Asperger's Syndrome

[Scorpion]

I believe in God and Satan as well. Heck I'v had some run ins with demons, not fun.

O.k, care to explain what happened?

[Hydro]

Ever have a thought of suicide? That's caused by a demon.

[Scorpion]

Ever have a thought of suicide? That's caused by a demon.

How is that caused by a demon?

[NFX]

It is caused by your collosal lack of self-esteem that you don't want to admit to. =P

[Little lost bot]

I believe in God and Satan as well. Heck I'v had some run ins with demons, not fun.

O.k, care to explain what happened?

You want me to tell you of one of them? Alright have you ever bin pushed into your bed when your laying face down? If your in the position you could end up suffocating. Lucky my head was off to the side so I could still breath but the pressure was there. Heck my body is getting shaky as recall this. Any way as the pressure continued the deeper I went into the bed. The worst part of it is the it almost froze my body, I could not move a inch all I could do was think thats it. It went away when my moms alarm clock went and the bed springs pushed me back up to the level I normally go to. I got up and every mussel in my body felt like it was twitching after that. No it was not a dream. I know because my eyes were open and when it went away I went out into the hall way in my place.

Would you like another encounter?

[Hydro]

It is caused by your collosal lack of self-esteem that you don't want to admit to. =P

...Lack of self esteem? I think very highly of myself, thank you. I mean hell, I can modify my PC with a hammer and duct tape and it will turn out better than before!


@LLB: Holy sh**.

[Scorpion]

I believe in God and Satan as well. Heck I'v had some run ins with demons, not fun.

O.k, care to explain what happened?

You want me to tell you of one of them? Alright have you ever bin pushed into your bed when your laying face down? If your in the position you could end up suffocating. Lucky my head was off to the side so I could still breath but the pressure was there. Heck my body is getting shaky as recall this. Any way as the pressure continued the deeper I went into the bed. The worst part of it is the it almost froze my body, I could not move a inch all I could do was think thats it. It went away when my moms alarm clock went and the bed springs pushed me back up to the level I normally go to. I got up and every mussel in my body felt like it was twitching after that. No it was not a dream. I know because my eyes were open and when it went away I went out into the hall way in my place.

Would you like another encounter?

There's usually a reasonable explanation for such things.
Plus demons wanting to kill you doesn't make much sence by bible lore really.
Infact, there could still be a god, i'll admit that, but frankly if he exists, he can still shove his religion where the sun don't shine.

[Little lost bot]

I believe in God and Satan as well. Heck I'v had some run ins with demons, not fun.

O.k, care to explain what happened?

You want me to tell you of one of them? Alright have you ever bin pushed into your bed when your laying face down? If your in the position you could end up suffocating. Lucky my head was off to the side so I could still breath but the pressure was there. Heck my body is getting shaky as recall this. Any way as the pressure continued the deeper I went into the bed. The worst part of it is the it almost froze my body, I could not move a inch all I could do was think thats it. It went away when my moms alarm clock went and the bed springs pushed me back up to the level I normally go to. I got up and every mussel in my body felt like it was twitching after that. No it was not a dream. I know because my eyes were open and when it went away I went out into the hall way in my place.

Would you like another encounter?

There's usually a reasonable explanation for such things.
Plus demons wanting to kill you doesn't make much sence by bible lore really.
[/size]Infact, there could still be a god, i'll admit that, but frankly if he exists, he can still shove his religion where the sun don't shine.

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[/size]How so? Demons no wait Satan him self tried to get Jesus to bow down to him, to get him to sin. Demons [/size]aren't[/size] the smartest ones around. You would know that if you ever [/size]dealt[/size] with them. They want to mess me up. They [/size]almost[/size] always start to show when: I'm getting better grades, when I doing better at [/size]controlling[/size] my anger issues, when I helping a [/size]friends[/size] through a tough time.

[/size]I'v had a demon give me a night [/size]mare[/size] have my cat wake me then find that my foot is freezing! switch feet and now the other one it freezing. A demon was sitting on my bed. When me and my mom banished it it smiled at me! I remember that smile and will [/size]almost[/size] never forget it.

Edit: skip the text size crap!

[Scorpion]

Erm, right.
Sorry, it just all seems like fairies and fantasys to me.

The problem of evil is far too big a problem to believe in religion anyway.

[Naryar]

Well, it seems some people just refer to magical thought as a lifesaving buoy when their logic fails to grasp and understand their problems.

[Little lost bot]

Well its up to you if you want to believe it. I can't make you, I hope you just don't have find out the hard way.

[Scorpion]

Well, it seems some people just refer to magical thought as a lifesaving buoy when their logic fails to grasp and understand their problems.

Yep, that seems to be what's happened.

And don't worry LLB, if I see a demon at the end of my bed i'll get him a drink and maybe do a bargain for power with him 

[Little lost bot]

Nice to see this is all a joke.

[Hydro]

Oh yeah, I remember another example.

One time I pulled a muscle in my neck, and my mother (this was before she died) had me come to the church. A group of nice old ladies (including my mother) prayed for me and I was instantly healed.

[Scorpion]

From mental illneses to god and religion, oh the irony is going to kill me.

[Little lost bot]

Oh yeah, I remember another example.

One time I pulled a muscle in my neck, and my mother (this was before she died) had me come to the church. A group of nice old ladies (including my mother) prayed for me and I was instantly healed.

Well glade you had a good experience.

[Hydro]

And then there was the time I was helping a friend not commit suicide. We were praying for him and he survived drinking a bottle and a half of Everclear.

[Scorpion]

Make a thread about all these "miracles" then, this thread has been way offtopic for a while now.

[Little lost bot]

And then there was the time I was helping a friend not commit suicide. We were praying for him and he survived drinking a bottle and a half of Everclear.

Prayer does have power. My Grandma is still alive even after she had canser(sorry can remember and spell check not working with me) and was sent home to die. I could put you in contacted if you want proof.

[Hydro]

Nah, I believe you.