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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3800 on: March 08, 2011, 09:37:04 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3801 on: March 09, 2011, 11:03:22 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3803 on: March 16, 2011, 12:58:12 AM »
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3804 on: March 16, 2011, 12:42:55 PM »
Give a Japenese man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Give said Japenese man a fishing net, he may find his children.

*Don't take this offensively, it is a JOKE*
also lol at most toxic guy around calling others out on this sh**
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3805 on: March 16, 2011, 12:47:07 PM »
Give a Japenese man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Give said Japenese man a fishing net, he may find his children.

*Don't take this offensively, it is a JOKE*
That reminds me...
A man just broke up with his Japanese girlfriend.
'Don't worry' she said, 'There are plenty of other fish in the sea'

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3806 on: March 16, 2011, 01:49:02 PM »
Give a Japenese man a fish, he will eat for a day.

Give said Japenese man a fishing net, he may find his children.

*Don't take this offensively, it is a JOKE*

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3807 on: March 16, 2011, 08:27:49 PM »
I lol'd at SSG's sports team one. XD

I also heard one at the end of an Auto-Tune The News song that I was listening to. "This is the first time we've been remotely involved in breaking news, and we apologise to the news for having broken it."
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3808 on: March 18, 2011, 01:56:20 AM »
Got bored, so I made a demotivational poster.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3809 on: March 18, 2011, 10:20:23 AM »
Superdry
Made in Japan
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3810 on: March 18, 2011, 10:41:06 AM »
You UK guys might get this refence. I know Japan's crazy with it's game shows, but Total Wipeout just takes the piss.


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3811 on: March 18, 2011, 12:00:53 PM »
Sup
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Made in the UK
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Fixed.

Sincerely, the bad pun destroyer.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3812 on: March 18, 2011, 12:11:34 PM »
Sup
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Made in the UK
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Fixed.

Sincerely, the bad pun destroyer.
Shutup
It says jpn anyway...
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3813 on: March 18, 2011, 12:32:36 PM »
You UK guys might get this refence. I know Japan's crazy with it's game shows, but Total Wipeout just takes the piss.
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3814 on: March 20, 2011, 04:16:16 PM »
Funny report on trolling:
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3815 on: March 20, 2011, 05:48:17 PM »
^^Best news report ever, once the video loads...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3816 on: March 20, 2011, 05:54:30 PM »
Funny report on trolling:
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Very good, very good.

Too bad I can't play YT Snake on it XP
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3817 on: March 20, 2011, 05:58:42 PM »
Damn the video trolled me until I realised...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3818 on: March 20, 2011, 06:03:39 PM »
Last one

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3819 on: March 20, 2011, 06:47:06 PM »
Boy, thats a good trolling...