Oh I'll be doing some banging.......
THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX
Quote from: ecolusian on November 23, 2015, 04:05:33 AM THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX ...You are SO gonna get banned.
Quote from: The Red Blur on November 23, 2015, 04:31:10 AMQuote from: ecolusian on November 23, 2015, 04:05:33 AM THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX ...You are SO gonna get banned.How strict do you think the rules are?
Quote from: yugitom on November 23, 2015, 06:45:42 AMQuote from: The Red Blur on November 23, 2015, 04:31:10 AMQuote from: ecolusian on November 23, 2015, 04:05:33 AM THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX ...You are SO gonna get banned.How strict do you think the rules are?Pretty damn strict, considering I was banned for one bump of a chatterbox thread.
This was far too complicated. I'm repealing it. We're going back to basics. Ironing out details now. In the meantime, be on your best behavior or the staff will be muting you.
nice thread
One day it was the big day if the robot battlebots. It was the super heavywait division championship so Nightmare was about to square off with BioHazard. both bits were ready to duke it out in the box in there quest for the Golden NUt becus whoever wins the champeenship wins the Golden Nut."in the blue corener, wheighing in at 386 pounds...NIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTMAAARREE" the anounser announced. Jim Smentowski, the operator of nightmare was reddy for an intense battle with bioHarzad but, he was not worried becasue he built Nightmare and made its' Disk of Death can spin at over 325 mph [4]. "and now! in the red corner the anouncer said, but then he was cut off. Some probaly unpaid intern ran up to hima nd said that biohazard is havenig technikal dificolties so the anouncer seaid he was having technical difficultyes.BOOM! bOOM! the whole the arena shook and a huge fireball was shoot from the mouht of a ginat dragonn."it is I Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind." every one cheared becaus niv Miz is p much the best legendairy dragon from Magic :the Gatherign. "I have alway swanted to fight in the battelbot arena, but i was stuck in a card. Now i am here to fight. ALSo I destroyed bioharzad but he was a pusy aneway" and the crowds cheeerd. "alos my name in the box too be Jizz Midget the FIregrind" niv-Mizzett said and the corwd cheers again."in the Red corner, weiging in at 8,000 tons! JJIIIIIIIZZZZ! mmMMMMMMIIIIIIDDDGGEEEEETTTTT!" the thunderous roar of the croawd drowned out the anouncer as he "the FIIIYYAAAARGGRRIIIINNDAHH!" JIm smentoski was tried to stop the fight againt Nightmare becos he thought it wasnt fair since Jiz Midget didn't have a controler, but the referees alowwed it because they thot it had been a wile sense a robot got smashed to bits.Then Bill Nye poped up nd sayd "these robuts are gonna hafto fight hard to get the Golden nut" "thanks Bill nie" the anounnce siad. "no prob" billNye said."The box is locked, the lihgts ar eon, its' robot fightin time!" said the other anouncer. Jizz Midget thrashed about in the box. eH could bearly fit becaus he was about 5000 pound sanyway. Nightmare kept tyring to grind Jizz with his desk of death, but Jizz miget was like yea right and was just blatsing his fireballs all over the place and making Nightmare draw cards. but then Nightmair "accidentally" hit Jizz Midgets' poon with his disk of death. Jizz's skin was like almost as rouhg as diemonds pretty much and it actualy felt like a massaging on her cilt. Nightmare alos got a little turnd on. Jizz miget was very horney and she started macking out nd licking Nitemare back with her forcked tung. The referees tryed to get the robots unstuck but it they were too deep in there maek out seshun and actually started to make sex too.The crowd was sad they werent fighting but were stil intertaned and cheered a lot. Jizz Midget ahd no idea that besides being a heaviweight champ that Nightmare wuold also be a supreme lover. The bell rang at the end of the round, but the robuts will still "fighting". The refs called the match a three-way-tie and gave extra sexey points to biohazrad for gettin it's ass kicked by jizz Midget. Jizz Midget also thot biohaazrd was sexy and played disentomb to summon it back from the graveyard. Bio's mangled robot corpse was ready for lovemaking. the horney dragon and robot made sex to biohazards dead remains for a long time and were very tired at the end of it. "who knew a threeway tie could be so fun?" said Jizz Midget and they all laughed. Even Bill Nye.
Ty for ignoring my message. Good to know you definitely have something constructive to say.
im just waiting for meganerdbomb to come along and kick things into gear.