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im gonna kick my enemy's ass
« on: May 26, 2010, 10:34:40 AM »
Idiots at school are making my life a f***ing misery!!!!

i feel really derpressed. Rejected. outcasted and to make matters worse. They wont F***ing stop!!!!
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 10:35:56 AM »
Dude, sometimes i feel like that, just smack them, thats what i do, or just walk out of class...

What races are in your school?
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 10:37:26 AM »
Well, let me calm down for a sec then i'll tell you whats going on

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 10:44:15 AM »
Sure.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 11:17:14 AM »
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 11:21:43 AM »
LOL but its not helping. its kinda of tempting me to do it

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »
I am not here to comfort, you, or help you cry. I am not here to listen to your story and say, there there, everything will be ok. So stop your ****ing crying.

You want to know why I don't care about your sadness? Because you shouldn't be sad. And I know, I know, this is serious sh**, and it's important, and you don't know what you are going to do now. But at the end of the day, it is the same sh** that all of us go through.

For the past years, I have been down and out for several reasons. But you know what?

I am ****ing awesome.

Now, I will admit that I haven't held a dying man in my arms, or any serious ****ing sh**, but its all the same. People go through sh** every day of their lives, and that is what life is. So grab a beer, pop a top, and toast that you are still alive. Give a toast to those who aren't. Those that died so you could be free. Gave their lives so you can hate yours.

You are ****ing awesome. But, you don't want to admit it. You go through sh** day in day out, and you live. You, are alive. This world cannot beat you. It cannot destroy you. There is no shame in defeat as long as the spirit is not conquered. So don't ****ing give up. You are a good, decent person, who is in hard times. You deserve somebody. You deserve a hug. You deserve a kiss at night. You deserve a friend. You don't ever ****ing think differently.

You.
Are.
Awesome.

Start ****ing acting like it
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2010, 11:29:04 AM »
So stop your ****ing crying

That kinda starts on a bad note.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 11:31:07 AM »
Im not crying if anyone thinks that fyi


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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2010, 11:33:30 AM »
Only reason people try to put you down is they know they will never ever reach your height
Depression is merely anger without the enthousiasm. Seize the day by the throat, put your chin up and yes, life is a bitch, but it's YOUR bitch.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2010, 11:36:48 AM »
Thanks for the advice...

i lold at the your height bit cos im 6ft 1 and some of them are like 5ft 9-10

Though im still gonna beat up the main culprit tomorrow (ill tell ya how it went if you want)

but anyways, ill be making my own party thread to cheer myself up with.

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2010, 11:38:12 AM »
That's the ****ing spirit. If you don't look up to them, don't let them look down on you. Show no mercy, for you shall receive none.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2010, 11:40:45 AM »
im not expecting any mercy, im ready for him

He thinks i wont fight back, i maybe weak but ill kill the bastard (hope i dont get in trouble for saying that swearword.... wait a tick, this section aint moderated is it?)

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2010, 11:42:18 AM »
Thats the spirit.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2010, 11:47:40 AM »
If ur weaker than him, catch him by surprise and don't show your weakness

Make sure you are within punching range
Start off with a quick jab to his throat. Not a lot of force is needed to make it hurt pretty much.
This will most probably have him either strike back fast (be prepared to dodge) or get his arms up. If it's the latter, go for a strong blow to the solar plexus (it's the center of the body, just beneath the ribs) or, if you have no soul, a punch, a knee or a kick to the groin. Both will take the fight right out of him, and if done correctly, his head will be at kneeing height.
If he hadn't had enough yet, a flying knee to his nose will finish business.

keep in mind that every fight is different though, he may not respond the way you expected.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2010, 11:50:44 AM »
Im gonna try that

Should get the fight over reasonbly quick before the teacher shows up

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2010, 11:58:34 AM »
This won't work in a crowded place though. Only works if he's not prepared to fight too, if he is, the thing you should do is pretending not wanting to fight, to keep the element of surprise there.

If he shows up right in your face and is really close to you, say something like 'whatever, man', pretend you are going to step past him putting your left foot past him. If you were to walk on, you'd expose your back to him and that's not a position you want to find yourself in. Instead, clinch your fist, put it close to your shoulder and sweep your elbow at his nose. Make sure you use your whole body in the swing, which will power it, as your elbow itself has little reach. A good spinning elbow to the nose will knock him down in 1 blow. When he's downed, crouch next to his head immediately and punch him in the nose again for an epic knock out.

Also, for every punch/kick/jab: Don't aim AT the body part you are about to hit, but aim through it, as if his body were thin air. That way your punches will land much harder.
So for punches in the face: Aim at the back of their heads.
For the KO punch in this post: Aim for the floor beneath him.
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2010, 12:02:19 PM »
I agree with rollo
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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2010, 12:04:44 PM »
That tactic should work as i feel no pain in my elbows and my elbows when horizontal are just about the right height for his nose, or even his eyes

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Re: feel like crap and depressed
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2010, 12:05:41 PM »
Don't fear pain. It's weakness leaving your body.
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