Author Topic: Grievous Bodily Harm (Read 3955 times)

frezal · « **Reply #60 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:09:05 AM »

Quote from: HX_;58880

how are tattoos and piercings bodily harm?

If infected needles were used, I suppose AIDS could be transmitted.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #61 on:** August 12, 2009, 05:29:33 AM »

Quote from: life robot arena2;59080

D.A.M, thats bad.
But THIS hurts more.
I was minding my own on my bike, i put on the brakes........annnnnnd FLEW OVER THE HANDLE BARS AND MY FACE SMASHED OFF THE GROUND! By the way, i was doing it on the PAVEMENT!
OW!

That reminded me of my tiny slip off my bike many years back:

I was riding round our house and the grass was still wet from last nights rain, so as I came around one of the corners, I noticed my speed was too high and hit the brakes. Then the bike made a short time drift, wich caused me to fall off the seat onto the middle bar(= ball crusher)! I couldnt walk properly for quite a while.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #62 on:** August 12, 2009, 08:46:18 AM »

Oh boy.

Somebody · « **Reply #63 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:33:20 AM »

A couple years ago in soccer practice, I kicked the ball as hard as I could (and that is HARD), bounced of the top crossbar of the goal about 15 feet away, came back, and hit me in the face. I was on the ground for about 10 minutes.

TriTon · « **Reply #64 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:04:52 PM »

Ouch!

When i was 10, i was jumping on a friends trampoline when ifell and hit a metal bar holding it. It hurt so bad, i was crying for about 5 hours, but what shocked me was that there was no blood.

System32 · « **Reply #65 on:** August 12, 2009, 02:21:06 PM »

I remember when I was four I tried to ride (Read: Fell with) down a flight of concrete steps on the back of an RC car. needless to say that rolling down 14 steps is pretty sore on the body. No major damage.

>.>

<.<

WEEE!

takatsukiyayoi · « **Reply #66 on:** August 12, 2009, 04:23:39 PM »

Extremely fast moving dodgeball to the balls.

Hurts. Like. F***ing. Hell.

(I also got hit in the face by same said dodgeball later on)

GameKing3 · « **Reply #67 on:** August 13, 2009, 07:12:17 PM »

Today at football practice we where running a drill where an offensive and defensive lineman would go head to head and a running back (thats me) would try to make it by the D lineman. The only trick to this is that you have to run in between to bags that are about 2-3 yards apart which doesn't leave you a lot of room. As i cut to the inside of the lineman he dropped his block and hit me in the knee and a combination of how he hit me and how i fell led to me dislocating my knee. Which led to a hospital trip and getting it popped back into place which was probably one of the most painful things that i have ever had done. I have to get an MRI tomorrow to make sure there isn't anything else wrong and then i should be able to go back to practice hopefully before the first game.

cephalopod · « **Reply #68 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:44:04 AM »

Apologies for the bump, but I wanted to add.
About a month back, I went kayak surfing. It was fun. Then, while on a wave, a surfboard came out of nowhere and smashed me just above my right eye (i mean, a cm or 2 above - pretty lucky).
My boat went over, I rolled it back, jumped out, and clutched my numb face as a stream of blood ran into the sea. Meanwhile, I was surrounded by jellyfish.
Wasn't very nice, got stitches and all that.

life robot arena2 · « **Reply #69 on:** August 21, 2009, 09:52:45 AM »

Quote from: TriTon;58172

I have never broken a bone either.

When i was 8, i was playing cops and robbers on my bike, i was going a bit too fast when i fell off the seat, my leg got caught in the chain, and i did about 10 barrel rolls. I was bleeding all over.

That was probably the most hurt i've ever gotten in my life.

You win.

man manu · « **Reply #70 on:** August 21, 2009, 04:12:47 PM »

Will you quit quoting stuff from so long ago?

Avalanche · « **Reply #71 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:33:15 AM »

Err,I know this is a BIIIIIIIIG bump but i want to share this.
I got up from bed but one leg was aching and could not move without pain.It had a STRAINED MUSCLE.
I was at a party at my freinds dads skate park and i swung on a rope but the next day i couldent move my neck downwards 90 degrees.

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #72 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:39:05 AM »

Not that big of a bump, actually... We had a member that used to always bump year(s) old threads, but he is banned now (He was extremely annoying and obnoxious).

Avalanche · « **Reply #73 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:05:10 AM »

Oh,Lemme guess,LRA2?

Naryar · « **Reply #74 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:17:52 AM »

Correct.

Good to see a newcomer lurking.

Avalanche · « **Reply #75 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:55:32 AM »

I havent looked at showcases yet.I definetly wont look at LRA2,s.

roboman2444 · « **Reply #76 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:05:54 AM »

ok i have 3 and they go from ouchiest to least ouchiest.

1. this is actually my bros. he was over at his friends house on a snow day. they were playing snowball baseball(whack a snowball w/ a aluminum bat) my bro decided it would be funny to put snow in his friends shoe. when he was right behind his friend, his friend took a hard swing at a snowball. the bat whacked my brother in the jaw, pushing his teeth into his lower li and breaking them off(inside the lip).

2.(me this time) i had just gotten home from my friends house. we had a squirtgun fight(more like pressure washer fight) so i took off my t- shirt cuz it was soaking. i then decided to do some scootering. i went own my pretty steep driveway at lik 20mph and into a sharp turn. basically if straght up on the scooter is 0 degrees, i was at 60 degrees. What do you know? a stick just happend to go under my front wheel, and making the centrifugal force that kept me from going boom dissapear.
i ripped about 10 square inches of skin off of my shoulder.

3. ok i was cutting a pice of platic w/ a serrated knife. i was holding the pice of platic in som pliers, and the knife slipped. the knife went right across the middle knuckle in my thumb , cutting it open. it only hurt like i wuz getting pinched, but i decided to pull the gash open a little. i could see cartilage and almost threw up(it wuzzz groose)

Naryar · « **Reply #77 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:19:44 AM »

Quote from: JoeBlo;73616

and please use correct English this time :-D

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Badnik96 · « **Reply #78 on:** October 18, 2009, 10:38:54 AM »

I havent gotten hurt really much, but my little brother has had 2 really big incidents.

once, I was trying to go to sleep and my little brother was bugging me. I slammed the door shut but I was like 7 at the time and didnt realize I had slammed his finger in the door. He started bleeding all over the place and he lost his fingernail.

The other one is when my dad, my brother and I went on a bike ride a couple weeks before I joined the forums. we were going down a big hill and I swerved to avoid a pothole. he ended up slamming the brakes and rolling halfway down the hill. He skinned his scalp, thigh and elbow, and it took 2 weeks to heal.

Condor33 · « **Reply #79 on:** October 18, 2009, 06:25:50 PM »

I dunno if this counts, but one time I dropped a cinderblock several inches onto my thumbnail. It was all black under the nail for over a week, and I could hardly use my thumb.