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Chatterbox / Re: wal ter
« on: November 26, 2015, 05:03:17 PM »
So, my rarest pepe is just a random bloke's face.
wal ter is not a random bloke

wal ter is a cRAZY sicilianu rebel

now **** off with your cringe

I didn't say that wal ter is a random bloke, I said my rarest pepe is a random bloke. -_-

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Chatterbox / Re: wal ter
« on: November 26, 2015, 01:43:59 AM »
Wow. A meme I haven't come across. I applaud you, good sir.
do you even meme?

Why, yes, I do. Then again, I'm not into the RARE memes. So, my rarest pepe is just a random bloke's face.

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Chatterbox / Re: wal ter
« on: November 25, 2015, 04:44:08 PM »
Wow. A meme I haven't come across. I applaud you, good sir.

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Challenge Board / Re: Red Blur Vs. NeighIAmACarrot (battle of the noobs)
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:29:52 AM »

Neither did I. Soz.

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Chatterbox / Re: Ecolusians sanctuary of dank memes
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:23:16 AM »
Ty for ignoring my message. Good to know you definitely have something constructive to say.

Didn't know I was supposed to reply. Sorry. I only have this, probably false, idea of the mods here because, frankly, both times I have been muted BS reasons were given. The first was "not keeping your mouth shut" when I bumped ONE chatterbox thread. The other was, for off-topic posting, which is fair enough, except it said I was warned several times, when I wasn't even warned once. That's probably why I think that.

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Chatterbox / Re: Ecolusians sanctuary of dank memes
« on: November 23, 2015, 04:46:59 PM »
One day it was the big day if the robot battlebots. It was the super heavywait division championship so Nightmare was about to square off with BioHazard. both bits were ready to duke it out in the box in there quest for the Golden NUt becus whoever wins the champeenship wins the Golden Nut.

"in the blue corener, wheighing in at 386 pounds...NIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTTMAAARREE" the anounser announced. Jim Smentowski, the operator of nightmare was reddy for an intense battle with bioHarzad but, he was not worried becasue he built Nightmare and made its' Disk of Death can spin at over 325 mph [4]. "and now! in the red corner the anouncer said, but then he was cut off. Some probaly unpaid intern ran up to hima nd said that biohazard is havenig technikal dificolties so the anouncer seaid he was having technical difficultyes.

BOOM! bOOM! the whole the arena shook and a huge fireball was shoot from the mouht of a ginat dragonn."it is I Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind." every one cheared becaus niv Miz is p much the best legendairy dragon from Magic :the Gatherign. "I have alway swanted to fight in the battelbot arena, but i was stuck in a card. Now i am here to fight. ALSo I destroyed bioharzad but he was a pusy aneway" and the crowds cheeerd. "alos my name in the box too be Jizz Midget the FIregrind" niv-Mizzett said and the corwd cheers again.

"in the Red corner, weiging in at 8,000 tons! JJIIIIIIIZZZZ! mmMMMMMMIIIIIIDDDGGEEEEETTTTT!" the thunderous roar of the croawd drowned out the anouncer as he "the FIIIYYAAAARGGRRIIIINNDAHH!" JIm smentoski was tried to stop the fight againt Nightmare becos he thought it wasnt fair since Jiz Midget didn't have a controler, but the referees alowwed it because they thot it had been a wile sense a robot got smashed to bits.

Then Bill Nye poped up nd sayd "these robuts are gonna hafto fight hard to get the Golden nut" "thanks Bill nie" the anounnce siad. "no prob" billNye said.

"The box is locked, the lihgts ar eon, its' robot fightin time!" said the other anouncer. Jizz Midget thrashed about in the box. eH could bearly fit becaus he was about 5000 pound sanyway. Nightmare kept tyring to grind Jizz with his desk of death, but Jizz miget was like yea right and was just blatsing his fireballs all over the place and making Nightmare draw cards. but then Nightmair "accidentally" hit Jizz Midgets' poon with his disk of death. Jizz's skin was like almost as rouhg as diemonds pretty much and it actualy felt like a massaging on her cilt. Nightmare alos got a little turnd on. Jizz miget was very horney and she started macking out nd licking Nitemare back with her forcked tung. The referees tryed to get the robots unstuck but it they were too deep in there maek out seshun and actually started to make sex too.

The crowd was sad they werent fighting but were stil intertaned and cheered a lot. Jizz Midget ahd no idea that besides being a heaviweight champ that Nightmare wuold also be a supreme lover. The bell rang at the end of the round, but the robuts will still "fighting". The refs called the match a three-way-tie and gave extra sexey points to biohazrad for gettin it's ass kicked by jizz Midget. Jizz Midget also thot biohaazrd was sexy and played disentomb to summon it back from the graveyard. Bio's mangled robot corpse was ready for lovemaking. the horney dragon and robot made sex to biohazards dead remains for a long time and were very tired at the end of it. "who knew a threeway tie could be so fun?" said Jizz Midget and they all laughed. Even Bill Nye.

