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Song lyrics
« on: August 17, 2010, 06:00:22 PM »
Post lyrics to your favorite songs here.


Oh No You Didn't lyrics

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Yo, yo, yo

Oh no you didn’t!
Sucka tried to play me
But you never payed me, never

Oh no you didn’t!
Pay back is a coming
You will be running forever

Oh no you did!
Till i get my vengence
I will never end this mayhem

Oh No you didn’t!
I'm a mercenary
You ain't gotta prayer you owe meeee
Oh no you didn’t!

Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now its over for you!

papapapapapapapapapapapapapa
Yeah!
papapapapapapapapapapapapapa
Yoyo
check it out!

Oh no you didn’t!
First you tried to trap me
Then you bust a cap in my ass

Oh No you didn’t!
Such humiliation
Would bring annihilation at last

Oh no you did!
It will be delicious
When I get vicious tomorrow

Oh no you didn’t!
There’s no second chances
You will do the dance of sorrow
Oh no you didn’t!

Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn't!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didnt you oh no
You didnt pay me what you owe me
So now it’s over for you!

Papapapapapapapappapapa
What a fool!
Papapapapapapapapa
alright come on!

Oh no you didn’t
Better watch your back boy!
Keep running!

This aint just a game
Ill never stop coming

I got my arsenal
I put out the call

And when I finish y'all
Your be a rag doll

Fool tried to diss me
Now your gonna wish you were dead!

Oh no you didn’t!
After I deliver
Your blood will be a river of red

Oh no you did!
Better beware
When no one’s there to defend you!

Oh no you didn’t!
So many ways to kill
Its gonna be a thrill to end youuuuu

Oh no you didn’t

Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Oh no you didn’t!
Didnt you oh no
You didnt pay me what you owe me
So now it’s over for yoooooouu oooooo

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no you d(Explosion)
Hi.

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 06:53:16 PM »
in b4 rickroll

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 06:54:23 PM »
in b4 rickroll

More like INB4 crap songs.


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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 06:59:40 PM »
"We Didn't Start the Fire"

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu and "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

CHORUS

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

CHORUS

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

CHORUS

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

  "Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
  Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore

CHORUS

We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on..

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 01:01:04 AM »
meh..

Young-Hollywood undead

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

I see the children in the rain like the parade before the pain
I see the love, I see the hate, I see this world that we can make
I see the life, I see the sky, Give it all to see you fly
Yes, we wave this flag of hatred, but you're the ones who made it
Watch the beauty of all our lies passing right before my eyes
I hear the hate in all your words. all the wars to make us hurt
We get so sick of so sick, we never wanted all this
Medication for the kids with no reason to live

So we
March to the drums of the dammed as we come
Watch it burn in the sun - we are numb

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

As we walk among these shadows, in these streets, this field of battle
Take it up, we wear the medal, raise your hands with burning candles
Hear us whisper in the dark, hear in the rain you see the spark
Feel the beating of our hearts, fleeting hope as we depart
All together, walk alone against all we've ever known
All we've ever really wanted was a place to call our home
But you take all we are; the innocence of our hearts
Made to kneel before the alter as you tear us apart

So we
March to the drums of the dammed as we come
Watch it burn in the sun - we are numb

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We will fight or we will fall
Till the angels save us all

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

We are young
We are far
Born in this world as it all falls apart
We are strong
We don't belong
Born in this world as it all falls apart

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 02:59:34 AM »
*waits for someone to post Around the World's lyrics*
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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 10:46:51 AM »
Why Must I Cry

Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry

Why must I cry why must I cry why ( 6 times)
Tell me why

(Verse)
No matter what I did I tried to love this kid, ever since he was eight
All he ever did was lie and steal from me
Now he’s seventeen and I thought that he’d change his ways but when I look at kid
He’s still hating on me
It makes me sad to see this kid, he’s still hating on me, he’s bad I just can’t lie anymore
I gotta push him through the door
Recently the kid stole my jewelry, I turn my back and he steals my gun from me
Kid be careful you’re gonna shoot someone and end up in jail
A death sentence is that what you want? I know that you really hate me but why did you have to do these things to me. It’s not fair you really don’t care.
Don’t understand why you gotta go this route, don’t you understand without a doubt it’s the wrong path, understand

(Chours)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why

Why must I cry why must I cry why (3 times)
Tell me why

(Verse)
Tammie Starr, who do you think you are, using those kids as weapons you know it’s not fair Tyler I really love you and I really miss you and Deja
Now I got twins on the way, Tammie Starr you’ve gone away
California haven’t heard from ya that’s why

(chorus)
Tell me why
Why must I cry
Tell me why
Why must I cry



... Although it's kind of funny, it's most likely bound to make you cry, just because he sings it in such a sad way.

