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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2013, 03:53:17 PM »
37: One of my insecurities - I am a fat bastard.
could be worse

I could be a fat bastard with herpes.

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2013, 03:56:18 PM »
37: One of my insecurities - I am a fat bastard.
could be worse

I could be a fat bastard with herpes.
You could go through a day where everyone touches the tip of their index finger to their thumb and say "Your wrist is so tiny! I could fit 3 fingers in this gap!"

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2013, 03:58:39 PM »
20: What I hate most about myself: i wish i was taller

Lanky bugger.


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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2013, 05:05:40 PM »
goldenfox how idiotic do you have to be to post porn on there

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2013, 05:10:50 PM »
I'm guessing he made the mistake I did and thought this was in the non-filtered section.

I dropped so many f-bombs in my post before I realised this wasn't Chatterbox or Playground.

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #45 on: June 23, 2013, 05:17:16 PM »

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #46 on: June 23, 2013, 05:23:22 PM »
Yeah Lily Allen is hot.

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #47 on: June 23, 2013, 06:11:27 PM »
0: Height: around 5.57ft
naryar y u so short

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #48 on: June 23, 2013, 06:56:37 PM »
goldenfox how idiotic do you have to be to post porn on there
i don't get why you leave the porn there instead of deleting it.

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2013, 09:40:30 PM »
0: Height:  like 5'11"
1: Age: 22
2: Shoe size: 13 (American)
3: Do you smoke? No
4: Do you drink? Some
5: Do you take drugs? No
6: Age you get mistaken for: Uh... 21?
7: Have tattoos? No
8: Want any tattoos? Not really.
9: Got any piercings? No
10: Want any piercings? No
11: Best friend? Depends on the day.
12: Relationship status: Engaged
13: Biggest turn ons: Confidence
14: Biggest turn offs: Drug use.
15: Favorite movie: Hell if I know
16: I’ll love you if: You give good head, I guess.
17: Someone you miss: My cousin that just died.
18: Most traumatic experience: None come to mind.
19: A fact about your personality: I act like a retard, but don't let that fool you.
20: What I hate most about myself: That I didn't go to college.
21: What I love most about myself: My huge cock.
22: What I want to be when I get older: Alive.
23: My relationship with my sibling(s): Decent
24: My relationship with my parent(s): Decent
25: My idea of a perfect date: Dirt track racing.
26: My biggest pet peeves: Ignorance and arrogance.
27: A description of the person I like the most: Me, myself and I.
28: A description of the person I dislike the most: See above.
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: To keep the sh** from hitting the fan.
30: What I hate the most about work: the monotony.
31: What my last text message says: "Thx man"
32: What words upset me the most: "Races are cancelled."
33: What words make me feel the best about myself: Talent
34: What I find attractive in women: Confidence, intelligence, and a woman's hair. The way a woman has her hair done can make or break her looks.
35: What I find attractive in men: BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS
36: Where I would like to live: Under a roof.
37: One of my insecurities: Teeth
38: My childhood career choice: Factory worker or general laborer. I was never very ambitious, but hey, at least it came true.
39: My favorite ice cream flavor: Depends on the day.
40: Who I wish I could be: Ron Jeremy
41: Where I want to be right now: Getting laid.
42: The last thing I ate: A marshmallow.
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Depends on the day.
44: A random fact about anything: For a CB radio to work at it's full potential, the standing wave ratio (SWR) of the antenna must be set between 1.0 and 1.5 when measured on an SWR meter.

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2013, 10:14:34 PM »
An insight into what conglomeration of irrelevant occurences pass for my life.
 
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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #51 on: June 23, 2013, 11:26:31 PM »
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #52 on: June 25, 2013, 12:46:46 AM »
0: Height
5'8" or so.

1: Age
24, 25 in August.

2: Shoe size
9-9.5, US

3: Do you smoke?
Occasionally. Mostly just shisha from a hookah.

4: Do you drink?
A couple of drinks a week.

5: Do you take drugs?
Not often.

6: Age you get mistaken for
People assume I'm younger than I am.

7: Have tattoos?
Not currently.

8: Want any tattoos?
Yes, I want to get this on my bicep.
http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Black-Sabbath-Fallen-Angel.gif

9: Got any piercings?
Not currently.