[moverightfast][/moverightfast]

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Off-Topic Discussion / Re: Namechange?
« on: November 23, 2015, 04:44:02 PM »
If you ask an admin very nicely (e.g Trovaner) they can change your name to something different.

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Chatterbox / Re: Ecolusians sanctuary of dank memes
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:13:43 AM »
THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX
...You are SO gonna get banned.
How strict do you think the rules are?

Pretty damn strict, considering I was banned for one bump of a chatterbox thread.

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Challenge Board / The Red Blur vs NeighImACarrot (DQ: All)
« on: November 23, 2015, 05:43:05 AM »
Stock MW
Standard building style
Ra2 #T2 arena
Hazards off
No SnS (meaning, no meltybrain as well) and no cheatbot allowed.

Yugitom is hosting.

Hopefully, this will be used for commentation auditions for the RA2 annual tournament thing.

3...2...1... GO!

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Chatterbox / Re: Ecolusians sanctuary of dank memes
« on: November 23, 2015, 04:31:10 AM »
THIS MAY NOT BE THE CHATTERBOX
So, you realise that you really should be putting this into chatterbox?
...You are SO gonna get banned. I'm gonna leave this thread before it spirals out of control.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 23, 2015, 04:03:14 AM »
We could all commentate the same match.


It'd be easier to see our spin on it.

EDIT: I'll get my track for commentary done ASAP. Have the worst sore throat right now. Getting a new mic tonight

Alright. If we're gonna do that, lets organise a challenge match. Come at me, bro. I'm willing to give it another shot, after my dismal failures.

Who wants to fight me? Who wants to host?
Stock, middleweight no SnS. challenge issued

Okay. I may be crap at stock, but I shall try this. Challenge accepted. I will make the thread later.

In fact, I can't make a thread until I know which arena we would be using, as well as build style and whether or not hazards would be on.

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Chatterbox / Re: God dammit...
« on: November 22, 2015, 05:07:44 PM »
My nan was taken away by leukaemia. I know the kind of feelings you're going through right now. Wish you all the best, and I pray she is one of the lucky ones.

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Chatterbox / Re: Ask me anything
« on: November 20, 2015, 05:54:13 PM »
Anything?

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 20, 2015, 05:51:34 PM »
We could all commentate the same match.


It'd be easier to see our spin on it.

EDIT: I'll get my track for commentary done ASAP. Have the worst sore throat right now. Getting a new mic tonight

Alright. If we're gonna do that, lets organise a challenge match. Come at me, bro. I'm willing to give it another shot, after my dismal failures.

Who wants to fight me? Who wants to host?

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A capacitor stores electric charge. It usually has one or more pairs of conductors, separated by an insulator.

My point still stands.

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Looks like someone had some issues with their physics homework.

[moverightfast]Kappa[/moverightfast]

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 18, 2015, 06:25:06 AM »
I feel like the commentary auditions should be done on a match youve never seen before.
exactly what I was trying to say. I mean, it shows that you are much more play-by-play that way.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 17, 2015, 05:33:03 PM »
heres my audition for you guys, i hope you enjoy and thanks to redace for making the excellent video and for the red blur for making burning horizon (i made blueprint myself)



Hmm... I think it would work better if you commentated on a live match, rather than over a premade youtube video. Say, commentating over two random stock ai bots fighting.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 17, 2015, 08:10:18 AM »
I want a color commentator

Oh, we'd also need a guy with a decent mic to announce. Someone with ridiculous amounts of enthusiasm, like the one out of robot wars.

getting somebody to record a vocal track week after week for all of the matches might be a bit much to ask. What would be really cool is having a dedicated announce team, with a play by play guy with a real base of knowledge of the game, and a colour commentator who is just straight up entertaining.

... I knew my day would come. I freaking love robot wars and I would be honoured if I could be the colour commentator. This forum has been a legend to me every since I saw the bot blood spider on YouTube, and upon finding this site (dsl in particular) it felt like I had found the gold city of el dorado so please if anything please let me a colour commentator I would work my ass off for it plus im incredibly enthusiastic (just ask red blur) and I have a dedicated mic for recording audio (its 40 pounds but eh). please consider this kill343gs and ill make it worth your while =)

love ecolusian from the bottom of his heart  :heart_smiley: :heart_smiley: :heart_smiley:

In all fairness, I think you'd work better for the entertaining commentator.

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Tournament Archives / Re: Dedicated Annual (Or something) RA2 League
« on: November 17, 2015, 07:51:03 AM »
On the one hand, it seems really cool, on the other Fallout 4 came out just last week.

Why not both? I manage to balance this, monster hunter, and college at the same time. (then again, I get internet at college, so...) MY POINT STILL STANDS!

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