[20/11/2012 23:06:04] Kossokei: Well until now what I was planning to do was shake your hand and then slam you into the floor behind me, and then intimidate you not to take this as ass-kissing
[20/11/2012 23:06:18] Kossokei: but now I don't really feel like doing that so, yeah, handshake of manliness.
[20/11/2012 23:06:56] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Your strength is not sufficient to do this anyway.
[20/11/2012 23:07:53] Kossokei: If at this very moment I desired to knee-drop you into australia, I would and probably could.
[20/11/2012 23:08:09] Kossokei: But then again, you titled yourself as obese in that statement and so I stand back in amusement.
[20/11/2012 23:12:59] Naryar, Eternal Rage: No, the mighty naryar is not fat.
[20/11/2012 23:13:03] Naryar, Eternal Rage: He is MIGHTY
[20/11/2012 23:13:07] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and besides
[20/11/2012 23:13:17 | Modifié (23:13:25)] Naryar, Eternal Rage: you are like a dog looking at a god
[20/11/2012 23:13:33] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and thinking yourself superior
[20/11/2012 23:13:37] Naryar, Eternal Rage: you will be good, in time
[20/11/2012 23:13:43] Naryar, Eternal Rage: (if you build that is)
[20/11/2012 23:14:29] Kossokei: You are speaking in third person, a sign of insanity.
[20/11/2012 23:14:56] Kossokei: Do you not know, old fool, that no great man walked the Earth without his sanity?
[20/11/2012 23:15:29] Kossokei: You cannot claim yourself as great, as mighty, if you cannot even do so much as reclaim your sanity.
[20/11/2012 23:16:14] Kossokei: (I do build, I basically build IRL now but it doesn't look that bad from what other people say.. haven't showcased in a bit though)
[20/11/2012 23:19:34] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Sanity is for the weak !
[20/11/2012 23:20:07] Kossokei: If you cannot be mentally powerful then you are useless, no matter how physically powerful you are!
[20/11/2012 23:21:41] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I am mentally powerful. My... special brand of morality gives me strength, for my work is just and righteous.
[20/11/2012 23:24:18] Kossokei: I, as well, am mentally powerful. The treasurey of the spoils of war, the spoils of battle or even conflict, keep me motivated to win no matter the consequences.
[20/11/2012 23:24:21] Kossokei: And, win I shall!
[20/11/2012 23:25:50 | Modifié (23:27:30)] Kossokei: For this neither war, battle and is barely conflict. The damage you have caused so far is almost less than a small scrape, barely a laceration onto my battle hardened flesh.
[20/11/2012 23:26:02] Kossokei: (**** I can't spell at all today)
[20/11/2012 23:32:39] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Then come ! Come and test your mettle against me, steel against steel ! You talk like a warrior, but do you act like one ?
[20/11/2012 23:35:37] Kossokei: Your judgement is blind, for if a man should not need to act like a warrior, but instead be a warrior! I am the embodiment of everything a warrior is and should be, a fine mix of battle hardened soul-code, mixed with chivilric tongue and barbaric mightiness. You cannot claim yourself to be as rich of a warrior as I am.
[20/11/2012 23:36:44] Kossokei: (Steel to steel? Is this a building challenge or a "I-run-you-through-and-that's-that")
[20/11/2012 23:36:55] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Chivalry ? Code ? What use are these in battle ? I shall win, because my willpower and battle-thirst are stronger. That is all.
[20/11/2012 23:38:16] Kossokei: The definition of a man, is not a belligerent, ignorant, bloodthirsty animal. You would know this if you were a true one.
[20/11/2012 23:39:21] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I have yet to see an animal that is belligerent or bloodthirsty. These are human traits.
[20/11/2012 23:39:45] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Besides, I never said a warrior should be dumb.
[20/11/2012 23:40:21] Naryar, Eternal Rage: But no. It is pointless to fight if you do not enjoy it, because there are other conflict-solving tools available to man.
