Okay I've been a bad bad guy for the last year, I'm sorry.
Anyway, it started when on my 16th I found out I was the spawn of Sonneillion and had to do some freaky devil sh**.
Got involved with the wrong people, did drugs, drank alcohol and hung out with the cool kids.
Parents and girl disowned me. Became homeless.
Fed my habit renting myself out to fat redditors on r/gonewild.
Found god, posted this.
