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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2013, 10:55:12 AM »
A haiku, I call it Banhammer.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2013, 01:57:20 PM »
How about some futurist percussive poetry?

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2013, 02:02:12 PM »
ooh this looks fun

uuuuuuuh

I went to the shop
To get some chips
And then i got shot
In my dangly bits

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2013, 02:19:33 PM »


Everybody loves Blackadder.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2013, 02:42:59 PM »
Bitches ain't sh** but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the **** out after you're done
Then I hops in my coupe to make a quick run


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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2013, 02:48:15 PM »
EDIT: WOW YOU GAIZ HAVE CENSORS NAO?


I wish it would censor unfunny too.
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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2013, 03:04:46 PM »
Alcohol, pussy and weed.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2013, 03:05:41 PM »
ok fine, that's the way you play it
If what you say is true, I'm gonna say it
This is the chatterbox
Ya can't do shít
Complain all you want
This has no wit
Wait, is that Naryar? With his justice fist?
I better run, before I get on the ban list
I'm out of breath and my nose is runny
All I can say is this poem was goddamn u*****y

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2013, 03:24:22 PM »
Scunthorpe.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2013, 03:31:13 PM »
EDIT: WOW YOU GAIZ HAVE CENSORS NAO?


I wish it would censor unfunny too.
its perfectly ok though! because hes being unfunny ironically and le trolling all of gtm, haha lelelel ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) xd xd.
How you make Alarm Clock Pizza is:
Step 1: You buy an alarm clock from the store, and then you have to break it and put it in the sauce.
Step 2: Fold the sauce in 5 slices and put it in the dough.
Step 3: Paint the eggs with a pitcher of a clock showing what time you want to wake up and eat pizza for breakfast.
Step 4: Put the eggs in the dough.
Step 5: Make it flat into a round shape and draw the time you want on it.
Step 6: Put some old steel to prevent other peple from stealing it.
Step 7: Make it flat and cut into 60 slices 1 for each minute in 1 our.
Step 8: Put in the oven set the timer to 30048813.2884 seconds and put the temperature on 'Volcano' setting.
Step 9: If you think it is take to long, then get yor alarm clock and set it to now so that it will ring and you can take it out.
Step 10: Take it out uv the uvin wen it is redy and go to bed. In the morning eat pizza and also eat yor hands bi mistake.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2013, 03:43:23 PM »
Your life sounds really fun I'm jel

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2013, 03:48:08 PM »
EDIT: WOW YOU GAIZ HAVE CENSORS NAO?


I wish it would censor unfunny too.
its perfectly ok though! because hes being unfunny ironically and le trolling all of gtm, haha lelelel ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ° ͜ʖ ͡°) xd xd.
lololol master ruseman

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2013, 09:42:43 PM »
Lil Ugly Mane – Lean Got Me ****ed Up

[Hook] X 6
Purple lean
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up

[Verse 1: Lil Ugly Mane]
I'm a project ghost, I'm a hood apparition
Murder on my mind; money is my mission
Dro I been smokin', Grams I been sniffin'
All black attire with the lean that I'm sippin'
I'm a boss, I'mma put you in the cemetary
Picture of my middle finger next to your obituary
Illegal operations, my guns is military
Need no ground business, my constituents is visionary
Never disrespect me unless you wanna die
I could roll to yo hood in a short drive
Blow yo mother****in' dome with a .45
Snatch yo bitch at the club, leave you mortified
Playa that's whats up
Playa pass that cup
This purple lean has got yo' boy feelin' so ****ed up

[Hook] X 4

[Verse 2: Lil Ugly Mane]
I be leanin'
Codeine demon
Ugly mane posted up, black diamonds gleamin'
Pocket full of clips, that's bananas
Shoot the bandana off of any ho that want that Anna
This ain't a posse cut, Playa it's just me
And you don't want that Ugly Mane, playa trust me
Man I'm ****ed up, on that purple lean
'Bout to show this ****in' trick what murder means
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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2013, 01:09:34 AM »
you should team up with massimov for extra swag

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2013, 06:16:40 PM »
you should team up with massimov for extra swag
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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2013, 06:43:31 PM »
you should team up with massimov for extra swag
Lil Ugly Mane – Lean Got Me ****ed Up

[Hook] X 6
Purple lean
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up

[Verse 1: Lil Ugly Mane]
I'm a project ghost, I'm a hood apparition
Murder on my mind; money is my mission
Dro I been smokin', Grams I been sniffin'
All black attire with the lean that I'm sippin'
I'm a boss, I'mma put you in the cemetary
Picture of my middle finger next to your obituary
Illegal operations, my guns is military
Need no ground business, my constituents is visionary
Never disrespect me unless you wanna die
I could roll to yo hood in a short drive
Blow yo mother****in' dome with a .45
Snatch yo bitch at the club, leave you mortified
Playa that's whats up
Playa pass that cup
This purple lean has got yo' boy feelin' so ****ed up

[Hook] X 4

[Verse 2: Lil Ugly Mane]
I be leanin'
Codeine demon
Ugly mane posted up, black diamonds gleamin'
Pocket full of clips, that's bananas
Shoot the bandana off of any ho that want that Anna
This ain't a posse cut, Playa it's just me
And you don't want that Ugly Mane, playa trust me
Man I'm ****ed up, on that purple lean
'Bout to show this ****in' trick what murder means
Yo Mutha****in Nigma...
I gotch you homie...

Yo yo yo...

