Kill took out his chainsaw and cut Enigma apart. He threw the body and the parts in the middle of the dance floor which were immediately eaten by super sexy aliens in the club.
Sylandro was in his backyard playing Jarts with his pet squid named Clyde the Destroyer when something caught his eye. A hole had been dug next to the hockey rink by his garage so he went to go check it out. A mole came out at start yelling at him. The mole took out a gun and grabbed his leg and pulled him underground to a full sized city inabbited by moles. He leaned against a lamp post and fell through it to discover the entire city was made out of jellybeans and ecstasy. The mole took Sylandro to the leader mole. When they got there he was greated by Malcolm X, but he had no face. Malcolm told Sylandro that he planned to kill everyone on the surface world who didn't have a last name comprised of one level and he was going to have Sylandro be the General of the army. Sylandro didn't want this so he challenged Malcom to a rap battle. Malcom spat fire so fast that his face de-melted and came back onto his head. Sylandro knew he couldn't beat that so he just licked Malcom's neck. Malcom was creeped out so he surrendered. Sylandro took 13 bag fulls of the jellybeans and ecstasy back to the surface. He sold all the ecstasy to make a fortune through the mob which connected straight back to the Italian government since 1996. He ate all the jellybeans and died of diabetes on a hijacked airplane.
<*Jade*> Are you trying to blow up Jupiter?