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Re: Cats
« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2012, 03:15:55 PM »
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Re: Cats
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2012, 03:18:20 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

Offline Philippa

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Re: Cats
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2012, 03:25:12 PM »
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Re: Cats
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2012, 03:26:10 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2012, 03:27:34 PM »
cats make me sneezy
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Re: Cats
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2012, 04:31:32 PM »
Quote from: haz on February 27, 2012, 03:27:34 PM
cats make me sneezy
The same with ty4er, asumming he wasn't lying to me =P

I had two cats, one was a lazy, fat good-for nothing, although he was adorable =3

Oh, and he had only one eye. And the other had only 3 legs. D:
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Re: Cats
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2012, 04:52:05 PM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on February 27, 2012, 04:31:32 PM
I had two cats, one was a lazy, fat good-for nothing, although he was adorable =3

Oh, and he had only one eye.

I had a cat with one eye. His name was Willy. I used to post statuses on Facebook saying "Currently petting one-eyed Willy." and sh** just to **** with people. Until I explained that Willy was a one-eyed cat. :laughing

He got hit by a car, though. I assume he was blind-sided... Literally.
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Re: Cats
« Reply #27 on: February 27, 2012, 06:08:24 PM »
I wasnt allowed to get a cat... So I built a robot...
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Re: Cats
« Reply #28 on: February 29, 2012, 10:06:31 AM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on February 27, 2012, 04:31:32 PM
Quote from: haz on February 27, 2012, 03:27:34 PM
cats make me sneezy
The same with ty4er, asumming he wasn't lying to me =P
wait when did i tell you that? :P

anyway i have special cats that dont make me sneezy
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Re: Cats
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 10:51:40 AM »
As a proper bad guy, I like cats.

My uncle and aunt have two cats, but I go and pick up the male younger one (which is far friendlier than his mother) every time I see him. And they go in our house sometimes as well.

That cat is almost unnaturally friendly. And fat. And kittenish, but he tends to be adorable as well.

Will post a pic if he comes in my room.
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Re: Cats
« Reply #30 on: March 01, 2012, 11:39:34 AM »


My kitty cat <3

The one eyed one =3
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Re: Cats
« Reply #31 on: March 01, 2012, 12:29:00 PM »
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Re: Cats
« Reply #32 on: March 01, 2012, 03:02:42 PM »
All the pics i took from my favorite cat are either blurry or uninteresting. Is he trolling or what ?
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Re: Cats
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2012, 03:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Naryar on March 01, 2012, 03:02:42 PM
All the pics i took from my favorite cat are either blurry or uninteresting. Is he trolling or what ?
Cats have an uncanny ability to piss you off, but make it look like they're not trying =P
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Re: Cats
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2012, 03:24:38 PM »
Quote from: smashysmashy on March 01, 2012, 11:39:34 AM
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My kitty cat <3

The one eyed one =3
thats one big pussy
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2012, 07:56:38 PM »
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Re: Cats
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2012, 01:27:25 AM »
Quote from: 090901 on March 01, 2012, 07:56:38 PM
Quote from: Mr. AwesumSauce on March 01, 2012, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: smashysmashy on March 01, 2012, 11:39:34 AM
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My kitty cat <3

The one eyed one =3
thats one big pussy
can i rub your pussy
If you mean his tummy, I do that all the time =P
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Re: Cats
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2012, 02:15:28 PM »
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How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2012, 02:20:27 PM »
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Re: Cats
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2012, 03:13:24 PM »
Dudes, he's male. You don't want to rub cat's testes, do you?
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