Author Topic: Andrew's dad banged my mom in the bathroom of a Denver Denny's (Read 1753 times)

Meganerdbomb · « **on:** January 16, 2015, 09:54:00 PM »

Apparently, that's how I was born.Turns out we're brothers. True Story. I just found out after I realized we had the same last name, and our dads are both named Joe.

R1885 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:10:46 AM »

All of my childhood questions, just got answered.

Naryar · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2015, 03:46:39 AM »

So, care to elaborate about your mythic entry into the world ?

Did you chew and spit out your umbilical cord as well and use babby hormones so all of the nurses would feed you ?

dezox · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2015, 09:11:50 AM »

that's nice honey

HurricaneAndrew · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:27:12 PM »

Apparently our dad was ****ing two chicks at the same time. My mom and his mom.

Avalanche · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2015, 12:36:48 PM »

Christ, was his penis a hydra?

kill343gs · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2015, 06:01:35 PM »

this explains a lot

toAst · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2016, 07:56:08 PM »

bumped because the thread title rules

Mr. AS · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2016, 08:00:40 PM »

who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh

ecolusian · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2016, 03:44:19 AM »

Quote from: Mr. AS on January 26, 2016, 08:00:40 PM

who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh

good point b0ss

The Red Blur · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2016, 07:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Mr. AS on January 26, 2016, 08:00:40 PM

who hasn't banged MNB's mom tbh

qft

EDIT: Hmm... Noticed some new salt direct from mnb him/her/themself!

Feast your eyes...

Meganerdbomb · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2016, 09:09:41 PM »

Just stating the fact that a virgin couldn't possibly have been with my mum.

ecolusian · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2016, 03:31:06 AM »

( one punch man for the win btw)

I find ironic for a guy (TRB) to act like he is above everyone around them, but then he goes and follows along with a mom joke

keep it classy buddy

"who is a bigger fool, the fool or the fool that follows him?.... or the fool that follows the fool who followed the fool

The Red Blur · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2016, 04:37:39 AM »

Seriously? All I did was put THREE LETTERS, to show that I agreed with a post. Plus- when have I said that I am above everyone? When did I even ACT that way? Being arrogant and being self-obsessed are two VERY different things.

ecolusian · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2016, 06:14:20 AM »

Quote from: The Red Blur on January 28, 2016, 04:37:39 AM

Seriously? All I did was put THREE LETTERS, to show that I agreed with a post. Plus- when have I said that I am above everyone? When did I even ACT that way? Being arrogant and being self-obsessed are two VERY different things.

you've never explicitly said it but you always argue with the veterans and admins of this place like you know better and frankly you make an ass of yourself, you even do it on Skype! just stop having a go at moderators, there only telling you these things so that you don't get banned and to keep things running smoothly. (you a good person irl dude but online you become a pain in the ass!)

toAst · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:01:38 AM »

the pointing it out and writing heckva words about it like whenev possible turning it into a terrible debate for pages is imo more annoying than red himself so can we just nip that in the bud right here

toAst · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:03:40 AM »

hah i got a spam neg from as too for saying wen yan robot noob is cool or something. i wear it with pride. cause hes heckuva cool

toAst · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:05:16 AM »

can i get some raunchy details about the sex i want to know everything

The Red Blur · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:23:27 AM »

well, it was a cold, dark winter's night...

toAst · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:28:06 AM »

andrews dad ordered the steak skillet, hes a man, he likes it spicy, and he likes to show it off. just swinging that big ass dick around. metaphorically speaking, so far.... megas mom likes to keep fit. she ordered a ceasar salad, zesty, healthy, eating one leaf at a time... so coy...