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Off-Topic => Real Robotics => Real Robotics Discussion => Topic started by: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:15:02 PM

Title: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:15:02 PM
Basically, describe a bot in the funniest way possible.

For Example:

Sgt. Bash: A fat guy who ate too many cookies when he was a child and turned into a fat green weirdo with Hepatitis B.

Shunt: A solid steel axe made out of cardboard, and a chassis made out of paper, this is the ultimate destoy-Actually, why did we make thi-

Dead Metal: We threw a bunch of peices of steel together and out came a robot. Cuz, y'know, we're like that.

Matilda: IT'S MADE OUT OF BLOODY POLYCARBONATE. WHEN BOTS AROUND HERE ARE MADE OUT OF STEEL. WHAT. THE. HELL.

Chassius Chrome: The most epic bot ever made ever. It has boxing gloves... And... Uh... Stuff...

Growler: It's a dog coated in tin foil! Yaaaaay!

Sir Killalot: We stole a Barbie jeep and combined it with a dead corpse, and out came this... thing. Also, tracks. Look at them. Oh yeah.

Mr Psycho: We took Sir Killalot, rusty metal, that broken spoon under your bed and a load of Mentorn execs, AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT!
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 15, 2011, 05:26:21 PM
I hope I'm doing this right.  This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.

"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis.  There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device.  All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd.  We call it The Creature."
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:40:31 PM
I hope I'm doing this right.  This is more a paraphrasing of how the captain described his robot, and I found it funny.

"This is my robot it's just your run-of-the-mill circular chassis.  There's nothing inside except two pedestrian drive motors, a boring CO2 system and an incredibly normal lifting device.  All in all, it's a very plain robot that wouldn't at all stand out in a crowd.  We call it The Creature."

You're doing it right.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: NFX on June 15, 2011, 05:45:06 PM
Ripper: "Enormous Kitchen Spatula"

Hypno-Disc: "Best Lawnmower Ever"
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: FOTEPX on June 15, 2011, 05:49:22 PM
Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the heck does it stooop...?'
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 15, 2011, 06:13:12 PM
Me and Sparkey were just talking about if the Hypno-Disc team members got drunk. You could just see them in the pits, just staring at the disc wondering 'Where the heck does it stooop...?'

I think that's an incredibly optimistic analysis of what would happen if the handlers of a 100-KG metal-shredding machine got drunk.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Sparkey98 on June 15, 2011, 08:16:04 PM
My robot is inspired  by the time I panicked  because a spider was eating my block of cheese.



*guess*
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 15, 2011, 08:23:32 PM
Panic Attack.  You shouldn't have put the operative word in the clue.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Badnik96 on June 15, 2011, 09:14:00 PM
Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Sparkey98 on June 15, 2011, 09:37:01 PM
Nightmare- We got bored of seeing things like Biohazard, so we made a ZOMG HUGE FREAKING DISC BLADE THING WITH WHEELS instead.


(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/85035nowantp1.gif)
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: SKBT on June 15, 2011, 09:50:39 PM
My fighting strategy is impale other robot on big pointy stick...

Edit: Somehow I thought this was a guess the robot type game. :P
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: JoeBlo on June 15, 2011, 10:18:00 PM
Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?
Title: Re: Unfunny 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Enigm@ on June 15, 2011, 10:19:37 PM
Fixed for ya Joe.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: SKBT on June 15, 2011, 10:24:50 PM
Im sorry but when does this thread get to the "Humorous' bit?

Read the thread aloud with a Transylvanian accent. That should make it a little funnier.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Badnik96 on June 15, 2011, 11:52:49 PM
Ziggo-

I can has metal? lol

tired, its 1am over here
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: TriTon on June 16, 2011, 12:05:49 AM
Biohazard: If you touch me, you get H1N1.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 16, 2011, 04:18:19 PM
Thermidor 2:Pussycat fur,a lobster,radioactive waste,and look at this,its the result!
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: GroudonRobotWars on June 16, 2011, 04:19:32 PM
Razer: A razer on steroids that rather than heling your beard it kills you.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: GarvinTheGreat on June 16, 2011, 04:20:23 PM
Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 16, 2011, 04:25:14 PM
Growler:The heavy meets his match.OR:OM NOM NOM NOM.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: GarvinTheGreat on June 16, 2011, 04:27:04 PM
Mr.Pyscho: Retarted mental patient has ESCAPED!
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: SteveM4 on June 16, 2011, 04:30:53 PM
Tornado: I'm gunna push you 'til summit breaks!