[20/11/2012 23:41:25] Kossokei: These are all mammal traits, yes, and a wild animal can be both belligerent and bloodthirsty. At the same time, even. The greatest of animals, prime example being Sharks, Lions, Bears, Tigers, are all belligerent and ferocious.
[20/11/2012 23:41:38] Kossokei: But this is not because they are powerful, they are scared.
[20/11/2012 23:41:56] Naryar, Eternal Rage: They are not bloodthirsty. They kill because they must kill
[20/11/2012 23:42:03] Kossokei: This brings me to believe you fear me, or else you would not bother.
[20/11/2012 23:42:32] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Bloodthirst is seeking conflict and war for conflict's sake. No animal does this.
[20/11/2012 23:45:18] Naryar, Eternal Rage: nah, bloodthirst is one of the ways a man's soul can truly express itself. It is a language by it's own, a language not spoken but acted. It is easy to understand if you are familiar with it.
[20/11/2012 23:45:28] Kossokei: Possibly. But, without the sentience, we simply boil down to animals, fighting and exerting our power because we have to.
[20/11/2012 23:45:45] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Conflict for conflict's sake ! Because life is nothing without conflict !
[20/11/2012 23:45:47] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Yes.
[20/11/2012 23:46:06] Naryar, Eternal Rage: But did I ever said that a warrior has to be a meaningless animal ?
[20/11/2012 23:46:30] Naryar, Eternal Rage: You can let go of your higher instincts in battle, but it doesn't make you an animal.
[20/11/2012 23:47:04] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Besides, berserk fury is a glorious thing. The rush, the adrenaline, the feeling of power, the utter lack of doubt.
[20/11/2012 23:47:33] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Stop restraining yourself when it is unneccessary. Else you are not a warrior but a chain bearer.
[20/11/2012 23:47:51] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Restraint has it's uses... but it is a tool, not an end in itself.
[20/11/2012 23:48:24] Kossokei: Berzerk fury is indeed glorious, but it is also not cold, calculating, and very instinct-based.
[20/11/2012 23:49:00] Naryar, Eternal Rage: You do not need cold calculation when facing your enemy in battle.
[20/11/2012 23:49:16] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Excepted at very long ranges.
[20/11/2012 23:49:25] Kossokei: You are correct, a warrior does not have to be dumb, but he should be superior in every way to his opponent, or at least, attempt to be.
[20/11/2012 23:50:05] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Pointless. War is glorious because of the challenge. Without challenge, the desire for war is meaningless.
[20/11/2012 23:50:22] Naryar, Eternal Rage: But yes, a true warrior should be a philosopher as well.
[20/11/2012 23:50:48] Kossokei: Cold calculation shows true dominance over an opponent. You, watch conflict between two men, one be cold and calculating and the other be furious. Tell me, which one looks more powerful?
[20/11/2012 23:50:53] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and fighting with words, while less manly, is as honorable as fighting with swords.
[20/11/2012 23:51:23] Kossokei: Fighting with swords is honorable, but you have not shown me that you deserve death at my blade.
[20/11/2012 23:52:04] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Why would I deserve death at your blade ? What do you do without opponents ? Do you think you are a god or something ?
[20/11/2012 23:52:19] Kossokei: And for that, I show you mercy. Not mercy in the way of being kind, but mercy in the way that I'd rather not end my fun so quickly.
[20/11/2012 23:53:03] Kossokei: Do I? I do not. I am mortal. I am killable.
That does not mean I let my opponent kill me though. That does not mean I let up on my opponent.
[20/11/2012 23:53:33] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Every fight needs not to be a fight to the death.
[20/11/2012 23:54:01] Kossokei: And so, no matter how infinite or massive you think your power is, I shall not lose. Or, at least, I shall not lose alone.
[20/11/2012 23:54:30] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Death is but one of the many possible ends for a fight.
[20/11/2012 23:54:48] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I shall not kill you, because I will not have a rematch if I do.
[20/11/2012 23:55:47] Naryar, Eternal Rage: But nevertheless, I will defeat you, because the exaltation of victory makes the savage joy of combat all the sweeter.
