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noah's waifu
« on: January 20, 2015, 04:29:03 PM »
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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2015, 06:54:34 PM »
So how's that divorce been working out for you?
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2015, 01:33:39 AM »
oh andrew, you so edgy

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2015, 08:55:19 AM »

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2015, 09:58:09 AM »
With my hairy goblet now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start sliding my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The ****ing makes me spritz my beige slime all over his batter blaster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his kebeb skewer probed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my birth cannon got me surging sex wee faster than greased sh** off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to consume the man fat from his gristle missile.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2015, 09:59:08 AM »
Are you done spamming the chatterbox ?

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2015, 10:00:41 AM »
I'm not spamming. I'm contributing.  ;)
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2015, 10:14:34 AM »
I'm not spamming. I'm contributing.  ;)

Shut up, and stop spamming.

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2015, 10:30:17 AM »
 I'm so sorry, Mr. NARYAR, sir. I shan't do it again. Please don't tell my parents.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2015, 11:36:01 AM »
I'm so sorry, Mr. NARYAR, sir. I shan't do it again. Please don't tell my parents.

Too late son... you better find a good excuse real quick or your father's gonna bust you!

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Re: noah's waifu
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2015, 05:12:54 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)With my hairy goblet now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start sliding my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to curl a toilet twinkie, I wondered? The ****ing makes me spritz my beige slime all over his batter blaster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his kebeb skewer probed deeper into my rusty sherif's badge. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my birth cannon got me surging sex wee faster than greased sh** off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to consume the man fat from his gristle missile.
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