Author Topic: GTM Roleplay Thread (Read 3135 times)

090901 · « **on:** December 31, 2014, 12:10:23 PM »

090901 wakes up in bedroom, he is in a bed and beside him is someone he has never seen before. He looks over and it's HurricaneAndrew. 090901 then feels a throbbing sensation coming from his rearend, it seems HurricaneAndrew did something to him last night! 090901 quickly calls the cops to come and arrest Andy while he is sleeping! Officer Naryar came quickly and pulled up right infront of the house.
"What seems to be the problem?" He asked
"This dude just buttraped me" replied 090901
Naryar then just decided to walk into the house and arrest HurricaneAndrew, but as he walked into the room where HurricaneAndrew was sleeping, the door shut! Naryar quickly turned around and saw playzooki!
"Check these dubs" playzooki said.
"W-what" replied Naryar
Suddenly, HurricaneAndrew sprang up and grabbed Naryar and tied him to the bed!

WILL ANYBODY HELP SAVE NARYAR?

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »

I'm gonna choke this mafugger out.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:48:55 PM »

rocks fall everyone dies

Philippa · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2014, 01:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on December 31, 2014, 12:48:55 PM

rocks fall everyone dies

(Image removed from quote.)

Badnik is now a Mod.

090901 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Badnik96 on December 31, 2014, 12:48:55 PM

rocks fall everyone dies

(Image removed from quote.)

090901 using magical fun powers stops the rock and has it fall on just badnik, badnik is dead and can no longer roleplay anymore as 090901 throws his corpse into the house that has HurricaneAndrew, playzooki, and Naryar. As he is doing so, 090901 decides to peep in and see whats going on! It turns out Andy and playzooki and giving Naryar the "dubs" as the poor frenchman cries out in pain.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:36:38 PM »

hey i can godmod too

the rock no longer exists. it is ded

Mr. AS · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:41:05 PM »

I SHOOT A QUADRILLION HADUKENS OUT OF MY COCK AND IT OBLITERATES THE UNIVERSE

Naryar · « **Reply #7 on:** January 01, 2015, 05:13:48 AM »

fixed thread title

Badnik96 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 01, 2015, 12:17:13 PM »

isnt this like story time 7 or something now

nothing is going to beat the story time that everyone remembers. that sh** was the jam.

090901 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 01, 2015, 06:17:48 PM »

090901 decided to pitch a tent outside his house for the night while Naryar and Badnik's dead body are brutally raped.
~~~
The next morning 090901 wakes up, and sees Badnik somehow alive. It turns out Andy's and Playzooki's semen somehow brought him back to life. However, Naryar was a bloody mess as blood poured out from his anus...

toAst · « **Reply #10 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:57:07 PM »

why all the rape

helloface · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:09:36 AM »

>dubs threads get deleted
>thread about graphic rape is A-OK

also nice dubs by Badnik

also inb4 I get raped for posting here

090901 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:17:42 AM »

090901 decides after seeing this to go on a noble quest of being the true hero of GTM, he asks Helloface to join his crew who will support him in his rise to power.

helloface · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:21:05 AM »

Helloface will join the rabbi's quest if the rabbi give him a shiny shekel and protection from Andy and Gayjewki's dicks.

Badnik96 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:37:40 AM »

badnik decides "**** this" and kills himself because the though of being alive because of semen is ****ing disgusting. he goes to the afterlife and parties with lu-tze.

Philippa · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2015, 10:41:15 AM »

Along their merry way, Helloface and 090901 meet a totally hella sweet kickass rad groovy cool dude and ask him to join their quest.
"Of course I will." I reply.

Naryar · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:38:15 PM »

Naryar spontaneously resurrects, and places razors on strategic locations so people will stop sexually assaulting him.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:28:41 PM »

Quote from: Naryar on January 02, 2015, 12:38:15 PM

Naryar spontaneously resurrects, and places razors on strategic locations so people will stop sexually assaulting him.

Are you saying you shoved razors up your own asshole?

Jonzu95 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2015, 02:30:21 PM »

Random Lombax appears.

Naryar · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2015, 03:59:47 PM »

Naryar gets on the scene and his head transforms into a dinosaur's