Author Topic: Grievous Bodily Harm (Read 4090 times)

jarebear69 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:39:38 PM »

well when i was about 6 or 7, my kindergarten year of school, i had tried for the whole year to get the nurse to administer me an icepack so that i could feel special. i tried and tried and failed and failed, until one day when i was at the top of a slide and fell off onto a concrete pad. i was actually happy because i could get the ice patch until one of my classmates saw me and told me i was bleeding. it ruined my whole day and quest for an ice pack.lol
then another time when i was about 18 mos. old i was told i used to watch my grandma open a sticky file cabinet door so i decided to give it a try and it blew me over and busted my forehead wide open. i had to have a butterfly stitch to put it back together and still have the scar today.

System32 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:45:07 PM »

This thread is so cheery.

Viper89 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:48:00 PM »

haha I love this thread, so many crazy stories:-D. We should wait for a couple more crazy stories and vote the top 5 worst accidents from the worst being number 1:approve:

Urjak · « **Reply #23 on:** August 06, 2009, 04:48:40 PM »

The wonders of human regeneration... Although our's is pretty crappy compared to other animals...

russian roulette · « **Reply #24 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:06:10 PM »

Once I was hit by a car on my bike on a construction road and my leg were torn up because the pavement was being worked on. I lost so much blood that every time I bent my knees my skin would start to tear itself because the bone is tightening it up.

Condor33 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2009, 05:55:12 PM »

The mortality rate of this forum is extremely high.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was passing out while running to the couch (long story). I had to go through a 90 degree turn through a door but I had passed out, so I was pretty much on momentum. I slammed into the door frame so hard that I took a half inch long chunk out of it and got knocked out. I had to go to the hospital, but surprisingly enough I did no permanent damage to myself. I have a very hard head, I guess.

RedSawn · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2009, 06:09:48 PM »

I've ran headfirst into a doorhandle, had my knee forcefully scraped against a rough stone wall, and bit through my lower lip after banging my head on the table. Needless to say I have scars now.

trumpetguy · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:25:59 PM »

Quote from: RedlineM203;58158

scars

Thanks you reminded me of my other sorta major injury. When I was 4 I put my pinky in the AC, it was stuck there so everytime I pull it, skin would peel, I have a scar there now.

Viper89 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:44:49 PM »

Quote from: russian roulette;58133

Once I was hit by a car on my bike on a construction road and my leg were torn up because the pavement was being worked on. I lost so much blood that every time I bent my knees my skin would start to tear itself because the bone is tightening it up.

hmm how bad were your injuries though, like did you break any bones, have surgery, or stiches? So far your seems like the worst but I want more detail;)

Quote from: Condor33;58151

The mortality rate of this forum is extremely high.

The worst thing that ever happened to me was passing out while running to the couch (long story). I had to go through a 90 degree turn through a door but I had passed out, so I was pretty much on momentum. I slammed into the door frame so hard that I took a half inch long chunk out of it and got knocked out. I had to go to the hospital, but surprisingly enough I did no permanent damage to myself. I have a very hard head, I guess.

Whats the cause of the passing out? Is it a medical reason or were you just wasted?. I have to say taking out half inch of a door frame is crazy:-D. Well at least you were passed out because it would of hurt 10 times more if you were concious;)

TriTon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2009, 08:56:03 PM »

Quote from: R1885;58046

I think I'm one of the few members never to broken a bone.

I have never broken a bone either.

When i was 8, i was playing cops and robbers on my bike, i was going a bit too fast when i fell off the seat, my leg got caught in the chain, and i did about 10 barrel rolls. I was bleeding all over.

That was probably the most hurt i've ever gotten in my life.

Hydro · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:07:08 PM »

Worst thing that happened to me was I was in a weird kind of chair with treads and I crushed my finger under it (at the time I weighed about 200 lbs.).

Condor33 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2009, 09:45:28 PM »

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Whats the cause of the passing out?

This is going to be embarrassing, but irrational hemophobia. Blood makes me freak out :oops:

ACAMS · « **Reply #32 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:15:25 PM »

Quote from: Viper89;58126

haha I love this thread, so many crazy stories:-D. We should wait for a couple more crazy stories and vote the top 5 worst accidents from the worst being number 1:approve:

I hit a tree doing 70+ MPH in a 1977 Chevy PU. The tree was where the dash was supposed to be and the motor was under my seat. I was in the hospital for nearly a month and lost 30 lbs and had my jaws wired shut for another couple months. Jaw broke, teeth knocked out, pin in leg.....the whole 9 yards (DO NOT TRY THIS boy's and girls)

What do I win?

kill343gs · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:44:18 PM »

You beat me

Viper89 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 06, 2009, 10:59:20 PM »

Quote from: ACAMS;58177

I hit a tree doing 70+ MPH in a 1977 Chevy PU. The tree was where the dash was supposed to be and the motor was under my seat. I was in the hospital for nearly a month and lost 30 lbs and had my jaws wired shut for another couple months. Jaw broke, teeth knocked out, pin in leg.....the whole 9 yards (DO NOT TRY THIS boy's and girls)

What do I win?

lol what do I win.Wow thats one crazy story.You Are very lucky to be alive you cheated death big time:approve:. How did get into an crash like that? O yeah you defiantly took first place unless somebody can top that, I highly doubt that though;)