[20/11/2012 23:56:22 | Modifié (23:56:44)] Kossokei: Hmm. I guess you are correct, but which is more savage? Killing your opponent, leaving them to have absolutely no chance to get revenge, leaving them defeated for eternity, or not killing your opponent after defeating them, leaving them to lead a life of shame, until they try to avenge themselves?
[20/11/2012 23:56:42] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Their shame is their fault.
[20/11/2012 23:56:53] Kossokei: Is their death not?
[20/11/2012 23:57:08] Naryar, Eternal Rage: If they are too weak to accept defeat, then they do not deserve to be warriors.
[20/11/2012 23:57:23] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Death is the end. Why would a warrior seek death ?
[20/11/2012 23:57:40] Kossokei: Then why are you not accepting your near-defeat?
[20/11/2012 23:57:49] Naryar, Eternal Rage: We have not fought yet.
[20/11/2012 23:57:50] Kossokei: You insist that you will win.
[20/11/2012 23:58:30] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I shall use my mighty war-staff against you, and I do not need armor.
[20/11/2012 23:59:05] Kossokei: You do not want to use your fists, nor your mighty hammer?
[20/11/2012 23:59:25] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I use no hammer.
[20/11/2012 23:59:42] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Besides, we are fighting with weapons, are we not ?
[20/11/2012 23:59:58] Kossokei: We are. A Warhammer is a weapon.
[00:00:13] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I dislike the unbalanced weight of it.
[00:00:43] Naryar, Eternal Rage: I use swords, staves, and my mighty fists when it is useful.
[00:01:01] Kossokei: I see. I dislike that it does not have a blade.
[00:01:46] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Now, ser knight, get your full plate and your sword on. I shall wait for you.
[00:02:26] Kossokei: As for myself; Armor for me is but a decoration, and I seem to have an affinity for Claymores lately, and so I will use that.
[00:03:27] Kossokei: I am armed. In my honor, I shall let you attack first.
[00:03:54] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Then I shall proceed.
[00:04:08] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Hmm ? attack first ? are you afraid ?
[00:04:59] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Now come ! Where is all that mettle you talked about ?
[00:05:29] Kossokei: Not afraid. It is out of honor, I am allowing you to attack first to show you that I do not fear you.
[00:05:37] Kossokei: (I also want to see how exactly you plan to do this)
[00:06:49 | Modifié (00:07:06)] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Then so be it ! *slashes and knocks away the tip of the claymore*
[00:08:45] Kossokei: Kossokei counters your slashes, chopping at your war-staff with every swing
[00:08:54] Kossokei: My strength; It is not to be underestimated.
[00:10:13] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Do you think I did made my war staff only of wood ? Hah !
[00:10:42] Naryar, Eternal Rage: *Naryar aims for Kossokei's hands*
[00:11:12] Kossokei: Were you expecting me to assume your war staff was made out of wood? That is like expecting to believe my sword is made of plastics!
[00:11:45 | Modifié (00:12:07)] Kossokei: Kossokei pivots his body, swinging upward to throw off his aim, and possibly even disarm him
[00:13:28] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Hah !
[00:14:14] Naryar, Eternal Rage: *Naryar pivots on one leg, letting the sword barely scrape him, then goes forward and aims for Koss's right arm*
[00:17:25] Kossokei: Kossokei allows the sword to finish its path, then rips it downward, aiming for the staff again, bringing it down with it and eventually slamming both the tip of the sword and the tip of the staff against the floor.
[00:18:22] Kossokei: You're aiming at neutralizing my arms, which would mean I wouldn't use my weapon.
[00:19:00] Naryar, Eternal Rage: * Naryar retracts his staff and moves two meters backward* Good job, one arm bruised for a stalemate.
[00:19:24] Naryar, Eternal Rage: *braces himself, staff pointed towards Koss* Now come !
[00:22:02] Kossokei: Kossokei shakes it out, observing the damage a little. "You managed to hit me. Not bad." he says calmly, shifting his form into a more assault-ready form.
[00:22:06] Kossokei: And come I shall!
