Funny quotes from chatlogs

[Badnik96]

Like the funny quotes thread, except from chatlogs inetead of GTM.

I'll start:

(12:17:37) NightSlasher: why does no one do DW 1V1
New tour taking signups in #Tournaments!
Double Elimination DW 1v1

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

Don't we have Quotes Taken out of IMs for this?

[Badnik96]

yeah but that's more like the Quotes taken out of context. This is more like The most memorable/funniest quotes thread.

[Badnik96]

(14:21:33) Sweetie ßelle: I'm in Salt Lake though, so I'm not swimming in a sea of mormons
(14:21:44) Badnik96: you're swimming in salt instead
(14:21:48) Sweetie ßelle: lol

[smashysmashy]

...that was funny?

[TeamXtreemer]

[23:01:35] POWDERED TOAST MAN: why do people like frosting
[23:01:41] POWDERED TOAST MAN: it's just sugary paste
[23:02:10] Matthew John Broadley.: why does your mom like my semen it's just sugary paste
[23:02:15] Doublestrand: BUT SO YUMMY!
[23:02:21] smashysmashy: Ew.
[23:02:25] Doublestrand: ...



TIMING.

[smashysmashy]

Successful troll :3

[Mr. AS]

[23:01:35] POWDERED TOAST MAN: why do people like frosting
[23:01:41] POWDERED TOAST MAN: it's just sugary paste
[23:02:10] Matthew John Broadley.: why does your mom like my semen it's just sugary paste
[23:02:15] Doublestrand: BUT SO YUMMY!
[23:02:21] smashysmashy: Ew.
[23:02:25] Doublestrand: ...



TIMING.

[6:03:31 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: you should probably get that checked by a doctor

[TeamXtreemer]

[23:01:35] POWDERED TOAST MAN: why do people like frosting
[23:01:41] POWDERED TOAST MAN: it's just sugary paste
[23:02:10] Matthew John Broadley.: why does your mom like my semen it's just sugary paste
[23:02:15] Doublestrand: BUT SO YUMMY!
[23:02:21] smashysmashy: Ew.
[23:02:25] Doublestrand: ...

TIMING.

[6:03:31 PM] POWDERED TOAST MAN: you should probably get that checked by a doctor

I will.

[wakkydude]

[10:23:44 PM] Cameron Davis: Get up at 6:00
Laptop for 20 minutes
Paper round
Pack and go to bus stop
Sit on bus
Enter college
Do planning for animation in college
Have lunch
Do more work
Wait at bus stop for 1:30 in the cold
Sit on the bus
Walk home
[10:23:46 PM]   Awesumsauce: Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
[10:24:00 PM] DJ Jonzu: I hope it's not too hard for you :=
[10:24:01 PM] Cameron Davis: The trunk
[10:24:03 PM] DJ Jonzu: *:)
[10:24:06 PM | Edited 10:24:14 PM] Awesumsauce: It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend


Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend


7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it


Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?


It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend


Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend


Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today


Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end


R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all


It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend


Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend


It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend


Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

It seemed fitting to put it here

H says:
*I AM A ROCKING CHAIR COME SIT ON ME BABY
Cameron says:
*...even though sitting on people is generally what the women do
H says:
*I AM A CHAIR GODDAMMIT YOU WILL SIT ON ME
Cameron says:
*But you are supposed to sit on me, as is the main romantic gesture
H says:
*I AM A CHAIR
*I AM WARM AND COMFY
*YOU WILL SIT
Cameron says:
*Fine *sits on you*
H says:
*Yay~ *hug from behind with le arm rests*
Cameron says:
*Even though the woman is supposed to sit on the man
H says:
*WHO IS THE CHAIR HERE
*ME
*YOU WILL SIT
Cameron says:
*But you can't have sex with a chair

[smashysmashy]

This just proves how much of a legend chaosmancer is :D

BTW I've been away from Skype for a while; who is H? 

[That Robot is a Spy!]

I have no one on Skype yet. You can add me if you want. It's Sh0tgun Just1ce.

[smashysmashy]

I have no one on Skype yet. You can add me if you want. It's Sh0tgun Just1ce.

Coolio. When I get home (tomorrowish) I'll add you and send you the usernames of all of the GTMers in my contact list, if you like.

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

This just proves how much of a legend chaosmancer is :D

BTW I've been away from Skype for a while; who is H? 

Actually, those quotes are from MSN. And I'm H

[Chaosmancer]

This just proves how much of a legend chaosmancer is :D

And how exactly does that make me a legend? I don't see how it makes me anything more than a random idiot who can make sexual jokes towards somebody he hasn't met in real life, and has only known for one and a bit years at most. How exactly does that make me any more legendary than any other person?

[Scourge of teh Galaxy]

This just proves how much of a legend chaosmancer is :D

And how exactly does that make me a legend? I don't see how it makes me anything more than a random idiot who can make sexual jokes towards somebody he hasn't met in real life, and has only known for one and a bit years at most. How exactly does that make me any more legendary than any other person?

You've known me for at least 2 years, Mister Kitty

[Chaosmancer]

This just proves how much of a legend chaosmancer is :D

And how exactly does that make me a legend? I don't see how it makes me anything more than a random idiot who can make sexual jokes towards somebody he hasn't met in real life, and has only known for one and a bit years at most. How exactly does that make me any more legendary than any other person?

You've known me for at least 2 years, Mister Kitty

Oh yeah, two and a bit, it's just that it always seems longer than it is, so I decided to go a bit lower this time.