@ Condor33 lol I wasn't expecting you to post something like that. There nothing to be embarrsed about there is way more embarrasing phobia's than the blood one;)

takatsukiyayoi · « **Reply #35 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:00:39 AM »

I once carried broken tiles while my parents were remodeling a room.
One of those tiles actually tipped a part of my forearm, BARELY MISSING A ARTERY VEIN. Good thing it did, or else I would never be able to host an RA2 tournament - I'd be six feet under ;(

HX_ · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2009, 04:53:43 AM »

About 3 years ago, a former roommate and I were smashed and having a good time stealing sh** from the neighbors like lawn chairs and flags and things, this was a college neighborhood and also in a rather hood part of the city, so when we tried to steal a NFL team banner off of a older guys fence (not elderly but not a college kid), it was secured very tightly, I'm sure it wasn't the first time someone had attempted to steal it. anyway, he caught us and came out of his house screaming so naturally we ran, I'm pretty fast but my roommate was faster and didn't help that I was completely smashed, anyway I think there was some kind of uneven sidewalk so I tried to kind of leap over it and forgot to land but just kept running in the air and ended up doing some kind of superman dive and skidded about 10 feet on the rough dirty city pavement. I had too much adrenalin and alcohol flowing through my system to really feel it at the time even though it did hurt pretty bad, so I got up and kept running back to our house. we lived on a second story apartment so I got to the steps and had to limp up them, my knee felt broken, though probably just severely bruised. I got upstairs and checked out my wounds, I had a giant gash in my knee that went down to the bone, messed up elbow, various scrapes all over my forearms. my right wrist, on the left side where the bone sticks out of your hand was exposed. cut on my face, and scrape on my stomach. it was pretty serious and alcohol has the effect of making your blood not clot. so it wouldn't stop bleeding. I wasn't really worried, I just looked at myself and was like holy sh**, and just laughed like hahah I can hardly feel it. so I slapped some bandages on and cracked open another beer. my soberest roommate tried to get me to go to the hospital, which I definately should have but I didn't. I forgot to mention that I lived in a sh**hole of an apartment. 5 guys, we never cleaned, dirty as **** and I slept on the floor in the living room. after that, I was kinda worried but just kept changing the bandages and hoping it'd get better. but I didn't shower for a few days because the water hurt the wounds so bad. well that was a bad idea because I contracted the MRSA virus. which is a very serious antibiotic resistant infection. but I didn't know this yet. Once I could barely move my knee because it was so swollen and I nearly overdosed on tylenol, which btw isn't fun, idk why, it just makes you feel like you want to kill yourself. and then my finger for some reason swelled up but I had just thought that I got glass in it, but then I could tell that there was fluid underneath and around my nail so a friend told me that I needed to pop it and get the fluid out, so I wrapped my finger in a papertowel, put it on the edge of a kitchen counter and slammed a full beer can on it, it definately popped, but I ended up losing that finger nail, it grew back after a few months tho. When I finally went to the hospital, I didn't have insurance at the time so they didn't spend much time on me, they gave me a cream and a weak antibiotic, it did the job or so I thought, and eventually I healed but it took like two months. and I still have a weird purple scar on my knee and other various scars. well I guess the MRSA virus lived on the outside of my body or in my nose or something because on the 4th of july a couple years ago, I got a bug bite on my hip and then it got very painful and swelled up so I went to the hospital and that's when they confirmed that it was MRSA and I had to have surgery to have a chunk of flesh taken out of my hip. If it would have went into the bone, I could have died. but I got treated in time and they gave me vicoden and 1000 dollar antibiotics that fight antibiotic resistant viruses. Infection is the worst pain I have ever experienced. so don't be a jackass and keep your sh** clean.

Madiaba · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2009, 06:39:13 AM »

Quote from: Viper89;58187

.....O yeah you defiantly took first place unless somebody can top that, I highly doubt that though;)

Well, coming close....^^^^^^.

I have a couple damaging, dumb moves that I'll post up later.
(Not that I'm proud of them, but thankfully lived to learn from them)
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Pwnator · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:24:27 AM »

ACAMS and HX win. XD

Well, the worst I had was mountain biking. It was downhill, and I encountered a steep, sandy slope. I drifted, and it worked. But when I went down further to the gravel, one of the tires popped (forgot which), followed, by a huge rock that sent me flying. And landed hard. My 2nd, 3rd and 4th left knuckles were wide open. I could see the bones and also had a 5-inch gash on my right front arm. After some peroxide and gauze at home, my left hand looked like a Powerpuff Girl arm and both wounds healed successfully. XD

Viper89 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2009, 08:49:16 AM »

@ Hx_ I looked up that MRSA virus because I've never heard of it before and that staph affection is crazy. From what I read online it says it is very hard to treat because it Mutates and adapts to antiboitiocs. It also said something about it's a flesh eating infection to and can kill you if you don't get it treated:shock:. I'm pretty fast too but I learned from previous experiance that running full speed while smashed equals an unhappy ending, Like the pavement, running face first into an 8 foot tall fence, or my least favorite the invisbile clothe line to the neck while running in the dark:smiley:. But I have never manage to srap any of my body parts to the bone though I would probaly freak out if I seen my bone hanging out my hand lol. It's hard to determine out of you and ACAMS who story is worst there is so many different factors to consider, I think ACAMS my have the the edge though but I want to wait and hear Madiba's Story to I got a feeling he has some good ones;)