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 04:34:41 PM »
Pocket calculator

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator
I am adding
and subtracting
I'm composing
and controlling
by pressing down a special key it plays a little melody.

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2010, 04:36:14 PM »
THE TOUCHTONE GENIUS

I am so rich
I have won the lottery!
And then the guy goes...
I am going to buy a sports car
You must buy me a fur coat
I am going to purchase the fastest sports car
You idiot buy me a diamond ring
A sports car
Ring!
A sports car
Ring!
A sports car
Ring!
Hoo ha ha ha ha hahaha
So it goes on for a while then...
Your mom's fat!
4 Brook moo moo moo moo moo moo how old was the movie food for Louis Missouri man hustle full moon eager for blow blow

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2010, 04:40:18 PM »
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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2010, 04:49:07 PM »
 :rotflmao: I remember that, i watched it on Around the Web on Attack of the Show, i instantly went to youtube.

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2010, 04:54:12 PM »
Can i post two


Ill make the writing small
1.Worst Case Scenario By The Hoosiers
You got out the wrong side of bed and liked it
The only love you get is unrequited
Mourning Monday all week longs is not healthy
But being happy's only for the wealthy

You can’t see past the worst case scenario
You’d be happier instead if you'd stayed in bed
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile

Wallow in your miserable mess as you tend to
You’ve mastered looking unimpressed do I offend you?
Mourning Monday all week longs is not healthy
But being happy's only for the wealthy

You can’t see past the worst case scenario
You’d be happier instead if you'd stayed in bed
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
 
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile

You can’t see past the worst case scenario
You be happier instead if you'd stayed in bed
You can’t see the worst case scenario
You'd be happier instead if you'd stayed in bed

I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile
I pray one day I live to see you break a smile

And 
Hot for Teacher by Van Halen
Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
**** man!

Uh!
Oh yeah!

T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa

Uh!

Ooo-oo-ooo

I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin' this weekend?) I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed!
Ooh-yeah!

I've got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher!

Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!


Whoa!
Oh! Ooh, yes I'm hot
Wow!

Oh my God!
Woo!


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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 05:06:50 PM »
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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 06:23:25 PM »
Hang the Pope-Nuclear Assault

Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang him with a ****ing rope
Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck and hang him till he's dead
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang him with a ****ing rope
Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck and hang him till he's ****ing dead

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 06:51:05 PM »
Hang the Pope-Nuclear Assault

Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang him with a ****ing rope
Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck and hang him till he's dead
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang the Pope hang the Pope hang the Pope
Hang him with a ****ing rope
Let's go to the Vatican, get him out of bed
Put the noose around his neck and hang him till he's ****ing dead

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 06:58:59 PM »
Do I win?

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2010, 04:55:23 PM »
What's the point of this thread? Posting the lyrics of any song we like?
If so...



Pentagram (chile) - Demoniac Possession

Exorcised by a high priest
Your body writhes in pain
Possessed by seven demons
Which are conjured away

As he speaks the holy words
Your limbs contract an ache
Unhuman growls escape your throat
You can't expel this plague

The crucifix touches your head
It lacerates the flesh
Your face is horribly deformed
Your skin darkens and smells

Holy Water burns your skin
The torment's in your eyes
Your twisted flesh starts to rot
Though you are still alive

Floating high in the air
Held by demon's hand
Invisible force from below
Enslaving mortal men

Endless wisdom in his words
Predict and reveal
Visionary eyes
To wish nothing conceals

Tormenting creatures of god
Demons bring misery and pain

Paradise they have lost
Sacrifice in heaven's name

Possession of helpless souls
Transgression of their reign

Six demons have left the shell
Forced by holiness
Falling again into hell
Land of evil reign

The mightiest demons will not go
Until your body's dead
To take your soul into the fire
Which burns for evermore

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2010, 10:37:21 AM »
Still Alive
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2010, 10:42:07 AM »
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny

Video comes with sing-along!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Nqguav6nE&feature=related#

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Re: Song lyrics
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2010, 10:44:58 AM »
CNR

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal
And excreted diamonds every day
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
But you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway

Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
I'm tellin' you the man was insane
He could rip out your beatin' heart
And show it to you right before you died
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
Give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
Giddyup, Gene!

Ninja warrior, master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his very own line at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya

Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
As a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
With an engine block strapped to his back
He could eat more frozen waffles
Than any other man I know
Once he fell off the Chrysler building
And he barely even stubbed his toe
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
Didn't even hurt

Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
But he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
If you didn't treat him like a star
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
No no no
Talkin' bout CNR
Ohh


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