Razer: Omnomnomnom

101: Poke!

Diotoir: Up the middle with smoke!

Chaos 2: Flip, flip, flip ah crap I'm on my back!

Typhoon 2: F*** you arena wall!

Gravity: Get it over and done in 6 seconds flat!

Dantomkia: Twice British champion, no biggie, push em against a wall!

Stinger: Axle + Hammer = Profit.

Robot the Bruce: *Donk* Take that, wedge!

Its late, blame my brain, not me.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: GarvinTheGreat on June 16, 2011, 04:33:43 PM
I liked the Typhoon 2 one.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Sparkey98 on June 16, 2011, 04:50:42 PM
Tornado: Eh never mind. We dont want a repeat of last time.


Haha
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: SteveM4 on June 16, 2011, 04:54:44 PM
Tornado: Problem, Razer?
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 18, 2011, 03:34:49 PM
Terrorhurtz:Axes make nice substitutes for rockets on a space ship,WHY HAS NASA NOT THOUGHT OF THIS?
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 18, 2011, 04:00:12 PM
DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Sparkey98 on June 18, 2011, 04:06:20 PM
DP.
Tan(Tough As Nails):Tactics?drive into pit release,grab bot,drop in pit.UMAD?

Doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 18, 2011, 04:09:55 PM
Why?Im not good at this,so can you explain?
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: GarvinTheGreat on June 18, 2011, 04:18:14 PM
Robot Wars Champions
Roadblock: **** He drove right over me
Panic Attack: FEAR MY LIFTING SPIKES OF DOOM MATILDA! Hey where'd my top go?
Chaos2: I am the House Bots Bane!
Razer:Danm it Tornado, GET IN THE PIT!
Tornado: My Anti-Razer Web will protect me... **** I'm stuck in the pit!
Typhhon 2: Take this bitc... **** I HIT THE ARENA WALL AGAIN!
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Natef on June 18, 2011, 04:20:36 PM
Razzler: I think Ian Lewis ways 'toying' with us on this one.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 18, 2011, 04:39:27 PM
RefBpot:If only the germany vs england match was in euro 2008,and if only refbot was the ref.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: G.K. on June 18, 2011, 04:42:18 PM
Why would it matter if it was in the Euros that we didn't even qualify for?
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Avalanche on June 18, 2011, 04:45:43 PM
Just a joke.And looking,it seems you didnt get it.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Sparkey98 on June 18, 2011, 05:43:11 PM
You fail at making jokes
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: NFX on June 18, 2011, 05:57:00 PM
Twn Twrn: "It moves.........that's kind of it, really."
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: SteveM4 on June 18, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
Trident: SHINY!
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 19, 2011, 10:54:56 AM
Terror Bull: "You can call me Ivan."
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: JoeBlo on June 19, 2011, 11:21:09 AM
Tornado: Problem, Razer?

Trollnado?

(https://gametechmods.com/uploads/images/67932trollnado.png)
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: HurricaneAndrew on June 19, 2011, 09:58:43 PM
New Cruelty: It pushes stuff.
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: Resetti's Replicas on June 19, 2011, 10:16:38 PM
Atomic: Fighting us was a little mistake
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: ty4er on June 20, 2011, 01:37:28 AM
Psychosprout: HAY GUISE WE MADE A GIANT SPROUT

amidoinitright
Title: Re: Humorous 'Bot Descriptions
Post by: lloopp D lloopp on June 20, 2011, 10:35:04 AM
War Machine:LOLWHEELS