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« Reply #1180 on: October 31, 2009, 11:18:07 AM »
Me being a D&Dfag...


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« Reply #1181 on: October 31, 2009, 10:17:04 PM »
That's pretty good. I don't think you need to know about DnD to get that either, I don't.
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« Reply #1182 on: October 31, 2009, 10:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche;75926
Still don't get it.

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« Reply #1183 on: November 07, 2009, 02:20:30 PM »
For these who like math...



I said like MATH.

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« Reply #1184 on: November 07, 2009, 02:23:37 PM »
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« Reply #1185 on: November 07, 2009, 02:23:43 PM »
He still doesn't get it.
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« Reply #1186 on: November 07, 2009, 02:38:50 PM »
**** the math part...
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« Reply #1187 on: November 07, 2009, 02:49:12 PM »
Total Finnish Joke!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uux28gYqbHA&feature=related
I'ts finnish but there its still great, There is one guy ''From'' Alaska
Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHmKF08L6Gw&feature=related xD
Or this, Finninsh or Russian people Drunk, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv6pnBStKdU&feature=related
« Last Edit: November 07, 2009, 03:21:41 PM by Jonzu95 »

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« Reply #1188 on: November 07, 2009, 04:17:04 PM »
A young man is seen drinking beer at a Pub's picnic table, when a middle-aged nun sees him. She reprimands him:
"You should be ashamed of yourself, drinking outside of this public house! Alcohol is the blood of the Devil!"
Naturally, the guy gets a little bit cross about this. "And what made you think that?" he snapped.
"My sister superior told me so"
The guy thinks for a second, and then says: "But how can you be so sure? Tell you what, I'll buy you a drink, and if you still believe it to be evil after that, I will give up drink for life"
The nun considers, but realises: "But how can I, a nun, be seen drinking outside of this public house?"
"How about I put the drink in a teacup? Then nobody will know"
The nun reluctantly agrees. The guy goes into the bar and orders to the barman:
"I'd like another Pint of best please, and a Triple Vodka on the Rocks. But could I get the Vodka in a teacup?"
The barman replies:"Oh no, it's not that bloody nun again, is it?"



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« Reply #1189 on: November 07, 2009, 04:42:03 PM »

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« Reply #1190 on: November 11, 2009, 04:46:55 AM »
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« Reply #1191 on: November 11, 2009, 07:10:06 AM »
LOL that was stupid but hilarious at the same time.

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« Reply #1192 on: November 11, 2009, 07:34:13 AM »
Ha!  Nice one, Pwn.
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« Reply #1193 on: November 13, 2009, 08:30:10 PM »

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« Reply #1194 on: November 13, 2009, 09:00:29 PM »
Um, why? It's a stupid bat.
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« Reply #1195 on: November 14, 2009, 07:50:30 AM »
Yeah but baseball bats are awesome, arent they? I had to dig this this picture from around page 30 again.


While I was there, I saw this too.


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« Reply #1196 on: November 14, 2009, 08:02:23 AM »
:lol:

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« Reply #1197 on: November 14, 2009, 08:20:47 AM »
Watch this SSG!

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« Reply #1198 on: November 14, 2009, 09:42:41 AM »
Was that supposed to be funny? Also there is the edit button.

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« Reply #1199 on: November 14, 2009, 10:07:27 AM »
Heh, I got a good laugh out of Washington in the car. That is priceless.
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