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Off-Topic => Real Robotics => Real Robotics Discussion => Topic started by: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:15:02 PM
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Basically, describe a bot in the funniest way possible.
For Example:
Sgt. Bash: A fat guy who ate too many cookies when he was a child and turned into a fat green weirdo with Hepatitis B.
Shunt: A solid steel axe made out of cardboard, and a chassis made out of paper, this is the ultimate destoy-Actually, why did we make thi-
Dead Metal: We threw a bunch of peices of steel together and out came a robot. Cuz, y'know, we're like that.
Matilda: IT'S MADE OUT OF BLOODY POLYCARBONATE. WHEN BOTS AROUND HERE ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL. WHAT. THE. HELL.
Chassius Chrome: The most epic bot ever made ever. It has boxing gloves... And... Uh... Stuff...
Growler: It's a dog coated in tin foil! Yaaaaay!
Sir Killalot: We stole a Barbie jeep and combined it with a dead corpse, and out came this... thing. Also, tracks. Look at them. Oh yeah.
Mr Psycho: We took Sir Killalot, rusty metal, that broken spoon under your bed and a load of Mentorn execs, AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT!
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I hope I'm doing this right. This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.
"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis. There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device. All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd. We call it The Creature."
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I hope I'm doing this right. This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.
"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis. There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device. All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd. We call it The Creature."
You're doing it right.
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Ripper: "Enormous Kitchen Spatula"
Hypno-Disc: "Best Lawnmower Ever"
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Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the heck does it stooop...?'
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Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the heck does it stooop...?'
I think that's an incredibly optimistic analysis of what would happen if the handlers of a 100-KG metal-shredding machine got drunk.
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My robot is inspired by the time I panicked because a spider was eating my block of cheese.
*guess*
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Panic Attack. You shouldn't have put the operative word in the clue.
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Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.
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Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.
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My fighting strategy is impale other robot on big pointy stick...
Edit: Somehow I thought this was a guess the robot type game. :P
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Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?
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Fixed for ya Joe.
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Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?
Read the thread aloud with a Transylvanian accent. That should make it a little funnier.
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Ziggo-
I can has metal? lol
tired, its 1am over here
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Biohazard: If you touch me, you get H1N1.
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Thermidor 2:Pussycat fur,a lobster,radioactive waste,and look at this,its the result!
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Razer: A razer on steroids that rather than heling your beard it kills you.
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Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.
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Growler:The heavy meets his match.OR:OM NOM NOM NOM.
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Mr.Pyscho: Retarted mental patient has ESCAPED!
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Tornado: I'm gunna push you 'til summit breaks!
Razer: Omnomnomnom
101: Poke!
Diotoir: Up the middle with smoke!
Chaos 2: Flip, flip, flip ah crap I'm on my back!
Typhoon 2: F*** you arena wall!
Gravity: Get it over and done in 6 seconds flat!
Dantomkia: Twice British champion, no biggie, push em against a wall!
Stinger: Axle + Hammer = Profit.
Robot the Bruce: *Donk* Take that, wedge!
Its late, blame my brain, not me.
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I liked the Typhoon 2 one.
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Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.
Haha
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Tornado: Problem, Razer?
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Terrorhurtz:Axes make nice substitutes for rockets on a space ship,WHY HAS NASA NOT THOUGHT OF THIS?
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DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?
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DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?
Doing it wrong.
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Why?Im not good at this,so can you explain?
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Robot Wars Champions
Roadblock: **** He drove right over me
Panic Attack: FEAR MY LIFTING SPIKES OF DOOM MATILDA! Hey where'd my top go?
Chaos2: I am the House Bots Bane!
Razer:Danm it Tornado, GET IN THE PIT!
Tornado: My Anti-Razer Web will protect me... **** I'm stuck in the pit!
Typhhon 2: Take this bitc... **** I HIT THE ARENA WALL AGAIN!
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Razzler: I think Ian Lewis ways 'toying' with us on this one.
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RefBpot:If only the germany vs england match was in euro 2008,and if only refbot was the ref.
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Why would it matter if it was in the Euros that we didn't even qualify for?
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Just a joke.And looking,it seems you didnt get it.
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You fail at making jokes
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Twn Twrn: "It moves.........that's kind of it, really."
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Trident: SHINY!
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Terror Bull: "You can call me Ivan."
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Tornado: Problem, Razer?
Trollnado?
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New Cruelty: It pushes stuff.
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Atomic: Fighting us was a little mistake
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Psychosprout: HAY GUISE WE MADE A GIANT SPROUT
amidoinitright
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War Machine:LOLWHEELS