10: Want any piercings?
I'm interested in getting my ears pierced.

11: Best friend?
I won't give his name, but we've known each other for at least 15 years, and have been best friends throughout most of that. Great guy.

12: Relationship status
Single, unfortunately. I really need to free up some time in my life and find a companion.

13: Biggest turn ons
Laughing at my jokes.

14: Biggest turn offs
Bigotry, I guess.

15: Favorite movie
Oh, uh... I have a few, so I'll just say Ed Wood, the biopic by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp.

16: I’ll love you if...
We click? I don't know.

17: Someone you miss
I often miss my family, but I'm currently "back home", so nobody at the moment, really. I guess a couple of my friends I haven't seen in a while.

18: Most traumatic experience
Nothing too bad, really. I guess any time I see people fight. It makes me sad to see relationships devolve to that point.

19: A fact about your personality
While I frequently criticize others, I criticize myself far more internally.

20: What I hate most about myself
I don't really hate anything about myself.

21: What I love most about myself
I strive for perfection and usually produce high quality stuff.

22: What I want to be when I get older
Ha! That's the thing. I don't really know. I would love to write short stories and/or poetry. Since there isn't much money in that sort of thing, I'll probably get my MFA (Master of Fine Arts) and teach some writing courses at a college somewhere.

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
Growing up, my older brother and I never really got along. These days, we don't talk much, which keeps us on pretty good terms with each other. When I see him, we usually talk about movies and stuff.

My little sister recently had a kid. We talk fairly often. She was the first family member I "came out" to.

24: My relationship with my parent(s)
My parents treat me less like their child and more like a peer. I've just never really needed them to be parents to me, I guess. I prefer to be independent, and they respect that.

25: My idea of a perfect date
We make and eat dinner together, and then we watch a movie with a glass (or more) of wine.

26: My biggest pet peeves
Poor grammar, I suppose.

27: A description of the person I like the most
I had a huge "thing" for this one guy for a really long time. I realized, however, that I was wasting my time on something that will never be. (Even if something between us ever were to develop, the relationship wouldn't last very long, nor would it have been very fun.)

28: A description of the person I dislike the most
Nobody currently fits that description.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
I lied to my best friend when he previously got engaged. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I thought it was a terrible idea. And I was right. They broke up shortly after.

30: What I hate the most about work/school
Losing out on sleep.

31: What my last text message says
The last one I sent was, "Yep." I usually have more to say.

32: What words upset me the most
"Winningest." Ick!

33: What words make me feel the best about myself
Honest ones.

34: What I find attractive in women
I wish I could pull off yoga pants as well as women.

35: What I find attractive in men
I notice a pair of beautiful eyes first.

36: Where I would like to live
I like living in the Palouse. If I were to relocate, Portland, OR would be nice.

37: One of my insecurities
I never think that my writing is any good. Professors and classmates tell me otherwise, but I still worry that what I write is drivel.

38: My childhood career choice
I wanted to be a cartoonist.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor
Phish Food by Ben & Jerry's.

40: Who I wish I could be
I'm happy being me.

41: Where I want to be right now
My apartment, I guess. My parents' house (where I am now) has more food, but my place is more "me."

42: The last thing I ate
A piece of beef jerky.

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
I'm not good at these kinds of questions. Out of the A-list celebrities, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is pretty damn hot.

44: A random fact about anything
I used to be a "pudgier" fella. After high school, I lost 40 or so pounds of chub by eating better and getting out of the house more often. Despite being tiny, I still have body image issues. I don't starve myself or anything, but I certainly feel guilty when I eat certain things.
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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #53 on: June 25, 2013, 01:00:43 AM »
Do you take drugs: Not often?
Do you mean drugs drugs or medicinal drugs.
Oh I'll be doing some banging.......

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #54 on: June 25, 2013, 01:06:37 AM »
Do you take drugs: Not often?
Do you mean drugs drugs or medicinal drugs.
The fun stuff. Or medicines. The answer could apply to either.
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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2013, 01:07:47 AM »
i once OD on day qi

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2013, 05:09:49 PM »
Destroy your lives, on purpose!

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Re: Are you bored?
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2013, 05:12:53 PM »
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.