Author Topic: Funny things which you've heard other people say (IRL) (Read 2279 times)

Zog · « **on:** July 31, 2010, 02:42:48 AM »

So these are basically things which you've heard other people say. Be it somewhere like a shop, or a public loo, or the underground...

I'll start off:

(My Dad after I sidled out of unwillingly being blessed by a vicar): " Phew. Glad to see that you use your brain there, son."

G.K. · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2010, 02:48:45 AM »

Picnic Attack likes to randomly say, "I need sugar!"

powerrave · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2010, 03:14:57 AM »

well in that case... i know someone who comes with oddness all the time.

when he came back: "i nearly stopped a fire in the kitchen."
someone else: "sooo... it's still burning then?"

another time, same person but actually on TeamSpeak.
him: "i have to take a sh**, brb."
barely 1 minute later: "i'm back. oh wait i forgot something."
someone else: "yeah, to take a sh**."

this same person once in class just ate half of a plastic bottle.

Pwnator · « **Reply #3 on:** August 01, 2010, 06:30:42 AM »

Instead of laughing, I usually say 'LOL'. :P

SKBT · « **Reply #4 on:** August 01, 2010, 09:08:20 AM »

^^ Someone spends too much time on the internet then. :P

powerrave · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2010, 12:31:04 PM »

i do both...

Sage · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:11:04 PM »

My dad pulls out a flamethrower. I was like:

"You never told me we had a flamethrower!"

My dad: "You never asked!"

G.K. · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:11:45 PM »

LOL nice.

NFX · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:16:12 PM »

We were discussing Mario Kart Wii multiplayer games in Higher Computing class, and my friend said "We should get together sometime and have a three-way."

joo suck · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2010, 01:21:24 PM »

Well, last year in highschool I had a friend named Pete Bonarz. (It may have been Rob...) And all of my friends have basic names: Dan, Jeff, Jim (that's me), Joe, Mike and Mary... =P

Once I punched my friend, and he said 'That tickles, but do it again and I shove a nanner up your ass!' (And he actually said Nanner!)

Last one for now. Jeff loves to say 'Shiggity!'...

Hydro · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2010, 02:49:06 PM »

I once heard someone say "Fagoogitry" instead of "Faggotry".

Resetti's Replicas · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:43:01 PM »

I assume I can post things I've said?

Jeopardy Question: In a children's book by Leo Lionni, this type of worm is proud that he can measure anything
Me: Er.... What is a tapeworm!

ianh05 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:52:47 PM »

I won't mention names but years ago some older guy i know (over 60) once said "she's developed" out loud referring to some young teen... I know it sounds wrong but we couldn't stop giggling and joked about it for ages, way to be proper aye.

TriTon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:42:39 PM »

When I was younger, one of my dad's friend would tell me, "If you eat too many corn dogs you're gonna become a corn dog."

Sage · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2010, 11:51:53 PM »

Someone told me I would become an apple tree if I ate the whole apple. Never touched an apple core again.

Hydro · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2010, 12:01:04 AM »

"I'mma make you my beta tester"

CaptainUseless · « **Reply #16 on:** August 14, 2010, 06:43:13 AM »

I heard they're making a Titanic 2.

somestrangeguy · « **Reply #17 on:** August 14, 2010, 07:00:34 AM »

Thats right, I heard its going to be set a long time after Titanic 1 and its a new ship with the same name, something like that.

Somebody · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2010, 09:47:58 PM »

Hey look CU is back!

freeziez · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2010, 11:23:13 PM »

One time, one of my IRL friends, Tristan, along with me, [I think] Preytor, and a couple other friends were having a heated debate about if cooties were real or not. So Tristan just shushes us and says, "In preschool we called them cooties. Now, we call them AIDS."