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Offline Gazea2

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Miami Zombie
« on: May 30, 2012, 02:49:43 PM »
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Offline Badnik96

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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »
ogod I heard about this in school today

I now have a legit reason for not going to Miami lol
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2012, 03:07:53 PM »
I hope that guy in the picture just has a really bad sunburn, or I'm gonna S*** myself and vomit simultaneously.
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2012, 03:10:24 PM »
nope

*closes door* Someone else can clean that up. *hears loud and disgusting noises come from room*
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2012, 03:12:55 PM »
Ahh, that's better. Jesus, what have I been eating? *sigh* *grabs mop*
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2012, 03:29:36 PM »
note 2 self dont eat brains
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2012, 04:17:54 PM »
*Lives in Florida*


I'm ready
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 09:55:24 PM »
Quote from: Gazea2 on May 30, 2012, 02:49:43 PM
http://www.examiner.com/article/man-eats-another-man-s-face-gruesome-pictures-released-zombie-like-attack
http://socialmediaseo.net/2012/05/29/miami-zombie-attack-pictures/

Pretty mental. Moral of the story: don't eat bath salts.

btw: "bath salts" is street code for a mix of cocaine and LSD.

But yeah, being the nice guy I am, I told this story and showed the picture at school today. Right before lunch.
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2012, 03:53:12 AM »
THAT is reason why drugs is 120% bad!

« Last Edit: May 31, 2012, 07:44:54 AM by Gropaga »
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2012, 06:47:42 AM »
He's not a zombie... He's just another run-of-the-mill cannibal. There's a difference.

This dude was probably on drugs because he was trying to forget that he had his hair done like Xzibit's.

Jeffery Dahmer was way ****ing cooler...
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Re: Miami Zombie
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2012, 10:11:09 PM »
Man what a racist.  He bit people's face off just cuz he thought the other guy was an alien.
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