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Offline Mr. AS

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hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« on: December 12, 2015, 11:25:37 PM »
I had this dream last night that I fried up a whole bunch of eggs, except when I was done cooking the eggs I realized that I forgot to scramble them and ended up with a sh** ton of sunny-side-up fried eggs. Sunny-side-up eggs are alright but not as good as scrambled eggs in my opinion. What does it all mean GTM?
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2015, 12:51:48 AM »
Somewhere along the way, during your life, you forgot a crucial step. Your life will end up alright but will never be quite as amazing as it could have been if you didn't mess it up.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2015, 01:56:35 AM »
It's a projection of your anxiety about making mistakes.  That'll be $500.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2015, 02:30:07 AM »
It means you have bad taste for food.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2015, 03:10:39 AM »
You are:

A) Gay.
B) In love with your mother.
C) Worried about something.

Circle as appropriate.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2015, 11:55:02 AM »
Quote from: Kurt on December 13, 2015, 03:10:39 AM
You are:

A) Gay.
B) In love with your mother.
C) Worried about something.

Circle as appropriate.

you forgot "will murder your father at some point"

also it's a dream. it doesn't make sense. You should see mine, really.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2015, 03:38:38 PM »
yes
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2015, 07:26:20 AM »
how many eggs are we talking?
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2015, 06:10:27 PM »
one(1) eggs.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2015, 01:32:02 AM »
Quote from: toAst on December 14, 2015, 06:10:27 PM
one(1) eggs.

What this means is that you need to eat a better breakfast each morning. What? An egg is part of a complete breakfast!
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Offline ecolusian

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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2015, 03:28:29 AM »
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2015, 04:41:48 AM »
Quote from: ecolusian on December 15, 2015, 03:28:29 AM
Quote from: RedAce on December 14, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
Red Blur...


That is... Really off-topic... Can you just stop being an asshat for a while, please?
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2015, 08:00:01 AM »
According to freud, OEDIPUSOEDIPUSOEDIPUSOEDIPUS
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2015, 09:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Scorpion on December 15, 2015, 08:00:01 AM
According to freud, OEDIPUSOEDIPUSOEDIPUSOEDIPUS

*nods*

and i will agree with ecolusian here. red blur, stop being a damn fool.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2015, 12:04:17 AM »
Quote from: The Red Blur on December 15, 2015, 04:41:48 AM
Quote from: ecolusian on December 15, 2015, 03:28:29 AM
Quote from: RedAce on December 14, 2015, 12:54:15 PM
Red Blur...


That is... Really off-topic... Can you just stop being an asshat for a while, please?
How bout you take your own advice.
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Re: hey are there any armchair psychologists in here
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2015, 03:19:21 AM »
#REKT
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