Can't stop me, no you can't stop me
Can't stop me, no you can't stop me

Can't stop me, no you can't stop me
I raise supreme, the king, I'm so BAD
I know I seem concrete and innocent
Can't mistake I dissolve in all the adrenaline
My soul and I won't stop at any man before I ride till the end
My friend a real champion
Time is tickin I might explode
I have no options my time to blow
No patience move or get rolled
Cause in the end y'all want em here so let's go
So let's go........ So let's, so let's go

Can't stop me no you can't stop me
Can't stop me no you can't stop me

I'm not a full slide don't let em in
Gotta beg safe for those that need medicine
At this point, I strike hard and venomous
Pull forward, charge I'm smokin mas venopit
I know I seem calm, cool, innocent
Can't mistake I dissolve in all the adrenaline
My soul and I won't stop at any man
Ride to the end, my friend a real champion
Cause in the end, y'all want em here so you can't stop me

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2013, 01:21:54 PM »
you should team up with massimov for extra swag
Lil Ugly Mane – Lean Got Me ****ed Up

[Hook] X 6
Purple lean
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up
Got me ****ed up

[Verse 1: Lil Ugly Mane]
I'm a project ghost, I'm a hood apparition
Murder on my mind; money is my mission
Dro I been smokin', Grams I been sniffin'
All black attire with the lean that I'm sippin'
I'm a boss, I'mma put you in the cemetary
Picture of my middle finger next to your obituary
Illegal operations, my guns is military
Need no ground business, my constituents is visionary
Never disrespect me unless you wanna die
I could roll to yo hood in a short drive
Blow yo mother****in' dome with a .45
Snatch yo bitch at the club, leave you mortified
Playa that's whats up
Playa pass that cup
This purple lean has got yo' boy feelin' so ****ed up

[Hook] X 4

[Verse 2: Lil Ugly Mane]
I be leanin'
Codeine demon
Ugly mane posted up, black diamonds gleamin'
Pocket full of clips, that's bananas
Shoot the bandana off of any ho that want that Anna
This ain't a posse cut, Playa it's just me
And you don't want that Ugly Mane, playa trust me
Man I'm ****ed up, on that purple lean
'Bout to show this ****in' trick what murder means
Yo Mutha****in Nigma...
I gotch you homie...

Yo yo yo...

Can't stop me, no you can't stop me
Can't stop me, no you can't stop me

Can't stop me, no you can't stop me
I raise supreme, the king, I'm so BAD
I know I seem concrete and innocent
Can't mistake I dissolve in all the adrenaline
My soul and I won't stop at any man before I ride till the end
My friend a real champion
Time is tickin I might explode
I have no options my time to blow
No patience move or get rolled
Cause in the end y'all want em here so let's go
So let's go........ So let's, so let's go

Can't stop me no you can't stop me
Can't stop me no you can't stop me

I'm not a full slide don't let em in
Gotta beg safe for those that need medicine
At this point, I strike hard and venomous
Pull forward, charge I'm smokin mas venopit
I know I seem calm, cool, innocent
Can't mistake I dissolve in all the adrenaline
My soul and I won't stop at any man
Ride to the end, my friend a real champion
Cause in the end, y'all want em here so you can't stop me

2 Chainz – I'm Different

Mustard on the beat!
I'm different, yeah I'm different
I'm different, yeah I'm different
I'm different, yeah I'm different
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing
Middle finger up to my competition
I'm different, yeah I'm different
I'm different, yeah I'm different
I'm different, yeah I'm different
Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing

[Verse 1]
Pull up to the scene, but my roof gone
When I leave the scene, bet your boo gone
And I beat the pussy like a new song
2 Chainz but I got me a few on
Everything hot, skip lukewarm
Tell shawty to bust it open, Uncle Luke on
Got the present for the present and a gift wrapping
I don't feel good, but my trigger happy
But the stripper happy, but they wish they had me
And I wish a nigga would, like a kitchen cabinet
And me and you are cut from a different fabric
I ****ed her so good it's a bad habit
Bitch sit down, you got a bad atti'
Gave her the wrong number and a bad addy
You ain't going nowhere like a bad navi
Ass so big, I told her to look back at it
Look back it, look back it
Then put a fat rabbit on the Craftmatic
I am so high...attic
I am so high like an...addict

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
2 Chainz got your girl on the celly
And when I get off the celly
I made her meet at the telly
When she meet at the telly
I put it straight in her belly
When it go in the belly, it ain't sh** you can tell me
Hair long, money long
Me and broke niggas we don't get along
Hair long, money long
Me and broke niggas we don't get along
I paid a thousand dollars for my sneakers
Ye told ya, a 100k for a feature
Eee-err Eee-err, sound of the bed
Beat it up, beat it up, then I get some head
Well I might get some head, then I beat it up
I don't give a ****, switch it up, nigga live it up
Yeah it's going down, so get up
Might valet park a Brinks truck

[Hook]
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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2013, 02:00:21 PM »
Forfeit the game
Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame
And puts your name to shame
Cover up your face
You can't run the race
The pace is too fast
You just won't last

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2013, 02:37:34 PM »
I was gettin' some head.
Gettin', gettin' some head.
I was gettin' some head.
Gettin', gettin' some head.
I was gettin' some head.
Gettin', gettin' some head.
You the kinda girl that makes my toes pop.

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Re: poetry with reier
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2013, 03:51:29 PM »
Feast thine eyes on my latest poetry portfolio:

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