Author Topic: Sick Jokes Thread (Read 3718 times)

Serge · « **Reply #1 on:** December 30, 2008, 02:48:44 PM »

On a similar note:

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 30, 2008, 05:18:06 PM »

Also on same topic:

Naryar · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »

Serge & SSG : WIN.

(Longest gif i've seen)

System32 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2009, 04:28:06 PM »

Madiaba · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2009, 04:51:12 PM »

Nar and Serge,... the WTC pic/vid are very sick jokes.

C'est un très sensative sujet, here.

Here's one:

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Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #6 on:** January 25, 2009, 06:16:31 PM »

Here's one that's kinda dark, but made me laugh anyways. It's more mild than the others, there's no racism, 9/11 jokes or blood and gore.

Naryar · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:34:22 PM »

Bump.

Urjak · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:58:23 PM »

Okay, that is great!

MikeNCR · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »

Naryar · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2009, 01:51:58 PM »

Ths is kinda gross so i am not posting it in the jokes thread

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:34:13 PM »

I'm gonna burn in hell for this, but

It's sad that this is not photoshoped and I think it deserves this:

Pwnator · « **Reply #12 on:** December 27, 2009, 08:20:27 PM »

Are you really 11 years old? :P

System32 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:13:48 PM »

Say what you like about guys who beat their women but they get a ****ing cup of tea when they ask for one.

Girlfriend: You don't know who Brittany Murphy is?
Me: Nope.
Girlfriend: I would have thought she'd be on your shag list.
Me: What about her?
Girlfriend: She died today.
Me: Well she's on my shag list now...

I slept on the sofa last night.

I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow.

I can't wait.

If the Pope doesn't want to be knocked down, he shouldn't dress up as a skittle.

Before women had the vote, there was no Terrorism, the economy was good, AIDS wasn't a big deal and we had an Empire....

Look what you've done women.

BBC News: "Pope gives address after assault."

Surely that's just asking for trouble.

When the Pope asked Santa for a jumper, I don't think that's what he was expecting.

According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker.

You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices:

Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:24:35 PM »

Quote from: System32 on December 27, 2009, 10:13:48 PM

According to BBC News, the father of the Nigerian who attempted to blow up the Delta airliner whilst approaching Detroit had emailed US authorities to warn them about his son's extreme anti American views. This man happened to be a very wealthy banker.

You can imagine the email arriving at the US Government's offices:

Good afternoon, I am a wealthy Nigerian banker....

This actually made me lol.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2010, 07:56:11 PM »

this is very NSFW

what do twigs and penises both have in common?
there round
there long
the stick straight up
they will brush peoples legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop

frezal · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:24:59 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 02, 2010, 07:56:11 PM

this is very NSFW

what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop

I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.

Sparkey98 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:26:17 PM »

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 02:24:59 PM

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 02, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
this is very NSFW

what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.

there called thorn plants

frezal · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 03, 2010, 02:26:17 PM

Quote from: frezal on January 03, 2010, 02:24:59 PM
Quote from: Sparkey98 on January 02, 2010, 07:56:11 PM
this is very NSFW

what do twigs and penises both have in common?
the[y']re round
the[y']re long
the[y] stick straight up
they will brush people[']s legs
and when you walk by the really hairy ones, they stick to you and don't stop
I don't think I've ever seen a hairy twig, nor have I ever had a hairy penis get stuck to me. For that to happen, I think the dude would have to lube himself with super glue.
there called thorn plants

Those would be prickly, and not twigs. Joke fail.

Scrap Daddy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2010, 02:46:47 PM »

Why would you be walking by a bunch of hairy penises anyway?