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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4000 on: May 30, 2011, 05:17:52 AM »
A couple I made quickly.
 
   
   
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4001 on: May 30, 2011, 09:53:39 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4002 on: May 30, 2011, 02:10:33 PM »
Click or Scourge, what font are you using?

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4003 on: May 30, 2011, 03:01:06 PM »
I'm fairly certain it's Impact. I used that, but I added Median to the black outline, instead of removing Median from the white text, which is what I think they did, as there's larger gaps between the letters and such. (Paint.NET speak, wasn't sure how else to describe it.)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4004 on: May 30, 2011, 03:03:29 PM »
Yeah, Impact :3
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4005 on: May 30, 2011, 11:10:35 PM »
I can't believe my attempt at the "Advice" meme never caught on:


I posted this about a year ago, Advice Big Dog gives good advice but rubs some people the wrong way with his insistence to conformity.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4006 on: May 31, 2011, 01:21:10 AM »
Make one with a Naryar or Doomkiller on and make it says "64 Razors? NEEDS MOAR"
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4007 on: May 31, 2011, 01:26:54 AM »


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4008 on: May 31, 2011, 07:03:29 AM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4009 on: May 31, 2011, 08:43:21 AM »
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4010 on: June 01, 2011, 12:13:37 AM »


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4011 on: June 22, 2011, 05:48:22 PM »
Hi.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4012 on: June 22, 2011, 06:02:51 PM »




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4013 on: June 27, 2011, 11:28:11 AM »


So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4014 on: June 27, 2011, 11:29:21 AM »
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So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4015 on: June 29, 2011, 09:26:49 PM »

 
 
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4016 on: June 29, 2011, 09:41:43 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4017 on: June 30, 2011, 09:17:53 PM »
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So apparently I can get a random length of pipe for $3.60 but I don't know how big it is. :P

Get the random length!!! As long as its one of the other lengths, the worst case scenario is that you pay 40 cents LESS for the minimum length. Best case is you save $20 and have more to use later!
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4018 on: July 01, 2011, 08:12:15 AM »
I find it highly unlikely that they'll rip themselves off by selling you 8 feet of pipe for less than $4.   Here's what I think is going on

See how they normally only sell in increments of a foot?  Say they have a pipe that's 20 inches.   Obviously they'll cut off a foot and sell that, but what to do with the remaining 8 inch piece?  Sell it as a "random" length.

Based on that price they're implying that the average "random" pipe length is about 10 inches, but I wouldn't be surprised if the true average was a lot lower; if you really need a 10-inch piece you're better off spending 40 cents more on the guaranteed 1 foot and then just cutting it down.



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #4019 on: July 06, 2011, 11:40:22 AM »