"You know it's bad when you make the coroner hurl. That's because your mangled remains are the result of Diesector!"
"His down home Wisconsin upbringing is the reason he says please and thank you before and after every beating! Aw jeez. It's New Cruelty!"
"Like the United States Supreme Court, his word is final! Here comes The Judge!"
"Some bots say, do unto others, as you would have them do unto you. This one says, screw that! Here is Vladiator!"
"He would make a fine edition to the county coroner's office, except for the fact that he conducts autopsies while his subjects are still alive! Here is Dr. Inferno Jr.!"
"A great philosopher once said; "He harms himself, who does harm to another." What a load of crap! Wait 'til you see the harm caused by Techno Destructo!"
"For those who think the pen is mightier than the sword, write something nasty about this bot and see if he cries when he beats you senseless! CUAD the Crusher!"