[00:23:50] Kossokei: Kossokei took a few steps foward quickly, making up the rest of the distance with the sword he swung horizontally, allowing the momentum to carry him into a spin, to which he would swing upward upon facing Naryar again.
[00:26:31] Kossokei: (really crappy with the metric system, but the claymore's a bigass sword)
[00:31:24 | Modifié (00:31:52)] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Naryar merely makes a circular gesture, intercepting and guiding the claymore over his head, then immediately after the claymore went up Naryar's head, he moves forward and aims a strike towards Kossokei's head, while the latter is still spinning.
[00:36:06] Kossokei: (Well I've only spun twice.. but alright)
[00:37:07] Naryar, Eternal Rage: (i reacted to your first slash, and then immediately attacked. No time for a second attack)
[00:41:34] Kossokei: Kossokei continued his second revolution, not seeing the strike until it's less than 5 decimeters away, to which he ducked his head just enough for the staff to barely scrape his head. Nearly finishing his turn, he guides the sword towards Naryars legs, expecting to take a leg or two.
[00:42:17] Kossokei: (hate being american sometimes... 5 decimeters is like half a meter or something)
[00:44:02] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Naryar merely jumped over the sword. The jump was mighty, and he was now like one meter above the ground.
[00:45:58] Kossokei: You expect me to believe you can manipulate gravity too?
[00:46:15] Naryar, Eternal Rage: No, I just jumped.
[00:46:29] Kossokei: Kossokei swings upward towards Naryar, the sword would be long enough to again, take out a leg.
[00:46:55] Naryar, Eternal Rage: You expect me to belive you can change your sword's path by more than 90 degrees ?
[00:47:07] Naryar, Eternal Rage: hell even 90 degrees is weird
[00:47:25] Naryar, Eternal Rage: your sword is currently doing a horizontal slash
[00:47:29] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and i am on top of it
[00:47:44] Naryar, Eternal Rage: in the air
[00:47:46] Naryar, Eternal Rage: stopped
[00:47:53] Naryar, Eternal Rage: for the sake of turn based gameplay
[00:48:00] Kossokei: Well, I did not swing hard, your legs are below me so I swung at a downwards incline, which means its less than 90 degrees
[00:48:16] Naryar, Eternal Rage: uh
[00:48:27] Naryar, Eternal Rage: but your sword is under my feet
[00:48:38] Naryar, Eternal Rage: that's why i dodged it
[00:48:42] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and it's making a spin
[00:50:26] Kossokei: I finished my second spin, and as of your jump it is under your feet, yes, but on ground level your legs are under my torso, so I swing at an incline, so it's a little less than 90 degrees
[00:50:33] Kossokei: it's a little more like 60-70
[00:51:10] Naryar, Eternal Rage: Still a lot to rotate a spinning sword
[00:51:28] Naryar, Eternal Rage: i mean i just defended
[00:52:06] Naryar, Eternal Rage: i jumped to avoid your sword
[00:52:21] Naryar, Eternal Rage: your sword is under me, currently going to the left (or right)
[00:52:42] Naryar, Eternal Rage: and you think you can turn it more than 45 degrees
[00:53:36] Kossokei: in my mind it's going right to left, probably because I'm right handed
[00:53:54] Kossokei: Should I revise?
[00:53:57] Naryar, Eternal Rage: makes no difference
[00:53:59] Naryar, Eternal Rage: no
[00:54:20] Naryar, Eternal Rage: but i'm just in the air on top of your sword
[00:54:36] Naryar, Eternal Rage: in 0.5sec it will be at my left and I will fall
[00:54:44] Naryar, Eternal Rage: well not on top
[00:54:58] Naryar, Eternal Rage: i mean not in contact
[01:08:32] Kossokei: Did the mighty Naryar fall asleep on me?
[01:09:58] Naryar, Eternal Rage: No, I didn't. Get your mind off the gutter.
[01:10:12] Naryar, Eternal Rage: It's just that one technicality did ruined the fight.
[01:10:22] Naryar, Eternal Rage: So... let us battle next time.
