. :PWait until you see what Pikatroll can do in battle, then :mrgreen:
I find that ironic my friend Scorpion, being that scorpions are arachnids as well.Scorpions are cool though.
OK then wiseguy, who'd win in a fight between a Scorpion and a Sydney Funnel-Web Spider?I find that ironic my friend Scorpion, being that scorpions are arachnids as well.Scorpions are cool though.
The only reason I dislike spiders is when they hide in annoying places and run out at ya. They are cowardish creatures.
Scorpions on the other hand take no BS ;)
^Which is why Spiders are more common than scorpions worldwide [citation needed] :PYep, also why the americans came out from WW1 and 2 so well [citation not needed, but offense intended]
OK then wiseguy, who'd win in a fight between a Scorpion and a Sydney Funnel-Web Spider?Too many variables there pal ;)
^Which is why Spiders are more common than scorpions worldwide [citation needed] :PYep, also why the americans came out from WW1 and 2 so well [citation not needed, but offense intended]
You know during the war, rations stopped us from eating pasties, not that you yanks would know anything about that ;PDon't make me throw a pasty at you. :cool:^Which is why Spiders are more common than scorpions worldwide [citation needed] :PYep, also why the americans came out from WW1 and 2 so well [citation not needed, but offense intended]
Have you read my CT/PT O.oOh yeah :laughing
Anyways, my bad, I thought you were a yank, lolol XD
And walking in halfway through the lesson. =P I think, coming in late, they should have saved material and fought in their underwear.Have you read my CT/PT O.oOh yeah :laughing
Anyways, my bad, I thought you were a yank, lolol XD
No I was poking fun at the way the americans managed to profit throughout most of WW1 and WW2 through cowardice (like a spider) ;)
And walking in halfway through the lesson. =P I think, coming in late, they should have saved material and fought in their underwear.
Can we stop talking about spiders now please? :PThe Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the water spout... ;)
When I went to America, they only talked about WWII from when they joined in.
...down came the rain, and washed the spider out...Can we stop talking about spiders now please? :PThe Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the water spout... ;)
Guns, Trucks, McDonalds, God.
dp
Looks like we're doing America now!
There's a starbucks absolutely everywhere there.
dpStarbucks also covertly exists as Seattle's Best as well. Starbucks bought them out in '03.
Looks like we're doing America now!
There's a starbucks absolutely everywhere there.
...And Pedobear came down and killed GF93...GF93 x 03
My general views on America-
A country full of smug, uneducated bullies who got real lucky and like to hide behind their inflated military budget. They come into your countries either as tourists or invaders, thinking that they own the place and that they rightfully deserve everything.
Not only are they less intelligent and (FAR) less healthy than you, but they also have the balls to look down on and patronize you.
My general views on America-
A country full of smug, highly educated badasses who are very lucky and like to display their inflated military budget. They come into your countries either as tourists or invaders, knowing that they could own the place and that they damn well may if you get sassy.
Not only are they MORE intelligent and just healthy than you, but they also have the balls to look down on and patronize you.
Shouldnt mexicans be fixing the new replies button now anyway?
My general views on America-Which is why Microsoft, Apple, Intel, AMD, and IBM are all British companies.
A country full of smug, uneducated bullies who got real lucky and like to hide behind their inflated military budget. They come into your countries either as tourists or invaders, thinking that they own the place and that they rightfully deserve everything.
Not only are they less intelligent and (FAR) less healthy than you, but they also have the balls to look down on and patronize you.
We invented teh internetz though :mrgreen:My general views on America-Which is why Microsoft, Apple, Intel, AMD, and IBM are all British companies.
A country full of smug, uneducated bullies who got real lucky and like to hide behind their inflated military budget. They come into your countries either as tourists or invaders, thinking that they own the place and that they rightfully deserve everything.
Not only are they less intelligent and (FAR) less healthy than you, but they also have the balls to look down on and patronize you.
..wait. They're not? They're all from USA? Well, sh**. I guess that stereotype must be false.
But China is teh coolest.Yeah, their tinternetz is the best.
We do have our share of idiots though. Not like other countries don't...
That's true, Britain did invent that. And the steam engine.Steam engines have been around for around 2000 years. A Brit did come up with a commercially feasible one, though.
And the telephone. And the lightbulb. And television. And the computer.That depends on who you believe was the true inventor. All three of these items are hotly debated. I think we can all rest assured knowing that Edison wasn't the true inventor of anything, though.
- No prejudice - just stereotypes.The two tend to go hand-and-hand.
Ahem...it just seems...unlikely...no offence.
Personally though, I think the scottish guys wear them because they like to think they're girls :mrgreen:
As always ;)Personally though, I think the scottish guys wear them because they like to think they're girls :mrgreen:
you just trollin'
Anyways, I would not bother wearing a long robe. Pretty sure it's less annoying than trousers.
As always ;)Personally though, I think the scottish guys wear them because they like to think they're girls :mrgreen:
you just trollin'
Anyways, I would not bother wearing a long robe. Pretty sure it's less annoying than trousers.
What are you talking about a robe for though? kilts are nothing like robes.
Personally though, I think the scottish guys wear them because they like to think they're girls :mrgreen:
I'm a girl.
Can i have all your money?
How near to Scotland do you live? If it's further than Carlisle, then the Scots do not affect you. ;)It IS carlisle, does that mean i'm infected with scots dissease?
Quite possibly. Carlisle seems to be more affected by Scots than Geordies.How near to Scotland do you live? If it's further than Carlisle, then the Scots do not affect you. ;)It IS carlisle, does that mean i'm infected with scots dissease?
I'd actually argue against that, it's kind of the same, there's alot of geordies who come here and also a lot of scots.Quite possibly. Carlisle seems to be more affected by Scots than Geordies.How near to Scotland do you live? If it's further than Carlisle, then the Scots do not affect you. ;)It IS carlisle, does that mean i'm infected with scots dissease?
Only in Glasgow. Or if they're heavy smokers or alcholics. =PAll Scots are alcoholics; they drink too much whisky